i thought you didn't want me to spend money :lol

:( the thing is, is that on match dot com basically everyone i'm going to be talking to has already confirmed that they think I'm at least attractive enough to talk to so I don't get shut down by anxiety :(

-willie

Oh, well. That's a little different. At least you're not wasting money on random chicks in the hopes that one of them will like you a little. Is she fuckable?

probably I should ask if she has a vagina or any other orifices :lol :takingthingstooliterally

-willie

god damn it, I've been posting on here too much >: I can't type shit without wanting to use emoticons >:

-willie

Ask her if she likes popsicles. :)

Fuck, I use emoticons too. :(

but i don't give a damn if she likes popsicles :(

-willie

Dear Willie,

I hope this girl loves you and has sex with you.


Sincerly,


Biggie

Dude... giver her a popsilce, watch her suck on it, then imagine that she's sucking your dick. See if you still give a damn then.

OH...OH YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD LOOK AT IT THAT WAY!!! :eek

why don't I jsut cut to the chase and ask her if she likes to suck dick then, geez :lol

-willie

Because that's no fun. Foreplay is supposed to be fun, goddamnit. >:

Why don't we just cut to the chase and murder pee wee.

:lol

i sent a flirty message to a lady :eek :eek :eek :eek

i bet I'll invite her ovre for dinner and cook her a chicken with a dick next :(

-willie

At least then you can joke about it. :>

I hope you dont die willie, cause im all outta AIBOs yo. ;<