go fuck yourself

I never have after school drawings... :(

I love everything this man touches ;<

Nah, Oolong is a rabbit that some crazy Japanese owned and use to balance all kinds of things on it's head and take pictures of it.

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

yeah that thing's been around since forever wth did sa skip that particular fad or something

I actually browsed all of the pictures of oolong in order, and it reminded me so much of when i had a rabbit. The day oolong suddenly died made me tear up. ;,,<

Haha, yeah Oolong was cool. I rmember some guy on Fasrk emailed the guy saying bad things (i forget what), but the guy replied to him saying "Please don't call me evil bunny master." That was so fucking funny. He even has a letter on that page to Americans explaining himself. That showed up shortly after Fark got at him.

And I don't care how tuff some of you girls are, my magic bunny powers will get you in my bed! Soon we'll be playing kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead.

we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain

That picture is guaranteed to ROCK YOU TO THE CORE.

I really hope you guys make that part of the "Welcome to I-Mockery!" PM new guys get.

Urgh.

I'm not picking on Tadao just because he's new as several of the regular buffoons in this thread make similar comments. Seriously guys, this is the internet, shut up about girls on here.

Haha, look at me taking the moral highground. :rolleyes

Chojin would be the coolest gay dad any kid could ask for.

That's because it's not a penis but a one floppy eared vagina. You figurue it out!

Pull one pocket of your pants out.

Yeah someone from SA told me that girls over here like it when you hit on them.

In an almost related topic, Johnathan Clement's loss of faith over the rather silly idea that there isn't any sex in heaven was once explained to me as quite sensible due to no one wanting screaming babies screwing up their paradise & the rather pervy suggestion that being so close to The Divine Presence results in tantric-esque constant exctasy. Which also explained why sitting on a cloud playing a harp never gets boring up there.

I must have gone to the worst CofE school ever.

I can see Saint Peter handing out ecstasy as you walk through the pearly gates.

Oh shit, the secret is out now! Guys, I'm a lapsed-Raver & really embarrassed about it. ;(

What is with all the lurkers anyway?

VBulletin happened.

They should sign up & post in this thread.

Then when I decide they are ready they can move onto posting in the rest of the forum.

Noob camp is open, bitches. >:

I've never understood the whole lurking thing. I've always just jumped in a got the fuck on with it. I noticed I couldn't post in the Mock Wars. Nice use of forum control. *puckers lips and bends down*

Funny you mention this, last night Chojin told me he loved me after we both became Vidmasters so expect him and I to sire hyper-evolved children which will moderate these boards 24 hours a day. :|

Because when people love each other that is what they do, they have children to prove their love.

They will probably be the most perfect children ever, and our gay parenting will empower them to become MORE HUMAN THEN HUMAN.

let's see them children

I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

SERIOUS PHOTO PROBLEMS :eek

Will these kids communicate with digitized bat sonar like in the second season of Dark Angel? Cause that would would flip some tits!

Instead of Gaydar they will have GayPS

They should have an Alpha 5-ish robot that has short range gaydar. If a gay is near he can just shout "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!" and flail around.

That's how the hispanics usually react anyway

mida mida mida mida mida mida mida !!

Damn lurkers looking at old threads that just piss me off. >:

Where the hell is Jamesman anyway? :lol

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last


Good Times. :tear

No offense meant, but you only look like a great dad, you're a pair of leather chaps away from full great gay dad though. ;(

I seem to remember hearing excuses from you like this before. :blah

I just realized that your name is milhouse backwards :\.

No it's not.

Maybe it is and maybe it IS.

04:01 PM: zeldasbiggestfan
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High School freakin sucks.

LOL, I told him to do that. ;D

oh, ok.

I was just imagining him willingly looking over his terrible mistakes in life and quietly weeping in front of his computer ;<

His mistakes are my comedy bronze.

Hey guys, stop making fun of him.

:(

You guys aren't following him around the board, and you're not being only malicious. You're not breaking the rules!

gee thanks mom

HEY I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE LISTEN TO ME

Oh ZBF knows I'm kidding, the two of us are great friends. :)

Hahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone!

Someone get Asila to post in here. I want to talk about Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett.

I just watched the first half of the live action Hogfather and played selected tracks from Swordfishtrombones during the adverts.


Seriously. :(

I have no idea what those are.

IS IT FOR BLACKS

You're just trying to get me in trouble. :(

GODSDAMMIT! NO, IT'S NOT STUFF FOR BLACKS! >:

:lol :lol scandalize some ******s :willie

- Jarv

Haha :(

Double Seriously. ;(

I just realized my foot's bleeding.

flirt firewall

Flirt?! I think not! I just want to complain about the lack of Wizard action. >:

Nobby was good though. ;)

Always wanted to see a live action Discworld, probably a Silver Horde story. With Tom Waits playing the Death of rats.

