like me. love me.

Drev: hi! guess what?? i like you!

DJ Potatoe: you have a power glove in your avatar! how could anyone not like you?

Cap 'n: oh YOU know buster... remember my sig where you said i should fuck myself and stop playing reindeer games? you think i quoted that from my anus?? YOU CAN'T SLIP ANYTHING PAST ME PAL - but i still like you!

Mike P: WRONG bucko!!!!!!!!!!!1 i like you too!

Kevimus H: oh what the heck!

i thought they were real porno links. i was greatly dissapointed :(

MY SITE IS BETTER THAN PORNO >:

Everybody hates me :(

It's like a law

I think you are alright. :( Unblock me on aim now. :(

I like you. :(

And i can't not like you, and I'll tell you why:

Friendship,
Is like an ointment.
When you've been stung by 50 beeees.
Wherever you rub it,
You know it feels better,
Because its a topical anelgesic!

:)

Please love me, because mommy said im a mistake, and daddy keeps making me play the "plunger game".

Fuck you soundtest! If you give out love this easily then I don't want you to be my friend anymore :( I'll just go masturbate quietly in the bathroom now and you'll wonder why the tap water is running for 10 minutes straight I'M TRYING TO FIX MY HAIR PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE :tear


DAISYHEAD >:

Not until you take down that website with pictures of me giving Ruth Bader Ginsberg oral sex :(

Rongi: not EVERYBODY cuz not me!

Captain Bubba: that was beautiful! you're a-ok in my book :)

Cap 'n: i don't know how to block people on aim. i just rarely use it. you're more paranoid than those people that took marijuana in the 60s!!

pissed off salesman: this thread is not about love, but we can be pals :) i like games too!

Helm: Noooo!!!!! fuck i didn't mean for this to get out of control and i wanted people to say they hated me so i would know where i stood and now it's a fucking mess i just am not mean :( ps: lol tap water trick i do that if i'm pooping and people are in the living room (cuz it's very close to the bathroom)

THATS YOUR WEBSITE :eek

i shoulda put "...at first" on the bottom of my post.
now unblock me on aim :(

THE INAUDIBLE
LOST SPLASH OF BELATED POOP
SENSORY TRAFFIC


some haiku for you :)

shit that's decent :)

ok guys the fun is over. this is the gayest thread i-mockery has ever seen and i am thoroughly bored with it, so my work here is done. if someone locks it or sets it up so only Helm can post here they can have my third born child.

Which works great for us, since it saves us the trouble of having to run a whole baby through a document shredder and then sending it to penguin to for reconstruction. Some people like 3-d puzzles, you know.

Cameo.

I have logic that proves something to you all now.

Isn't it impossible to be on two user names at the same time? So if GADZOOKS really is my character, how can the Users Online list have both him and me on at the same time? Huh? >:

SWALLOW THAT ONE, FUCKER FAGS >:

I remember a while ago GADZOOKS posted a picture of himself somewhere and there was a French bagel store in the background - it HAD to be Montreal. I live in Mile End Esuohlim we should hook up for a beer.

This thread is a desperate cry for attention >:

Way to give out so much cheap love you ATTENTION WHORE >: >:

hi :)a

Greetings casuality of rural Canada Labatt Blue accident! Give up on the all caps thing this week?

LOL Such witty banter.

PS - Your Mom >:

Edit: To make your joke actually make sense, shouldn't you use RESULT instead of CAUSUALITY? Or did you mean casualty?

Guess what? YOU NO SPEAKEE ENGWEE PWROPAWEE ! :lol

But you didn't answer my question. Did you give up on it? Because it really looked like you were starting to get the hang of it! Nice job with the frowny emoticons too, btw. I almost mistook you for several people!