Pub, one of your alter egos did!

Alba tells us her ass has got bigger and doesn't follow it up pictures?!

As a creepy internet troll, I am shocked and offended. >:

Sounds like a cry for attention.

What does she do thats attention worthy?

I keep asking myself the same thing about your posts.

Oh. Thats easy. Nothing.

I'm just here to take up space basically and make you question if life is worth living.


In your case, its a no.

All right guys take it to the chat room thread :lol

I'm a breast man myself :(

One day, like Ray Smuckles, you'll make the change too :x

You've been running around trying to start little fires for the last few days, and given the chance to get a good one going that was all you could do?

I guess your better off watching in the show from the back row.

That's where the ignore list comes in! :D

I'm done.

page 420 made me lol

I can't tell if the people posting funny/hate stuff are trying to find a fight or if the actually think they are funny. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, cause I automatically think "Oh, this person wants to engage in fisticuffs!".

I've been thinking it over and I think my attacks don't leave room for fun.

I've missed too many pages again, and my understanding of the current affairs of this thread must be rebuilt :tear

ARG, I demand that you make a comment on every post in this thread.

Ever, or just the ones you missed, I don't mind.

Zombies! :lol

PUB

SAM

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Has anyone here ever tried to help thunderduckgrl1 with her math?

That's rad Pub, it would be fun to see a log of all the people who talked to her. She's been doing it for years? Hmm...

The people at that forum made the mistake of trying to help. I merely said I din't know how to help.

She drove Seth mad! :eek

Has she really been bugging people for more than a year though? If so..... wow!

Why didn't they warn about meeting people in bars last week when that other person was raped after going to a bar? Why does the internet need to get the special warning. >:

Creeps are everywhere. :(

I was all "Remember to hit preview" when I started typing, but by the end I was just thinking "CREEPS! >:" so I screwed up & pushed post. :(

Paul Kersey.

Ninja weapon was really funny, but I'm in the middle of reading Titty Artist and that is just flat out fucking hilarious.

I try :tear
OH GOD I TRY!

haha i am a new page, therefore exempt from whatever i was just meant to do..

Not until someone posts the Page Brak image. >:

I remember when it was mandatory to start new pages with pictures :(

So I was at Toys R Us today... You know....20 years old.. Looking at raped childhood nostalgia...

When I came upon this :



Now with KUNG FU Grip!

I was searching google for Frank Burns and I found this





It's funny. Trust me.

Oh wait, you were talking about G I Joe. Continue.

Charles Bronson.

So the other day I made a comment that using a mouse to draw instead of a graphic tablet was like using crayons to write a letter. When I sat down to make my lack of effort for the week's art shit theme I thought it would be a great idea to do it in crayon.

This post is my attempt to psych myself up to posting shitty things to the internet level. Some people may be surprised to find that isn't my natural plateau.

This is about a third of the way to an article for Esuohlim.

Who x McCarthy? :lol

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO FRANK BURNS WAS?! :eek

This is what I drew for 'Robot':

This is....bizarre... *NSFW*
 

Chat room thread. :rolleyes

Hey guys, my pervert alarm went off.

Oh... not funny Pub. I was sleeping. I thought you needed help or something.

The only response I could think of for this was Willie's "post it from the bottom of a lake"

How did you friggin think to look that up? You didn't just copy/paste from one of those adbots did you?

I think reporting the post after editing it wasn't what I was supposed to do but SOMETIMES CLEAR THOUGHTS CAN'T COME TO MIND IN DIRE SITUATIONS

I think I started addressing this issue yesterday. :(

Why haven't the "Police warned of the dangers of meeting people in bars"? Why do I only get warnings about rapists from the internet? Oh noes teh chooobs did dun rapes me!
Lesson: Raping people you meet in a bar is not as bad as raping someone from the internet.

YOU ALL BETTER WATCH OUT I MIGHT JUST START RAPING YOU! >:


Now that I know you're a vet, your Internet Pervert theme is suddenly much funnier! :eek

SPETSNAZ IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

A friend sent it to me over MSN, and I figured since some of you are at least as fucked up as I am, you wouldn't mind viewing it.

Guess I was wrong on that one.

Haha, he thinks he's fucked up. How cute.

JUST HORRIBLE

spetsnaz do u have the internet

Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

Cool, I hope you post some of your writing.

