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ESUOHLIM: FRIEND OF THE RAPIST
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But the music we listen to DOES suck. :lol
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Plus Rog doesn't know about the non-GB/articles forums, so don't mention them to him. ;(
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bronsen pinochet?
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Dang, double post. :(
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perhaps a picture will help:
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This Is A Creative Title
It's also an intro thread.
I joined this forum once a loooong time ago was given the rather useful advice not to bump threads. I'm going to avoid that by posting my OWN introduction thread because I'm so important. It's painful how important I am. I can't live with myself I'm so important. Well, anyway, I'm rather new. So y'all better enjoy my presence. Or I'll tell someone important. Like myself. -Al |
there's already one that's sticky and it's blatantly tagged "NEW USERS" at the beginning.
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i was taking a dump when i realized how important you are.
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I KNOW! That's when I realized it, too (when you were taking a dump).
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why you would want to watch me take a dump is beyong me, but if you HAVE to be into that kind of thing you made an awsome viewing choice.
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Well, I wasn't really WATCHING, I was just sort of metaphysically aware that you were taking a dump.
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so your one true talent is knowing when people take a shit?
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what a great super power
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Well, maybe. But I also have a talent regarding knowing when people are buying Vaseline(tm). And it has to be Vaseline(tm). Not just regular "Petroleum Jelly."
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what about KY? do you sense when someone with KY molecules on his penis is near...like, behind you?
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If I did, that would save me a lot of ER visits.
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Yes - Leave it
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apparently he is allergic to ky, and indiscriminate about who comes up behind him with lube.
what a maroon. |
It depends... Will I get small change out of it?
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wait, you mean you'll let a stranger buttfuck you for pocket change? You'd be popular at truckstops...
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you don't have to take over the family business you know.
there are plenty of jobs out there for people who are special. there was an old crack head i used to work with that got bumped from his job cleaning tables at the mall food court by a retarded kid. if you reached for the stars, you could possibly be a good enough retard to land a job. |
I sure am. Especially in Wyoming. There's like, nobody in Wyoming, so truck drivers get all hot and bothered when they see me standing there, waving my feather-boa about and going, "Looking for a good time, handsome?" Even though they're not exactly HANDSOME, but still. A guy's gotta' get his vending machine dinner from somewhere.
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wow...you're not even pathetic enough to be funny....
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SAM TELLS ME YOU LIKE RAPE, MILHOUSE. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT LATER ON
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I'm not trying. I'm just sort of letting whatever falls out of me fall out.
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This is your masterpiece eh?
You should get another username and start over. |
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Manfred Sodom.
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I love these posts! They're cute!
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I just thought of the philly cheesesteak place down the street.
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I just thought of a little philly I'd like to take to my place
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Chojin, please lock this thread and move it to thread backups....
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this is not a thread backup. at all. :<
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Chatroom thread addition? :)
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a capital idea, old chum
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I am filled with mirth and glee when I get this to happen. :)
I am punching the air in happiness. :) I am really pathetic. :( But still happy. ;) |
You are a thread horder, Pub.
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pub is our honorary chatroom moderator
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Indeed. :eek
I particularly like the new meanings the fragmented posts take on. Just who is Fathom telling to 'Leave It'? What does Esuohlim mean with his wink? |
Dick Kraken
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i'm lol'ing :<
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Roger Barr :picklehat
Speaking of Bronson though, one of my roommates and I have been watching the deathwish series every night on AMC. Last night was part 3 and thus far, the best. |
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Carl Sagan
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what is a backwards crying lol? ;<
it sounds TECHNICAL |
In I-Mockery chat thread, tears cry YOU! :lol
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YOU GUYS RULE!!!
Hi everyone! You guys crack me up. My name is Jason, but you can call me Jace! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO F#@%ING FUNNY! I'M 15 GOING ON 12 HAHAHA Opps left the caps lock on. :sadclownface
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woah. what the hell just happened in that post?
Jace is my new BFF. |
back dame he's my new Best F for E
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OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!11111!!!111!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stfu!!!!!!omg!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!!!!one!! !!!!!THEONEANDONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!ACHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lqtm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!100101010!!!!!!
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Better be prepared to contribute something, or get banned.
No pressure or anything. |
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What do I have to do to not get banned? Make a cartoon? I can't draw :sadclownface |
HEY YOU DONT HAVE THE SAD CLOWN FACE :(
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whose character is this
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wtf?
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It's hard to read in here.
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Woden. (I've met only one person with this name. He said his name and I was all like, "Woden? The early medieval Anglicization of Odin?" It was.
HONORABLE EXCLUSIONS: Gérard Depardieu Maurice Chevalier In fact, roughly 95% of French names from after circa 1450. |
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What happened? I got put in here?
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yeah this is where threads go to die
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It's more of a thread dumpster, really.
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Dr. Duncan Steel
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I think we should just combine all of the threads into this one and see how long it gets.
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Who's this asshole?
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this message board is not for 9 year olds come on
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why are so many online today? Is ROG having a singup at Chucky Cheese?
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I wish...:conspiracy
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NO ONE LIKES THE GAYS
WHY? |
I like gays, they don't hit on me. My new character The Stig is gay.
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Rock Hardy
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There really should be a separate thread for shit we dump in from other threads, because if jerks are being annoying in here nothing can be done about it
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I mean I'm sort of like Pub this thread is my sanctuary :x
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Maybe we should put this thread in backups before it gets ruined? Let's have a poll.
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HOLD YOUR HORSES WE'RE NOT GOING THERE AGAIN
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wow, I'm climbing pretty fast in here.
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I've posted one hundred forty eight times in here?
The fuck do I even talk about |
Probably how awesome the thread is
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FINALLY! I-Mockery has proven that i'm evil!!!
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God help us.
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