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ItalianStereotype Mar 27th, 2004 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Chojin, You are so wrong, it's right.

No, scratch that, you just wrong. Austria is responsible for Hitler.

Idiot

never try your hand at history again.

retard.

and yes, I know Hitler was born in Austria, but that isn't even the point.

DamnthatDavid Mar 27th, 2004 04:44 AM

So, I guess the point is, that you have no true argument, and just like being a bitch eh?

Oh! I got an idea, why don't you take your history major intelligence and fucking explain the way your idiotic logic makes it a point.

Matt Harty Mar 27th, 2004 12:58 PM

Whoa now.

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2004 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ Potatoe
...CHOJIN SUCKS!!!!!! Take that you sissy-pink-haired fag!!...

An attack on Chojin without mention of his weight?

How interestingly innovative.

Anonymous Mar 27th, 2004 01:49 PM

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, DUDE

STOP

DUDE, STOP

DUDE

ItalianStereotype Mar 27th, 2004 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
So, I guess the point is, that you have no true argument, and just like being a bitch eh?

Oh! I got an idea, why don't you take your history major intelligence and fucking explain the way your idiotic logic makes it a point.

I wasn't using logic and I have no intention of discussing the finer points of history with such a blithering shitstick. you don't deserve more of my time.

Pub Lover Mar 27th, 2004 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Sarcastic Raver
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, DUDE


Anonymous Mar 27th, 2004 02:05 PM

I made you cry? hahahaha

Mike Mar 27th, 2004 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ChainsawSmash
I wasn't using logic

blithering shitstick.

You are so stupid! :lol

DamnthatDavid Mar 27th, 2004 03:46 PM

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I wasn't using logic and I have no intention of discussing the finer points of history with such a blithering shitstick. you don't deserve more of my time.
Not inspiring me with any sense of intelligence in ya posts matey.
You either know what the finer points are, and enlighten me, or you just a dumbass who has nothing.

kellychaos Mar 27th, 2004 03:49 PM

Way to go Mr. Mean Jeans! Now you made her cry.

And if you're Chojin, don't try to be gay.

ItalianStereotype Mar 27th, 2004 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Not inspiring me with any sense of intelligence in ya posts matey. You either know what the finer points are, and enlighten me, or you just a dumbass who has nothing.

it's History 101, ass, very basic shit. I'm not here to "inspire" you either, I'm here to look down on you.

By 1906, after a rough and troubling childhood, Hitler had become a prolific reader, writer, speaker, and aspiring artist. He had researched German history and Nordic mythology and, after studying Bismarck, developed a great distaste for the house of Habsburg and the multi-cultured nature of the Austrian Empire.

After failing his art examination and being rejected by the academy, Hitler was left with little choice but to gather up what was left of his inheritance and abandon (for now) his dreams of being an artist. His mother, who had been suffering from breast cancer, took a turn for the worse and Hitler came home to care for her. Her condition slowly deteriorated as the cancer ravaged her body and on December 21st, 1907 she died. Now without family, Hitler once again focused on a career as an artist. In Vienna, he took an apartment with a childhood friend and set about many projects with great enthusiasm, but did not finish any of them. When the time came for the entrance examination to the art academy, his work was deemed so terrible that he wasn't even allowed to take the lowest level exams. In contrast to Adolf, his friend had done quite well and had been accepted to the Vienna Conservatory. Hitler moved out in November 1908 while his friend was undergoing military training and made no attempt to contact him again.

A year later, Hilter was destitute. He was forced to eat at soup kitchens and wore nothing but tattered rags. Occasionally selling paintings with the help of Jewish shop owner Josef Neumann, Hitler began reading the works of Nietzsche, Hegel, and other philosophers you wouldn't have heard of. From their philosophies, he pieced together his own assortment of nationalistic, anti-Semitic, and racist ideals that would later be put to paper in Mein Kampf. His poverty also influenced him greatly, perhaps it could even be said that it was the greatest contributing factor to his utter lack of empathy. By the age of 21, Hitler had become keenly interested in the political life of Vienna and followed with great interest the Pan German Nationalists and the Social Christian Party, both increasing his feelings of German nationalism. At this time the mayor of Vienna, Karl Lueger, caugh Hitler's eye. Lueger was an accomplished speaker, a noted anti-Semite, and had a talent for manipulating people. From his speeches and the general atmosphere of Vienna, Hitler's hatred of Jews began.

