I WANT KAHL'S OPINION ON THIS

I THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY GOOD. I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT LIPSTICK THOUGH! :lol :MEANGIRL

LOOKED GOOD ON HIM THOUGH IT COMPLIMENTS HIS HAIR

IM PRETYTY BORING WHEN I DRESS LIKE A GIRL THOUGH I MOSTLY WEAR NEUTRAL COLORS

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FASHIONABLE OPINING

I <3 u guys

I didn't want to jinx the possibility of a full stripping. :eek



...please. :yum

Great. Now I'm going to have Kahl & Bill making out together in my head for the rest of the day. :orgasm

I would totally broad side school feed up the bone bulge, you guys. :love

where doing this man where making this hapen

That is a comma that isn't meant to be there. :editbutton

Because I was totally going for the accurate grammar when flipping this motherfucker off the handle with a goddamn pirouette or some shit.

:lol. I thought that it was that actress from look who's taking and steve o for a second.

Nothing makes me happier than this website.

Jesus Fathom that's horrifying.

Hey, I'm not the father.

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I can't even Pagebrak right. :) This is humiliating.

I'm sitting here and looking at the sea in the distance, waiting for the Marin Airporter to arrive and take me to the airport. Hot morning sun, with a cool breeze and clear air as I'm sipping my crappy coffee choked with creamer (courtesy of the Marriot). Somehow not hung over from the steady stream of open-bar scotch at the wedding party, now armed with the new phone numbers of friends I haven't seen in years; missing three buttons from my suit jacket after repeatedly getting pulled onto the dance floor, life is fucking beautiful and it's ridiculous that I'm posting this on I-Mockery.com :lol just too gay for facebook

god my camera phone sucks :(


I NEED TO SHARE THIS MOMENT

FEEL MY LOVE, PEOPLE


FEEL MY ALL-ENCOMPASSING LOVE FOR THE WORLD AND YOU THAT I AM TAKEN BY DURING THIS PERFECTLY SIMPLE MOMENT IN TIME

Gus. It sounds like you have had too high a dose of ZBF's hippie twaddle. Stop being happy and get miserable this second, Mister. :eek

Then draw a courtroom photo of what is in front of you.

I can't help it guy :( I crawled out of bed to get into the downstairs lobby for breakfast this morning, and as I was drinking my first coffee and nibbling on toast i just kind of watched people and thought about how much fun i had and how perfect the marriage was and suddenly the lobby music randomly switched to frankie telling me to FLY ME TO THE MOON, AND LET ME PLAAAAAY AMONG THE STAARS and I got so much melted-down, liquid happy poured over my heart that i don't even KNOW.

God, driving through san francisco in this ridiculous shuttle is making me want to stay in this city that's always irritated the hell out of me. I want to have them stop, let me off, find a coffee shop and sit outside and watch people until it's noon and then just bar crawl until morning. I want my friends here, i want to say fuck off to work and get my friends to fly here and all of us stay for a week.

I seriously wish that I was drunk, so I could have an excuse to call them all and say JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE [them], [they] DON'T EVEN KNOW, MAN, IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND I WANT [them] TO BE HAPPY TOO, 'CAUSE [they] HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WORRIED THAT WE'D DRIFT APART SINCE WE NEVER FUCKING SEE EACH OTHER, BUT IT HASN'T HAPPENED AND EVERY TIME I SEE [them] IT'S JUST LIKE WE'VE KEPT IN TOUCH FOR YEARS, AND OH GOD I'M SO DRUNK AND HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

"Wait, what? Who the fuck- Rhys? Rhys, is that you? It's three in the fucking, no, no. Yeah. You're happy. I got that. Get to fucking sleep."

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