Look at my shame. LOOK AT IT!

http://www.tf2items.com/id/spittys

lol Every other thing isn't tradable.

And I see I'm the only one so far that got the stuff for owning Plants vs. Zombies. Righteous.

I'm trying to sell my Prof. Peculiarity. No one wants it. :(
Also, I just played four games in a row where my team was either retarded, or the defending team set up three sentries, had good spies, and spammed heavy/medics.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. Either they were really good trolls, or we really sucked. Maybe both.

I want to play you guys.

I'm down.

oh shit, mad milk for scouts

you can put out fires with it. that's rly all it had to do, but it also makes anyone who hits a milked opponent heal themselves. it's crazy useful.

I love all of the items but I especially love how balanced they are. They've all got certain effects, but none of them are so under or overpowered against one another that it stops being a kickass FPS and becomes some sort of RPG.

FYI, people that're just now getting into this game - it's a 6.3 GB game with another 7 or so in patches afterward.

Yea. Almost 4 years worth of patches I think :V

I wanna play with you guys too :( Although I'm pretty sure I don't want to hear your voices. I've already assigned voices to each of you, and if I hear what you really sound like, it'll shatter my perceptions of reality.

I can put on an accent if you need it cobber.

NO STOP IT YOU FOOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW I HAVE TO RETCON EVERYTHING AND FORMULATE A NEW ZHUKOV :eek


I don't like the new Heavy primary. Maybe I'm just a super mega awesome professional Heavy player, but I'm never in a situation where I need the gun to spin up faster, because I know nearly every location where I'm likely to run into another player and have it spun up ahead of time. Plus, I always get into Heavy fights, so I need my firing speed.

It's silent, though. So it's perfect for ambushes. I got a twelve kill streak hiding in the vents on Turbine with it. Still prefer Lady Ada, though.

Joke's on you; I don't even have a mic.
New game to play: If you're on a match where the opposing team is just camping, building sentries, and Heavy sawrming, I like to go full Jarate Sniper; Sydney Sleeper, Jarate, and Travelman's (Tribalman's? I always forget) Shiv. Pisses playes off so badly when they're constantly getting hit with Jarate.

That doesn't make it better. It just makes you a devious bastard :lol

Nothing's better than being a sneaky character that isn't supposed to be sneaky.

Fathom: Yes yes yes.

Some annoying-ass guy was breathing into the mic on the trade server I frequent, and making trades he considered 'Good', and trying to convince me to buy the metal jaws for three refined. I then opened a summer cooler that happened to drop just then, and got the metal jaws.
Then he got banned, because he was being a pissy, annoying little bitch who wouldn't stop talking into his mic to try to get trades.
Seriously, if you guys get into trade servers, use your mic sparingly for trade advertising. It's annoying as fuck to hear someone drone about what they're selling.

Trading servers isn't really the best method for trading. Try this out. I got some spurs and shades for two stately steel toes and a strange shotgun.

http://tf2tp.com/

I'm also on tf2tp, but I always get passed over for better stuff, like buds and lugermorphs, and it's harder to scrap bank, which is how I get most of my trades.
The good thing about trading servers is that if you can get that certain amount of reputation around, a lot more people are willing to trade with you. I reached mine when I made up a drinking game for unboxing crates, called Unboxtoberfest. If the unbox is a paint, take a shot. Hat, three shots. Unusual, whole damn bottle.

I have never unboxed a hat out of a regular crate.

I've gotten a few. I have like six paints though.

I stopped opening crates. I have duplicates of damn near every item (at the very least every item I want) and hats don't do me much good unless they have set bonuses.

You could gimme your crates, then. :D

don't you have to buy the keys to open them

Or trade hats or metal for keys. :\