In 1913, Hitler moved to Munich, Germany to avoid Austria's policy of mandatory military service. In 1914, Austrian officials tracked him down, but Hitler was not punished. It was then, however, that Adolf became convinced that war was coming and he wanted to fight for the Fatherland. On August 1st, 1914 Hitler joined a crowd in the city plaza celebrating the onset of World War I. Seeing himself as a true son of Germany, Hitler joined the service two days later.

During the war, Hitler had great luck wherever he went and he attributed this to his Fatherland having greater designs for him. At Ypres, Hilter's regiment was decimated by the British, but Adolf escaped without a scratch. After serving as a dispatch runner and being wounded in the leg, Hitler was assigned to light duty in Munich and was able to tour Berlin. He was appaled by the anti-war sentiment of the people of Berlin and blamed the Jews for undermining German nationalism and the war effort. Blinded by this consuming hatred, Hilter went back to the front and was hospitalized after a gas attack in 1918. A month later, in November, a priest came and told him of the fall of the house of Hollenzollern and the end of the Second Reich. While terrible at the time, this would later give Hitler the opportunity to seize power for himself.

With the end of empire and the rise of the republic, the German people saw themselves as a repressed and enslaved nation. Versailles had been a humiliation for the once proud Germany and most people, including Hitler, desired to cast aside the treaty and make war once again. Still in the army, Hitler impressed many of his superiors with his ability to weed out Marxists in the ranks. He was sent to a political indoctrination course at Munich University where he impressed both his professors and returning POWs with his anti-democractic and anti-Semitic speeches. After his assignment there, he was sent to investigate the German Workers' Party. After hearing the Marxists ramblings of many of the party members, Hitler was just about to leave and file a report when he heard a speech supporting an the breakaway of Bavarian state and the amalgamation of Austria, Bavaria, Bohemia, and Moravia into a new South German country. Enraged, Hitler launched into a diatribe against the man and thus attracted the attention of the party leader. He was invited to join and did so, but was unimpressed with the condition the party was in. With his fiery speeches and recruitment tactics, Hitler began drawing more and more like-minded people into the group. At the first mass meeting of the GWP, Hitler spoke before a crowd of 2,000. His ideas, outlined in the 25 Points, included Lebensraum for the people, the expulsion of the Jews, and a strong central goverment in place of the weak Weimar Republic. Met with support for his ideas, Hitler adopted the swastika as the party symbol and changed the name to the National Socialist German Workers' Party, or Nazi for short. By 1920, the Nazi Party had about 3,000 supporters. Later faced with a coup by some of his own backers, Hitler resigned from the Party in 1921. Realizing that without the young Austrian, the Nazi Party had no legs, Hitler was allowed to return as the chairman of the party and was given dictatorial powers. In short, he was the fuhrer of the Nazi Party.

Before the war, the German mark had been at four to a U.S. dollar. After the war, it slipped lower and lower until, eventually, one dollar would be worth four billion marks. With the French army constantly encroaching on German territory and nationwide starvation, riots broke out and the people denounced the govermnet. Hitler saw this as an opportunity and carried out his infamous Beer Hall Putsch. The Nazis even attempted a takeover of Munich, but were defeated and Hitler was put on trial for treason.

I grow weary of this...basically, the German government began electing Nazis to positions of power, Hitler ran for President, the Weimar Republic collapses, Hitler is named Chancellor, the Reichstag burns, and Hitler eventually becomes dictator.

oh, and you're an ass.

DamnthatDavid Mar 27th, 2004 06:29 PM

The Goal of an argument is to prove the other wrong.
You just confirmed my original post, in multiple ways.
Austria is Responsible for Hitler.

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I grow weary of this...
All that ctrl-c and ctrl-v tiring you out?

The Retro Kat Mar 27th, 2004 07:32 PM

Liek, OMG DJ POTATOE, LIEK, U R SUCH A N00B THAT I WONT EVEN WASTE MY TIME INSULTING U NERD

Terra Mar 27th, 2004 07:57 PM

I think we lost the potato to the history lesson, which was a good lesson by the way.

