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THAT WAS TO METAL MILITIA STOP POSTING SO FAST JESUS >:

It's like every time I see them I can hear them screaming "I AM A PERFECTLY GOOD WASTE OF VAGINA" in my mind >:

lol sorry :rolleyes

You could still be friends!

I hope someday someone bites guitar woman on the dick with a ferret.

I already am good friends with one of them that's not the point though you'll understand when you're older, son

So....Who here hates there job?

You mean this one?

Who hear hates they're job :perndog

its a hard knock life for satanists

It's been said that I look like Annie when I wear my corduroy hat.

I got hit by a motorcycle yesterday :<

just felt like sharing

What what what

are you ok :<

does this mean Sam won't be getting any anytime soon?

omg poor Sam :(

Pub say BOO! :eek

Hang on, who the hell deleted my page full of eek faces? >:

Fuck this place. :(

Gay, but easily done if you quit posting outside of this thread.

Even easier in the days before my stupid pages of emoticons were destroyed by rule-following mod bastards. :rolleyes

pub you're fired!

can anything be taken seriously with my avatar next to it?

:tear

A few days ago, I had to do a presentation on Raul Castro for one of my classes. He was an executioner for at least a large portion of his career. Looking back, I think I called him an "executioneer" at least once while presenting. I miss willie :cry

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hahahahahaha that took longer than it should

Everyone's gay for willie :(

I wasnt calling you a fag dufresne, i miss willie too :(

It was really in response to this

I got the phone number that pub posted, when would be a good time to call him :lol

Guys I am going to see the Comedians of Comedy tonight with Jixby. I expect you all to behave yourselves while I am gone. Make sure you let the dog out to make bathroom and do not forget to feed that damn cat, I don't want him jumping and clawing at my screen door while I am gone. I left you some frozen pizza in the freeze, try not to burn down the house when you cook it. I will tell you all about my adventure when I return. Goodbye my darlings!

Love, Sam

P.S. Milhouse backwards is in charge while I am gone I expect you all to listen to him.

why do i have two daddys :(

They are freaks and it is your fault.

I'd ride in a car with ted kennedy before I'd listen to milhouse backwards.

hey now you show some respect he used to be a mod around here his word carries some weight i thought you were a team player but i guess youre starting to show your true colors

Why do sewers smoke in manhattan? I've always thought it's just a stupid way of creating a dramatic atmosphere in the movies. :x

My friend just came bck from NY and now he's telling me that the sewers DO smoke.

What the fuck is goin' on? :x

It's the temperature difference between the sewer air and the street air.

Or a shitfire.

Guys, I've been searching for the delta force theme for past couple of hours, and I can't seem to find it no where. As my last resort, I'l turn to you. Sure, I could buy the delta force ost, but one song just ain't worth of 50 bucks.

None of you wouldn't happen to have it as an mp3? I'd owe you a big one :x

Hey guys I 'm drunk ;o Keep me entertained. Please. Pretty please. :<

okay i'll entertain you mle since apparently eric or erick or however the fuck he spells it isn't cutting it for you right now is he drinking with you cuz damn that whiskey dick is sure brutal sometimes I TELL YOU WHAT

When I get drunk all I need to do to keep myself amused is walk around :<

Couldn't you just torrent the OST

he went to bed :< then again, he's been up for a while.

guys evil kinevil died :(

Did he die a noble death like Spaulding Gray?

he was gonna die someday :rolleyes

I'd done that in the first place, but there simply are no ost torrents.

Atleast I couldn't find one :(

See that kids? Learning can also be fun!

Wouldn't want to be in the shoes of a riot police though. :(

Any time. ;)


EXCEPT WHEN I'M SLEEPING, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF!. >:

Nice Rankeri.

Don't sass me pub I will fly to the UK tonight and I will see your face in my face!

Aye! Seven Force! What a surprise! And I see you've left your bloody pants back in the states! This is my manservant Short Round, he prefers to be called Tropical but I give him severe tounge lashings if he protests.

JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND JARV IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND

Thanks for the heads up DJ

no problem gadzooks v0.5!

You really shouldn't insult Gadzooks behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

hi i degrade myself

Hey hey hey hey. No jive talking in here, man. This is the Cool Zone.

let's do impressions!

the hib jlab kalalalama ding dazzle doodly koo kitow!

who am i?

Michael J. Fox?

You really shouldn't insult Michael J. Fox behind his back like that, that's very bad form.

IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I WOULD ASSUME THAT THIS WAS A PICTURE OF MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AND HIS LOVING MOTHER WITH A SKINNED KNEE

if it is they've both gots nice boobs

Btw Rankeri I found the Delta Force theme in ONE TRY.

EDIT: I'll upload once I figure out a place to upload it.

i love michael j fox

>: it was bill cosby you jerks

Nuh-uh!

Holy shit! Thanks dude, I owe you a big one now :shock

I saw this interview Michael J Fox did with Oprah. He started like..floating around the room halfway through it. Crazy stuff.

guys have you noticed that there's a big reload button whenever you're in a forum list now?

what's that all about, huh?

Because of how it's usually a box with a red x in it, I'm assuming it's always been there, but has never shown up because of a broken link or somehting.

you know, cuz you guys are noobs.

i'd rather hit F5

I noticed it but haven't clicked it yet! I'll keep you all up-to-date.

Oh good now I can keep up to date on the latest Guitar Woman post, thanks Team I-Mock

OK, big news. I clicked the new button and I've written a short review of the experience.

While not a big fan of buttons I took a risk and checked out the new I-Mockery "RELOAD" button. The experience wasn't unpleasant and I might even do it again, who knows!
My guess is the button is going to come into its own if anyone starts a super interesting thread that needs minute-by-minute reloads. All in all this is a huge step forward for I-Mockery and if things keep going this way I can see the site's popularity sky-rocketing to previously unimaginable heights.

I'll post a Youtube video of me pressing the button if anyone wants it!

UPDATE:

The reload button crashed my computer and gave me virusware in the hard drive!!

0/10 :rolleyes

i'd give it a 0










out of 5

edit: who am i?!

I like the button personally because not only do I feel like I'm playing Time Crisis 3 I feel that I am totally in control of the situation!

Reload buttons are sooooo last year. :rolleyes

My girlfriend ordered me one of these:



I'm going to be too cool for school!
...and too old but that's hardly the t-shirt's fault.

My governator t-shirt is way cooler >:

Sign this petition for :reload

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Does it have any worth if I sign? :(

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As much as I love emotes:domo:domo:domo:domo:domo I can't see myself ever using "RELOAD". Especially when I can just say "RELOAD".:squigly

A cat playing a KEYTAR on the other hand...

Added: Petition for :acatplayingakeytar

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That's a stupid emoticon

Fuck you, you're a stupid emoticon.

I'd suggest adding this one but it doesn't really work that well with I-Mock's color scheme :(

Not applicable, ever?

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Chuck Harvey just gave a lecture to my drawing class


Apparently he lives around here


Fuck you if you don't know who he is

Neither does Wikipedia :x

Maybe an I am Mclovin emote that'd be sweet right guys I love superbad

"I got a boner" - mclovin :lol :lol