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Originally Posted by Matt Harty

I FUCKING SAID HELLO PUB

Hello, Matt. :rolleyes

Sorry I was away guys, I was trimming a hedge in my garden, & then I cleared out my basement, & I totally forgot to come online... :eek

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

...some gay comment...

When did you come out of the closet?

I'm far too lazy to get this to 8000. :/

ill help if you stop being a big fat b*tch to me :(

My Nickname is goose :(

Ok, thanks. I'm just a big jerk when I see how bloody low my post count is. ;)

ok nevermind gotta go to bed :lol

btw it isnt funny

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Originally Posted by ArrowX

My Nickname is goose :(

Great. >:

Even ArrowX has a higher postcount than me. >:

I mean, WTF!? 3000+ posts, & he's still a stupid shit?

How the fuck is that possible?

At least I have one or two people that tolerate me posting here.

He must thrive on our hate. Maybe we should be nice to him... nah, fuck that.

I'm so sorry, Mark. I'll stop moping & being depressed, the moment you stop being a sad, lonely fatfuck. >:

Anyone remember my blog? I sure don't. :lol

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Originally Posted by Sam

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty

HEY SAM :O

HI MATT :D

What happened to Sam, anyway? :confused

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Originally Posted by HickMan

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Originally Posted by camacazio

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Originally Posted by HickMan

BIG WHEEL

Nobody had a big wheel this cool >:

CRACKERS DID >:

:eek

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

I had a dream friday night which was the best dream story ever. I really want to make a movie out of it, but I'm bad at conveying ideas and hollywood is full of jerks.

Well anyways in my dream i'm in a night club and we're talking to Bob saget back stage and we're talking to him to distract him for some reason. Well we sneak through the back door and i steal a car and get in a chase but make it back to teh scrap yard we work at and almost everyone else is there. But than i hear cop sirens and my friend is bolting through there with the cops behind him. Oh yeah and Cristopher Walken owned the Chop Shop/ junkyard.

Than there was this girl wearing a brown barret and she wore her bangs over one of here eyes, and she was really beautiful, but i couldn't get her face outta my mind and creeped me out because it was just her face staring back at me. I can't describe what she looked like but it was completely out of context with the rest of the dream.

I really want to make a movie or just a really good story outta this. I'd probably fix it up to make it coherent and add weird quarks that only i would think are cool. And i'd have the brown barret girl played by lindsay lohand not becues she looks like her, but because she is so hot and i'm in love with her...

:(

I can't find any posts by me in this thread. :eek

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Haha I can imagine Gadzooks talking to PC and saying stuff like "HOLD ON" and then PC hears typing over the phone.

RIP Professor Cool. :(

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

I asked for a title and then rog said "SHOURE" and he hands me a hammer.

and I said "what's this for"

"Well you gotta get that PHAT CASH out of your piggy bank somehow"

Oh That Riddles! :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by executioneer

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

So yesterday I was at work and a 60 year old guy comes up to me and says "a nickles will buy you a pickle" and asked me ever heard that before. I told him that I hadn't, so he promptly judges that I wasn't born in america because i had brown skin and never heard "a nickles will buy you a pickle." I told him that I was born in Chicago and I lived in Illinoise my whole life. He told me that when he was my age everyone used to say that. I couldn't mention how he was probably my age during the first world war, because my supervisor was at the register right across from mine. So I gave him his change and put on an artificial smile and told him to have a good night.

:/

I've heard "I'll tickle your pickle for a nickel" but not that :/

-willie

:lol

Seriously, I can't find anything funny I've said in this thread.

Therefore I settled for any post of mine, & yet I find nothing! I no longer exist!

Oh No! :tear

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Originally Posted by Riddles Tiddles

Thiat thing is fucked up. :eek