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JediScum Apr 15th, 2008 11:46 PM
I saw Green Day FOUR FUCKING TIMES before 1994! So combine that with Sonic Youth's "Confusion is Sex" LP and Celtic Frost's "Emperor's Return" EP and you may have something. Especially, if you throw some Residents, DEVO, or Public Enemy influ into it. Then call it....

CEREBUS POOP

or

Drive-By Colostomy
Crackheadhouse
I Sleep When I Drool
The Atchy and Scritchy Show
Quick, Louie Hide The Bong
Tits On A Mule
I'm Grounded This Month
Shooting Meth, PCP and Cough Syrup Is Really Cool, If You're At The Steakhouse

I'd like to go on... but I don't have my notebooks

Cheers, Hugs and Kisses

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2008 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 549446)
Hugs and Kisses
Go with this

liquidstatik Apr 16th, 2008 10:50 AM
punk is shit

Tadao Apr 16th, 2008 11:24 AM
I like "I'm grounded this month"

Pub Lover Apr 16th, 2008 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 549543)
punk is shit
So is your face. What is your point?

MadballChibcha Apr 16th, 2008 03:26 PM
I always thought of naming a band "Parental Advisory" and naming your first album "Explicit Lyrics"

Zrazinator Apr 22nd, 2008 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 548855)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Day_discography

See, I read your first post and thought you were incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 1997 release constituted "early" Green Day. Turns out it was just a fluke in my memory; you're actually incredibly stupid for thinking that "Warning"'s 2000 release constitutes "early" Green Day.

So, to answer your question, your best band name idea would be:
"Probably born in the 90s"

You can call your first album "Bad Understanding of Chronology". Most of the songs should incorporate lyrics explaining how you learned in early 2005 that Green Day had other albums than "American Idiot" while most of your friends didn't know that until later in the year.
i meant early green day, as in "green day that doesnt suck ass" (dookie, Warning) not nimrod, cuz it was crap, and not kerplunk, cuz it sucked.
american idiot and insomniac can blow me, and as far as i care, you can too. dont talk to me about green day.
peace, bitch

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 12:58 PM
how about "Slappy"? or "1000 Hours"? Those were the first two 7 inch records that they released on Lookout Records back in like 1991? I sold them in 1994 to a used shop and the guy's jaw hit the goddamn floor. Worthless to me, at the time. I wanted GBH or The Residents.

Sacks Apr 22nd, 2008 02:39 PM
By using words that mean something else entirely, I actually meant these things that don't make me look like such a sad kid.

Zrazinator Apr 22nd, 2008 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 551042)
how about "Slappy"? or "1000 Hours"? Those were the first two 7 inch records that they released on Lookout Records back in like 1991? I sold them in 1994 to a used shop and the guy's jaw hit the goddamn floor. Worthless to me, at the time. I wanted GBH or The Residents.
i still cant find them in stores, so i dont know if they rock out or not

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 06:27 PM
Do you have any audio clips of your gay band

Sethomas Apr 29th, 2008 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Zrazinator (Post 551034)
i meant early green day, as in "green day that doesnt suck ass" [redaction: I suck immensely]
Nah, I figured that if I wanted to get over my inability to like them above mere "better than most bands out there now, I guess" levels that's persisted since 1994, the time I saw them in concert in 1999 would have done it. So, no, I wasn't really talking to you so much about Green Day as I was about how much you suck.

Kybo Ren Apr 29th, 2008 01:04 AM
I keep throwing a band name around that no one's had the balls to use:

SCUMCUNTTHUNDERFUCK

Sacks Apr 29th, 2008 02:11 AM
I saw a band the other weekend called Cunthammer and they were awesome. Scumcuntthunderfuck just sounds pretentious.

Fat Ugly Drunk Apr 30th, 2008 06:31 AM
The Gay Black Jewish Jesus And The Bastards.

Killers of Neanderthalic Offensive Bloodthirsty Hordes of Eviscerated and Angry Demons. You could abbreviate it to K.N.O.B.H.E.A.D.

Sacks Apr 30th, 2008 01:46 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 02:59 PM
THE PUSSY DUMBSHITS WITH GRANDMA'S ACOUSTIC GUITAR BAND

Sacks Apr 30th, 2008 10:14 PM
I suggest this thread put it's efforts into something more positive. Like getting Milhouse to get a better avatar.

JediScum May 1st, 2008 10:01 PM
"The Crossed-Eyed Brunettes"

For some reason, I'm thinking more of a picture of Jack, Janet and Chrissy from Three's Company thrown into the Brundlefly machine.

Sacks May 2nd, 2008 04:43 AM
Jesus did Chrissy have tits like you wouldn't believe.

Misdemonar May 2nd, 2008 02:50 PM
FAGBLASTER

JediScum May 2nd, 2008 11:03 PM
Yeah Chrissy had TITS!!! But with Janet's hair and Jack's crossed eyed look (you know what I mean), you can't tell me you wouldn't wanna AT LEAST buy that chick like 12 drinks.

And because you care, make sure she gets home safely....

YOUR HOME!!!

10,000 Volt Ghost May 5th, 2008 09:32 PM
Gamma Gamma Gramma. Songs about rival sororities, beer bongs and bake sales.

executioneer May 6th, 2008 03:27 AM
and mutating into a 500 pound green monster

JediScum May 6th, 2008 09:03 AM
That's actually kind of catchy if ya lose the first "Gamma"

"Gamma Grandma"

I see an image of a greenskinned octogenarian trashing a city, while still holding onto her walker with one hand.


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