ItalianStereotype Mar 27th, 2004 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
The Goal of an argument is to prove the other wrong.
You just confirmed my original post, in multiple ways.
Austria is Responsible for Hitler.

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I grow weary of this...
All that ctrl-c and ctrl-v tiring you out?

1. show me how Austria is responsible for Hitler, I have already provided ample evidence that Germany is truly responsible.

2. saying somebody copied and pasted is truly an argument of the ignorant.

looking down on you is becoming easier and easier every time you post.

The Retro Kat Mar 27th, 2004 11:59 PM

DAMN THAT DAVID!!!!

DamnthatDavid Mar 28th, 2004 05:11 AM

It is elementary my good idiot.
Cause and effect.

Hitler Left Austria for what reasons?

A.) Mandatory Military Service
B.) The screwed up Politics
C.) He Sucked at Art.

If you answered A, you are CORRECT! If Austria never had mandatory military service, he wouldn't of run to Germany. He would of been in Austria at the start of WW1. Even if he would of requested transfer to a German Troop, he would not of been in the same place, same time, same unit. Historic events would never of happened the same way.
The entire history of the world of changed.
Hitler was a catalyst. That is all. He set everything off. A catalyst that grew up in Austria, which imprinted the local ideals into his twisted head. If he grew up on the northern Germany, right next to the boarder to Denmark, his beliefs would of been totally different. He might of been a fisherman. A German spawned Fisherman. But no, he was an Austrian Spawned Dictator.

OBTW, the Copy and Paste point, was a seperate topic. If you where bright enough to catch on, you would of noticed I was making a jab at your "I grow weary" statement. The joke being that you got worn out hitting Copy, and then Paste.
Now you on the floor bitch, looking up.
Hell, you under the floor, you fucking buried 6ft under.

jin Mar 28th, 2004 06:07 AM

Why are you so terrible at life, David?. :0

We have all finished with junior-high antics here, so please take the example and then perhaps, darling, you might become an actual valued member of this community - rather than the pitiful idiot you appear to be currently. Please. ;<

Supafly345 Mar 28th, 2004 07:32 AM

Just don't engage him into history topics he appears interested in, he will find a way to reveal everything he knows about a topic if given the opportunity - nevermind whether he knows the pertinance of it or not.

DJ Potatoe Mar 28th, 2004 08:10 AM

Retro Kat! You suck tiny asian penis all of the time!

Chojin! I'm gonna shove lots of small animals that resemble R Kelly into your anus cavity...just until I can convince the A-Team to beat you up!! I'm just waiting to hear back from BA Barcus!! I e-mailed him 2 days agor reguarding your gayness, and he said: "I pitty the pink haired fool who mess wit U!" Well....he hasn't actually replied yet, but when he DOES....he'll totally be like: "what u axin' playa?" And it's true...because black people can't spell....or talk.....or get degrees in like.....schooling or something.......in a city...........on a river...................full of....zombies....................awful...zombies.. .

SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


-Love, Ghojinisgayandretrocatsuckstinyasianpenis.
aka Potatoe

SMN Mar 28th, 2004 10:48 AM

Now, Now children. We cant have any fun if we dont learn how to get along.

*puts several people in "the corner"*
Now dont come out there till you learn how to behave.

Helm Mar 28th, 2004 12:35 PM

IS (it is you, IS isn't it?) if you copy pasted that text and then added your hilarious commentary throughout (I'm mainly looking at that bit where it says that the reader wouldn't know those other philosophers) then I have to tell you I think it's a pretty pathetic.

ItalianStereotype Mar 28th, 2004 01:15 PM

David-you're grasping at straws now, just give it up. if I'm on the floor, it's because I'm waiting for you to say something relevant and interesting. thus far, that hasn't even come close to happening.

Helm-yeah, I'm Eye Tie and no, I didn't copy and paste that.

DamnthatDavid Mar 28th, 2004 02:06 PM

Ok, I will admit defeat if you will agree that if Hitler did not grow up in Austria, things would of been alot different.


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