:pagebrak

I was gonna make another joke about your drug of choice being meth instead of alcohol, until I re-read this and realized that it made no damn sense whatsoever, on multiple levels


Mainly, why would I randomly dump sugar into a folder and then happily comment on a non-existent cup of coffee

And what does that say about me as a person

It says file this under delicious is what it says

For the same reason you would drink fermented piss.

:rolleyes

Alcohol is for losers.

When I find a new job, I'm going to see if I can hire an opera singer guy to belt out 'I QUIT' at the top of his lungs to my boss for me.

I'MA LAY A SMACKDOWN ON YOU, BOY

Whiskey and whiskey is distilled, numbnuts; I insist on referring to Jim Beam as fermented because it is, in actuality, fermented piss, and I quite obviously don't drink it, seeing as how I made fun of it. CAN YOU READ DER ENGRISH

Yes please, double neat, I'll be right over.

Nice character you got there.

Not mine. Also I did not know that about Whiskey. :(

Also I never really read your posts about it, I just wanted to get you red faced. BUT IT BACK FIRED AND NOW YOUR ALL SUPERIOR.

I'm ALWAYS superior, that's why I usually have to get a new girlfriend every six months :( :lol :tear

THIS ONE'S GONNA LAST THOUGH, I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

Better than every 9 months.
amiright?

Damn straight. Out of sight, out of mind. FOOLPROOF PLAN

Lucky gal. :eek

side order of magic fingers :eek

I love you guys. :lol

Pub, I'm surprised you don't live in Scotland with shiny shoes on.

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)(DUH)http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/g...mmy-penis.html

THE GUMMY SO GOOD, I PUT MY NAME ON IT

That looks like it'd be used as by pissed off housewives to pracice their revenge... :eek

Shades of "The War of the Roses". :chatter

Scots all have tiny dicks. :eek