guys i've been watchin a whole lot of Home Movies, it's a pretty funny show :O

I love that show

It reminds me of this science show I would watch on Saturday mornings, like Science Court or something like that.

Do you guys know what those bugs are called that always end up on their backs and pop up into the air making an annoying sound for hours and hours until you find them and destroy them?

The old Rasta guide at Bob Marley's tomb coughed his head off after a couple of tokes (he rolled a spliff while he was showing us around). He said "you're not smoking til you're choking." Everyone coughs. >:

Isn't coughing supposed to make it work better/faster?

I don't cough everytime i smoke, but if I take a huge bong hit, there's no waaaaaaaayy i'm not caughin ;o

I dont smoke anymore because my lady-friend dont like it :(

what a bitch :[

I don't smoke pot. It's illegal and costs money. Big whup!

Also, Owen Wilson attempted suicide because he was caught coughing on weed. How embarrassing.

Source: TEARS OF A CLOWN: WHAT HAPPENED TO OWEN WILSON-8/27/07

She's worth it ;(

Edit: Nevermind, the bitch aint worth it >:

I'm gonna go and smoke my brain out

It's
Hip
To
Be
SQUARE

hahahahhaa

GET HIGH

GET DRUNK

FUCK SOMEBODY'S DDDAAAUUUGGHHHTTAAAAHH

IF YOU LUCKY THEN YOU MIGHT EVEN FUCK SOMEBODY GRRRRAAANNNDDDAUGHTAH

hey am i allowed in here i have a bk kids club card

I dunno man, can you draw Kid Vid?

Just want to let you all know that like Michael Vick I found God yesterday and won't be swearing anymore when posting here!

His apology address was hilarious. He only regrets it because he got caught.

Hahha school is for fools

i think coughing increases the blood flow to/from your lungs making the weed like, unleash it's turbo boosters or something

or v-tech kicks in

something like that

jiggglyypuff

Since I have already CALMLY explained to guitar woman why SOME PEOPLE (including myself,) are annoyed by him (off-topic posting, you too Fathom Zero but not as much), I thought maybe it would be appropriate to explain to another poster here why they are annoying, ZeldasBiggestFan! I would post this in Mock Wars because that was the initial purpose of the board but that is now closed because of stupidity! If moderators feel this should be moved to a more appropriate area, please do! I would appreciate it!

I'm going to try to talk like a grown-up to Zelda. If his posts are any indication not a lot of people do that for him (or he doesn't listen to them because his teenage instincts are to object authoritarians at all times, MTV sucks, dudez). Take notes.

SECTION 1: Zelda's Thread-making habits - the eternal struggle

Your most annoying habit is making threads for little bullshit. You haven't in the past but it is becoming more apparently recently.

and so on. You seem to like to use this message board to "break news" and provide links. Sometimes you are 3 years behind but the main problem is that all you do is provide links. There are sites for that. They are called Digg.com and FARK. If you don't have at the very least a good well-thought paragraph on the subject you want to discuss, then the subject is probably not worth discussing. (In fact, I think a good idea for the new forums would be a "Little Crap" thread for news articles and links that really are not worth their own thread. Would this be a good idea?)

SECTION II: Chicken Soup for the Message Board: The Legend Begins

Your other problem is that you talk like a teenager. I know YOU ARE ONE but you have to understand that a good amount of our posters are past the legal drinking age. And for all his faults, Guitar Woman doesn't even talk like that. Look at other posters your age like Fathom Zero. See how articulate they are posting and how not every word out of their mouth is "fuck", "shit", and "cocksucker". Also, using words like "pwn" and "sweet" only make your youth more apparent. I know you feel you are pushed to this but you have to realize that you are the catalyst of the aggression. I know this garbage flies in high school but this isn't High School. THIS IS ALSO NOT THE MOVIE CLERKS, CASINO, OR THE TELEVISION SERIES "DEADWOOD"! You don't have to make yourself out to be a tough guy on the internet (like bragging about you having a gun and not coughing when smoking weed). Being an internet tough guy is so 1999, it's ridiculous.

My suggestion for you: Take a good long break from the forums. Concentrate on school and get all your teen angst out. You only get one childhood and you should celebrate your youth as long as you can (I know I did when I was your age!). Then when you feel like you can provide and contribute interesting points of discussion to the board, by all means come back. Right now, all you are doing is aggravating people to attack you (who in turn aggravate the moderators). I know your initial response to this will be that I'm a "creep" and that I "do research on you", but you should understand that your annoyances are almost universal for teenaged boys on the internet these day. If I can set an example of you, then maybe I won't have to set an example for "PaintballMasta69" or "BigGlen420". I don't understand why you would want to post somewhere where a good majority hate you. Think "What would Willie Mobbs Do?".

If there is anything I missed let me know! It should be helpful to him!

Also, if this is you.

Don't continue this. This is probably the worse idea you can have at a time like this. RECONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS AS A HUMAN BEING.

gadzooks do you have internet hemeroids

Yeah! And it looks like a caveman!

after reconsidering my options, i think gadzooks needs a life :lol

Tell me, what is your life other then watching Kevin Smith movies and playing a Link To The Past. I'm under the impression the rest of the time is spent on the internet and being a target for BB Guns.

Unless this is someone elses character! Then you got me, man! You pretended to be someone else on the internet and I couldn't figure it out!