Tadao, you're gonna have to highlight that cock, all I see is a plough. :(

Old Board Fun:
Jixby:"The reason I have a banana in my ear is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Glowbelly: "The reason I have a monkey in my head is because I'm trying to lure the bananas outside."
Broverg:"The reason I have a banana in my ass is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Chimp:"The reason there's a banana in my ass is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! >:


Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him.

" Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him."

You know I'm really a noob right? I am a girl who "was" posing as a boy though.

Besides, who could act so new to the boards? :confused

:squigly:hypno:squigly:love

Anyways... Maybe there is as penis there and maybe there isn't. I might just be seeing pennisiesesi

I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

Also, Yahtzee enjoyed Crysis today!

Hey! Why did you create me just to put me down :(

Tadao, if you're now a girl then your avatar is suddenly gay.

Usually I am very good at spotting penises. ;(

Old Boards:

Winston 'Seth' Smith:"That's why I think I'm going to kick you in the penis until it bleeds really bad, and you'll say 'I wish I had a vagina because it wouldn't hurt nearly this bad if I were kicked in the vagina instead of the penis."

Chojin should start going through all the different Asian Man avatars he had.

It's like a mystery except instead of wanting to solve it, my head just hurts really badly

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....

And bunnies are for girls.... or homo's so yeah! Take that!

Bunnies are fundamentally masculine. >:

Ugh, now I can't look at my "My Melody" collection.

Might as well be dancing penises. :(

Hey now, don't drag me...
Wait, no...no, I'm actually fine with that.

That would be awesome.

I don't like the book we wrote :( I like our story, just not the way we tell it.

Which seems like such an excellent time to start pretending that I'm really you.

Hey, I'm just being honest with myself.
Ba dump Tshhhhhhh

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much, you've been a great audience! We'll be here all week!

I am profoundly.... uh... damn it's late:sleep

It's snowing!
Okay, I know snow happens a lot, but it never ever snows here.

Red Herring
 

John and Nancy are a couple now. John breeds dogs for food. Nancy is a strong girl: Nancy can bench press a cow. Nancy has a dog. Alas, Nancy's dog has died. Nancy tells John he'd better bury that dog or else. Nancy's mother is so fat she can't even move. Nancy carries her to the tub three times each day. John can save some money and effort if he eats Nancy's dog. Nancy's visiting her great aunt at the Bolshevik museum. If John eats Nancy's dead dog, at what time will the train come in at Norfolk station?

Blue!

Snow is fun when you don't live in it constantly.

Sooooo have you ever created a good thread?

http://i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=68865

459 posts since Dec 21st. You talk too much.

Are we playing edit our posts?

Could the dwarf butler be number one? Or is he just a red herring?
You are number six.
I am not a number, I am a free man.

___

Sup guys, I'm all wet and cold because it was raining.
Fancy that.

Has anyone else noticed that Mockery has become a spammer lately?

This last post brought to you as part of the "Chojin: The Classics" selection, since Mockery deleted it in that other thread.

Which is totally something a spammer would do.


Spammer.

But you see, it would have derailed that gem of a thread.

GIRLFRIEND BACKUP SYSTEM: ACTIVATE!

Ladies & Gentlemen, there is to be no fighting in the chat room!

I would totally fuck Lori Loughlin if she were 20 years younger :(

:x

I remember thinking Charisma Carpenter was a young Lori Loughlin, but it seems they are pretty much the same age.

And it's totally those 20 years that are the only sticking point in your plan.

I'd still fuck both aunt becky and cordelia.

Roger you might want to delete that post of yours, this thread is about chatting

Speaking of which, check out part 2 of the stupid toys coverage!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys2/

Oh Internet, sometimes... Sometimes I don't know.

http://htfvidcaps.dyndns.org/soggo/

Are women chained to walls NSFW? They are not naked... but it's really not something I'd want to be seen looking at.

hahah, I wouldn't want to be seen watching that either.

nice collection

Punkster_Fx is a fucking wanker,
"MAKING THINGS UNCALCULATED IS THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MUSIC NO INTELLECTUALISM JUST EMOTION."
punk died when every faggot like him started yelling oi! oi! punks not dead

Milhouse is a terrible moderator I told him about a RAPIST running about the message board and instead of dealing with it he picks on some music fag. >:

PLUS HE SHOULD'VE CUT OFF ALL OF THOSE SHITTY POSTS IN THE "MY GIRL LEFT ME FOR A RAVER" THREAD >:

I ALREADY HANDLED YOUR "PROBLEM"

That music thread should not have been locked. Prog vs. Punk? A very culturally significant thread.

I just closed it I wasn't the one that sent it to Thread Backups :(