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Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 04:48 PM
:pagebrak

Sure. Super powers are fake and fibromyalgia is a fake disease.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2011 06:53 PM

Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 07:04 PM
onlysomanysongscanbesungwithtwolipstwolungsandonet ounge

Big McLargehuge Feb 12th, 2011 07:18 PM
We are in a field standing 20 feet apart, I'm staring at you with a look of hate. You shift your weight from foot to foot hand dropping ready and poised at hip level. I have a boner.

MLE Feb 12th, 2011 08:25 PM
>> Run screaming from the scene.

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2011 09:01 PM
>>Is glad a lunch was packed

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2011 09:16 PM
or just one

Tadao Feb 12th, 2011 09:21 PM
>> Inventory

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 02:07 AM
You have nothing but the clothes you wear and two stale cigarettes.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 02:25 AM
>> get lamp

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 02:42 AM
Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 02:46 AM
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Grislygus Feb 13th, 2011 03:05 AM
>> sing
>> 'when everybody keeps repeating that you'll never fall in love'
>> 'when everybody keeps retreating I just can't get enough'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'let my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'
>> 'my love open the door'

>> bust a move

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2011 03:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 712629)
Username Fathom Zero dies of lamp poisoning.
lol

Zhukov Feb 13th, 2011 04:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 712592)
Apparently people stopped having birthdays as of february this year.
I didn't, just hold on.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2011 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elx (Post 712634)
even if you guys don't have gals you still have friends right?
I do not. :eek

Big McLargehuge Feb 13th, 2011 06:38 PM
But pub you do. You really do. :tear

Grislygus Feb 13th, 2011 08:26 PM
So I kind of lost a new friend at the college after he recommended that I "just give [Depeche Mode] a chance" and after listening to some of their songs I told him that the chorus 'Everything Counts' is a crappy, badly-disguised ripoff of the chorus from Rolling Stones' Ruby Tuesday


I didn't know he'd get mad

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 08:50 PM
but dude, everything counts

in large amounts

I can't lie - Black Celebration is one of my favorite albums.

Fathom Zero Feb 13th, 2011 08:52 PM
And the video for Wrong is pretty sweet, too.

Dimnos Feb 13th, 2011 09:51 PM
I know one guys who likes Depeche Mode. One. And he likes cock.

Kitsa Feb 13th, 2011 10:05 PM
I can't believe I got Depeche Mode and The Cure goofed up in my mind.

I honestly, honestly thought you were talking about The Cure for the past 1/2 hr or so.

All Hail Duke Feb 13th, 2011 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 712765)
I do not. :eek
same here, but i'm a paranoid, mean spirited ass and don't get along with others :suicide

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2011 11:13 PM
Maybe we could be friends. :)

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2011 11:13 PM
Show me your cock. :yum


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