CHARACTERS FOREVER, FAGZOOKS NEVER

If ZBF grew up, the forums wouldn't be as funny. Half my laughs around here these days come from that guy's INTERNET RAGE.

or maybe let's do one better

i propose a plan to turn him into a cave baby

gadzooks will adopt him and raise him like he should have been raised

come back in fifteen years and he'll be posting as "dad's biggest fan" instead of zelda's, but what's more he'll treat this place like a gentleman and not gameffaqs with no rule against swearing

or he could take a minute to step back, look inside himself and realize that he gets treated the way he does for a few reasons

or hey why not follow guitar man's words of wisdom and make sure we keep our daily dose of teen angst around because oh wait that's all over the goddamn internet and we dont really need another source of it

what could gadzooks figure out :rolleyes

that guy could not find his way out of a man sized paper bag!

I don't go to the rest of the internet, guys. It's funny to me.

hey guys check out this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/index.php

hey guys

why dont you check out the exit

Wait, I thought GADZOOKS was a character of Esuohlim.

Who are you, Fartin Mowler?

Edit: Speak of the devil

Why do all his pictures have white around them. :crop

[QUOTEWho are you, Fartin Mowler?][/quote]

I give my password to wacky College students when I'm busy :\

I can't figure out how to with the "Comic Life" program that comes with my Mac >:

Thanks for articulating your point the way you did, gadzooks. I've banned Zelda for 7 days and gave him the URL to your post as the reason.

On the new forums, posts like these will go in "Questions & Suggestions", which will probably be renamed to "Questions, Suggestions, and Grievances" or maybe something a little less gay. YOU DECIDE 2007

I've been out of college for like 16 months >:

I guess I'm going back.

But grad school doesn't count >:

Glad I could DO MY PART! Now, if only I could get sadie to post again :(

Say nice things and send chocolate hearts.

This new guy is awesome!


FULL DISCLOSURE: A quick search tells me I have said awesome in 16 posts out of 5,235! Including this gem:

Quick, someone change the thread title to "Gadzooks constructive criticism thread".

I'm on it

Spoilers: Free Yourself is Atari Dragon

Not even kidding, guys

Who the hell is Atari Dragon

someone retarded!
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5984

Oh yeah!

man, I'm like the only unbanned person in that thread

In honor of 8/30 (never 4get :cry) I bought a sno-cone after dinner.

How did you guys celebrate Roy Wilkins' birthday today? :eek

I stayed up all night watching youtube poops.

:(

Did my best not to think about it.

I went go-kart racing with a few people, but then I got annoyed when I thought about someone's post and crashed into a pole! AUGHHHH!

I ordered a Tablet PC and it should arrive tomorrow.

BTW, I know a kid toucher!

http://www.hideoutheretics.net/viewt...t=3290&start=0

oh boy!

awesome!

Is it possible for Dom DeLuise to be any hotter?

Why? Was he cremated?

Guys, why do I suck so bad at Elite Beat Agents

Hey Guitar Woman are you a fan of video games?

OH, AM I EVER!

I think she's exaggerating.

So, I hit the random article button on wikipedia and the very first subject to come up was this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth (not work safe!)

It's like Kevin Smith has wikipedia stock all of a sudden. For shame, wikipedia, this is not urban dictionary.

I hate Wikipedia

I heard wikipedia is a world of shit! Like, you might think you are getting insightful research done by reading the articles there, but in all reality you are reading bullshit written by 9 year olds! And let me tell you something, 9 year olds don't know anything about ass to mouth. Now imagine what they write about quantum mechanics!!!

i swear thsi is a real quote

>:>:>:





Edit: :eek the discussion page!

hey guys i just realized that the next time someone leaves unexpectedly we should say they "pulled a willie" thatd be lol

fuck you, willie was great

(psst, my post was tongue-in-cheek) :o

Am I really that bad at conveying when I'm not being serious? :\

DuFrense you're too defensive!

Every time someone is too defensive we should say they're being "DuFrensive" haha :x

HELLO CHAT ROOM THREAD ;)

<------ I can dig it!

Pretty sharp :eek

Hey guys DuFresne has the right idea by downloading this game I mentioned a few days ago! The rest of you nerds follow suit >:

http://kcahf.org/crystalex/Crystalex.zip

I bought the chronicles of riddick game for 10 bucks today :hat

Ah that's a great game
Good buy

We've got a guy on our football team named Pickelman :(

Do you go to the Michigan College whose football team really blew it last week?

Or do you go to the other one who I don't know shit about other then they wear green helmets? >:

Can we get off this page, I'm sick of seeing that Ass to mouth link.

what happened to willie? :x

He apparently got a life.


Unfortunately.

Spaaaaaaaace Filler

details, plz ;o

Willie deleted his ezboard and erased all his friends from Myspace. I guess that's as much QUIT you can do. I don't know anything else and I use to talk to him on a regular basis. I think he considered that everyone of his age that use to be online alot went off and got a life so he decided to do the same. I say good for him and I hope he has a happier life!

But what's your story? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Green helmets! :(

I apologize, GADZOOKS. All these people who interrupted your question were very rude!

I have decided to make my Google Search idea into a full fledged topic then derailing this already crashed thread. I figured if that fag Goat Cheese can make an awful thread, then so can I! So please post your ideas about that there in General Blabber.

Thank you Esuohlim for your feedback! I always favor the team with the cooler helmet design when it comes to College Football as I'm not an alumni to any school that has one. I think my school has Ultimate Frisbee by now.

So I guess I'm saying that if your two Michigan teams went head to head I would of intially choice the other one because it's so weird looking! Yet, now that I know they are utter failures I will root for your squad. Score a touchdown for me, Milhouse!

well if willie is reading this and he probably will,

GO FUCK ALL THE PUSSY YOU CAN DUDE

Ladies definitely dig the beard, but it's not like I have to tell him that.

I fried my tablet after only four days! New personal record.

Hey guys!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19274

Hahaha.

I laugh at fathom's misfortune, but also feel bad because it was prolly expensive.

Feel free to laugh, I got it from eBay.

hahaha

I feel dumb.