A friend of mine has two girlfriends now. He doesn't want to give up either for the other, and everybody involved is perfectly happy with the situation >:

And they're both very attractive too >:

God just seriously cannot exist, because what kind of fucking idiot God would give an atheist two girlfriends? >:

And no, no no no, no no, no no, no, no no, the thought of a threesome sickens him >:

I need better friends they all make me so goddamn angry all the time >: >: >: :x

This is some Maury Povich shit

Hey guys it's 4:30am what did you all go to bed or something.

Gawd I have to talk to Rankeri of all people

what's up esulohime sorry i wasn't here to make your day ;)

Yay! School!

I went to a "jam night" to play my bass and it was a very scary experience. I felt for Emu when he had a panic attack going through Atlanta even though when I went through I picked rush hour and it was bumper to bumper :\. So I get the balls to go down to a Jam night with my hand made Italian fucking loud bitchen bass amp and set up and everything seems cool. I order a beer and relaxed on a bench/bar table thing and watch bitch face organizer do her stupid acoustic "original material" boring shit. Another stupid ass Acoustic douche bag idiot recognizes me from the stupid ass Facebook@com faggot site and say's "Hey I recognizes you from the Facesbookcom" I ignore him politely but give him the thumbs up and a look of "hey you might be cool enough to play with me someday". Bitch face is on stage and I'm behind her thinking "this is the only place I would ever be comfortable" and proceed to accompany her and then she turns her head very quickly and mouths something...I can't hear her and she say's something again and I say "huh?" and she say's "don't play" and I say "why" and then she says "you have never heard the song before so you wouldn't know the changes" and I left :|

I friended Fartin on Facebook as soon as I read that post. :) He has his bass in his profile picture for easy identification!!

I didn't receive it :\ Soundtest has been my friend and hasn't posts for a while...I found a drummer who was my best friend from when I was a kid and his profile says he likes men but he was candy for the lady's when I knew him >:


I got it...never mind.

Microwaved Grape: she is so good looking you don't even care about how she is smoking hot
monobrow0101: She cant take pictures because the flash makes her go into a seizure
Microwaved Grape: hey fuck you in a japanese bukkake house ok
Microwaved Grape direct connection is closed.
Microwaved Grape signed off at 1:10:16 AM.

At first I laughed really hard, then I found out he was really pissed.

I LAUGHED MORE WHEN I WENT ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT AND HE BLOCKED ME ON THERE.

NOT ALLOWED

NOT ALLOWED

argh guys I'm bored WHAT TO DO

NOT ALLOWED

the only game I have on my ds right now is elite beat agents D:

NOT ALLOWED

yeah well you don't, so you're just wasting my time

Do you have Mario Kart, cause I really wanna play.

It's time to play "Guess what his Kart Logo" is brought to you by ABC's Geico Cavemen Hour


IS IT:

A) A poorly drawn version of the Triforce
B) A poorly drawn version of Link
C) A poorly drawn version Silent Bob from the Clerks Cartoon
or D) A gun

Text your answers now

b

23456

Either a or b...

But since I doubt that ZBF knows how to draw geometrical symbols, I'll go with b.

Im quite sure its A

I've played against him, and it is A.

I'm picking A, but I am pretty sure that Big Tuggins has attempted to draw all four.

It actually is A. Wonderful job Gadzooks.

I hate when a mean joke turns into a sad reality. :sleep

A Christian rock band was having a jam session tonight in the warehouse next to the restaurant where I work.

While I was closing up and taking out the garbage, we noticed that the entourage consisted of twelve teenagers, two middle aged women with huge asses and pink sweatpants, an old guy and one incredibly creepy middle-aged man armed with a pomeranian, standing outside the door and praising Jesus. The only song I heard them play was a horrible rendition of "Why can't we be Friends" (dragged out to fifteen-twenty minutes). This was followed by previously mentioned old guy running past me with no pants on while I took out the garbage, which in turn was followed by three of the previously mentioned teenagers running out to apologize profusely.



Blah blah blah, stay the fuck away from Oregon.

Eeeeeeew, sweatpants.

That's an awesome avatar you have there mario

Is yours supposed to be that guy from the What What in the Butt video?

I thought it was Keenan from Keenan and Kel

its a black guy that's all we need to know

:oneofthosedays

sup sup sup

Yes it is

oh yea baby rub my pussy

mm u make me soo w*t

Shit, I got King Kong in tha trunk.:love

I just coughed up a loogie as big as my thumb.

Want to know about my other expectorations? Click the link.

We just reached 6000 members. 500 of which are surely spambots trying to create accounts, but still. we all like nice round numbers like that.

6000
:squigly:squigly:squigly

Heeell yea

I love the fact that I'm enough of a sociopath to not even try to follow along with topical shit anymore. I'm starting to hate that fact of my life and I'm often hoping that I'll be able to stop myself and think before even acting on a response. Do you guys think that sociopathy is more of a phase? I can't even remember how long I've been like this. I think I'm turning around, but on the other hand it's more of thinking the right thing to say that's even remotely entertaining on the basis of what's going around. Then again, I am constantly around people who worship Mind of Mencia or Quentin Tarintino.

Wait, maybe I'm not too sociopathic for this forum after all!

maybe you're just way too gay

im jk bro

They're slowly updating filters here. Soon I won't be able to "hang" with anybody on the internet, which I've actually never really done on a forum before.