I like Cohen but I don't think I could watch much of a bunch of almost naked old men for long.

I'm more of a Sam Vimes kinda guy.

I'vce often thought about who would play who. I can only see Eric Idle as Rincewind because of the game. You know you would probably be upset with the pick in cast. Who would play Vimes? I know he's supposed to be kind of in shape, but I see him fat in my head.

God I hate fan boys.

Totally. :x


NOW LET THAT BE AN END TO IT. >:


Seriously, I'm acting like this is a chatroom or something. :rolleyes


Book Forum. :lol

Boobies!

Now THERE'S something a man can get behind.

christmas eve almost!! how excited are you fags?!?!

I'm totally gay for Christmas.

It's been christmas eve for 17 hours. I'm annoyed becasue I'm not allowed to eat any of the food in the kitchen until tomorrow. I am going to nurse this bottle of Whiskey through the night. >:

You mean I missed the hot Discworld/Waits conversation?! CURSES!
What... no, seriously. That upsets me.
Speaking of Christmas: Tom Waits does a cover of Silent Night. It makes me cry.

We where waiting to tag team you, but you never showed. I had to go to another forum to finish myself off, :(

If by excited for Christmas you mean excited for A Christmas Story marathon then no I'm not incredibly excited but thanks for asking :x

I watched all the Final Destination movies today guys they were pretty funny :eek

I don't think I know what those are. Are they based of those Rapture books I've heard about? Probably not.... duh I should just erase this message instead of pushing the reply button.

Gah, story of me life.

I've always wondered: is it appropriate to say 'it's Christmas Eve' ALL day on the 24th, or only once evening actually hits?

Edit: the Final Destination movies are horror films about people who dream their death before it happens, as far as I can tell.

24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

I'm nit an appropriate kind of guy so I sugest keep saying it as long and there are christmas lights still up on your block. In fact, go to those peoples houses and knoock on their door and wish them a merry chrismas eve on New Years if the lights are still up.

I've died once in my dreams. I was sitting shotgun in a big rig while Venus Flytrap from the old tv show WKRP was driving around my block at high speeds. The cops block us off and he gets out of the truck with his guns blazing. The cops shoot him dead and tell me to get out of the truck with my hands up via bullhorn. So I get out, hands up, and walk to them. But something is wrong.... very wrong.... I look up.

A shotgun is in my raised hands. Bang bang bang bang bang. Cops blow me away. I lay diying ing the street and my vision goes to black (like when you faint, it slowly closes in on you). And then nothing. and then I wake up.

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away. Then woke up.

So..... I'm gonna die with Venus Flytrap on a Big Rig tirade?

Yep! Got a fat bag of Meth, 2 jars of Vasoline and 4 rolls of paper towels. Who's coming over for the TV party?

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away.

One time when I was dying, I eventually had the perspective of looking at myself passed out. It was cool, it even included the white vomit that I only afterwards learned comes about from cardiac failure. The memory in my head right now is that of actually facing myself as if I were laying on the floor facing myself underneath my desk (which, btw, I don't even know why I was under my desk at that point), but I vaguely recall having also looked downwards as if from above. Ah well.

You mean like both your body and your spirit where laying on their sides facing each other under the desk? And then later on a top down view of 2 of you laying on your side facing each other? Vivid imagination you got there.

Shoot, I nearly forgot. Pfff, and I was going to watch Eraserhead today.

I think I've read about 20 discworld books in my life and used to have a map of Ankh-Morpork up on the wall for a few years :<

And I also used to code for the Discworld MUD :<

Where did that come from

They were talking about Discworld up at the top of the page.

Anyone for a game of Thud?
http://www.thudgame.com/

Google desktop informed me the other day that Terry Pratchett was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's :<

Shit! He's gonna write the same stories over and over again...

No, he says that he's been diagnosed but that it can take years for the disease to affect the mind. He says (on his webpage) that he's just going to continue to write until he can't anymore.

How would he know that he can't write anymore?

I don't know how would you know if you couldn't walk kanymore maybe if you lost your legs obviously his hands are going to fall off. :\

If he's anything like my grandma, he's only going to think his writing is getting better over time.

I got so drunk last night, i actually started seeing purple elephants.




I was watching "Escape To Witch Mountain" but I think that still counts.

I had some Goldslager and beer one night, and after sleeping for a few hours, I was somewhere between awake and asleep. There were these ghost-lke restaurant cooks coming into my bedroom, handing me dishes to clean.

What were they paying?

Merry Christmas and stuff.