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HEY GUYS, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON? :picklehat

NOTHING REALLY

SAME MINOR BULLSHIT




DID YOU EVER GET THAT DAMN THING I SENT YA

ON A RELATED NOTE, WE NEED A PURPLE HIPPO EMOTICON

we don't

It's the hour of the lurking spambot :x

There's a couple signed in that were already banned two months ago. Weird

ITs probably like those raptors in jurassic park. testing the fences.

I say everyone loses their edit every march in honor of those who have fallen.

Freaking earthquakes. I'm still not dead though. :eek

Hey Tom, you know how you were all "no one even died" in the last quake? :eek

We went and shot a few chaps just so there would be fatalities this time. :eek

Are you happy now, Big Man? :eek

Earthquakes, floods, brown tree snakes and great white sharks. How many ways are there to die down under?

The world may never know.

And volcanos. I almost forgot the volcanos. :dunce

Not happy enough :eek

Don't forget those spiders that hide under the toilet seat, or irukandji

Aren't there also trees that fucking explode if they get too hot? I imagine living in Australia is a lot like being trapped in a NES game.

/dickjoke

penises work backwards in the other hemisphere

:lol

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed

HAHAHA, I-MOCKERY CHAT (IT STINGS!)

RANKERI STOGIE'S EATING THE COUCH IT SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA EATING A LOG CABIN BLING BLONG BLING BLONG

Doesn't Australia also have exploding ants?

And killer rabbits.

How old are you, Sappy? I wish it was still October and I was interested in talking about Minecraft in here. :eek