Nothing interests me anymore.

you need god

My family took me to church when I was young and I never really knew which branch of Christianity we were.

We were Mormons.

where am i ;o

Clickclick.

sup liquidz

Congratulations :rock

Fuck, I'm stupid. The above in reply to the 6000 registered members. It has all to do with the F5 key, right.

HEY SETHOMAS IF YOU'RE READING THIS WE NEED YOU TO TELL US IF SOCIOPATHIC BEHAVIOR IS JUST A 'PHASE', LIKE THE "GAY" IS

yooo, wudoin?

I'm as sick as a dog today :( I had diahrea yesterday and today I've been having cold chills.

Hey fartin, i think you have officially threatened to leave this place more than anyone here.

Congrats!

You're anti-social, not a sociopath, you little weiner.

Just got back from the Walk in clinic...Stomach flu. And yes Rongi that is something you can't take away from me like they did your precious post count.

Grislygus, from my own experience I just know that there's a big difference between not knowing how to approach people in social contexts and having persistent mental images of what their faces would look like with their cheeks and lips cut off. As for what's a phase and what's personality, I wouldn't really know because medication has fucked me up at some points and helped me at others.

That narrows things down a bit. Allright shyandquietguy, have you ever imagined Carlos Mencia with his lips torn off? Wait, that's not a fair question. Have you ever imagined anyone else with their lips torn off?




Really? And you masturbated? Gross.

In that case you are Against the Law

I'll steal from your store from whatever corner market you work in. (That response is not based on your avatar, I am not that crude.)

Against the Law

Sociopathy is like Psychopathy. It's usually caused when parents completely neglect and abuse their children. Children who were molested can sometimes become sociopaths. Sociopaths are characterized by their complete disregard for anything other than themselves. So, for example, they would rip someone's lips off because it makes them feel good, and the pain the other person feels isn't something that causes the sociopath to feel sympathy. Usually sociopaths have no sympathy or emotional connections with other people, and they have no social norms or values -- they only value themselves.

I'm almost positive you can't be cured of sociopathy, but who knows, maybe it could be made less severe or something. A lot of famous murderers are sociopaths.

They also don't have appropriate emotional reactions to events, as they often have to train themselves to respond to things the way normal people would. So no, even if you came into my corner store and stole your daily XXL hoagie instead of purchasing it, it still doesn't make you CUHRAAAZY, it only makes you cheap as well as fat.

By the way I am a big boy with a big boy job in case you were wondering! How did your interview with Target go?

That sounds like me

Am I a sociopath, Chojin

I'm going to be an automotive technician after my schooling is done.

A sociopathic automotive technician.

"I RIPPED OFF YOUR CAR'S BUMPER BECAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE.

I ALSO MURDERED CARL"

Day 3 of my Stomach flu

I think I saw a movie like that.

Keep "Shrek" out of this. ok?

I need help. I'm a sociopath!

Hey guys any tips on how not to die living in east Indian town while I'm at the colleges?

I'd worry about failing with that shit grammar and get yourself an Indian girlfriend :orgasm

Like I'm gonna take syntax and grammar seriously on these boards? Stick to raising you hick-shit children fartin.

But any tips from the big city mockers?

don't have blonde hair and blue eyes?

Just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control.

Okay man listen up, I grew up in NYC so I know a thing or two about big city survival. There's one thing you can do that will definitely keep ruffians from messing with you. Buy the smallest map possible of whatever bumf*ck little "big city" it is you'll be living in, like one that can fit in your wallet if it's possible (a map of the bus routes will work wonders). Whenever you find yourself walking down a sidewalk be sure to stare endlessly at this map and look as confused and/or blustered as possible, eyes darting from the map in your palm (it's gotta be THAT tiny), to the nearest street sign, back to the map, then over your shoulder all anxiously (it doesn't matter which shoulder but you should definitely try to alternate), then back to the map ET CETERA the entire duration of your travel. It helps if you sweat a lot while doing this. Don't ever let up. Nobody will touch you.

I always thought Indians we're pretty nonviolent. Unless you're talking about east Indians as in the ones that come from Massachusetts and killed all those settlers in the 1600s in which case you're totally fucked.

And to think I was totally serious about what I was saying.

And happy birthday, Blue Fox!

If any more zeldasbiggestcharacters PM me I'm going to get my gun!

I'm watching Night Of The Creeps and so far it is looking pretty damn awesome. And hilarious.

My sister lived in the East Indies (Grenada) for med school. They were the nicest people she'd ever met, until the hurricane came and they decapitated her local friend to loot the grocery store he was guarding.

ya chojin it's like american psycho the movie.

So how many of you guys can smoke weed without coughing? According to ZBF, if you cough you are a pussy.

No wonder ZBF is good at smoking weed, he invented fire.

ME



SAM



IT'S OUTTA HERE

I AM GAY

Rongi: i'm sure that joke is going to go right over his head too
Sam: much like a pteradactyl with his younger brother
Rongi: hahahaha
Rongi: you're on fire tonight

GET LOST, FATHOM

Just kidding, I like the Reds.

GO AWAY

Will do.

Jesus Christ I just found out firsthand that some earwigs can fly.

Those things don't actually crawl into your ear you know

That doesnt change the fact that they are fucking disgusting :(

At my grandfathers cabin in BC, they chill in the bathroom and investigate you when you use the toilet. :(