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oh great....you ban one retard, and two take his place.
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You are a terrible poster
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i'm thrilled that pentagorn dude invited his special-needs friend to join our forum
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i was thrilled enough to send him home
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Emu left to get change like two hours ago :<
He either got mugged or blocked me Emu don't have gotten mugged ok :( |
This Scientology battle is the most entertaining thing the internet's given me in a while, guys :<
I've been harassing the Scientology Newsroom with EarthCaller and My Chemical Romance for the past 15 minutes, and they're not even answering anymore :< |
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i'm down to 340 1/2 this week
everybody limbo |
I would have Tor, Zonealarm, and Peerguardian all up and on high alert before I went fucking with any scientologists ;<
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Serious threads usually end badly.
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wudit do ;O!
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;D hey hoooonnney
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heeeyy shug, hows it goin? :D
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while you're at it GUITAR WOMAN NEEDS TO COME TO THE RING is still hilarious ;<
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nm, you need to check the art shit forum now. it's got a new moderator!
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on my waaaayy! ;D
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Hey Guitar Woman!
Ask the Scientologists "dumb" questions, at first. Like... "Will this test take more than three days, because I have to go to work to feed my 7 children". Finally, tell them yer a rocket scientist. Ask them who this "Jack Parsons" is. |
I like saying "Does Xenu know you're doing this?"
I've also got a Silent Hill soundboard with Eddie puking and Heather going OH, THAT IS TOO GROSS It's entertaining, to say the very least. |
Not to mention the standard Duke Nukem and CD-i soundboards, which any internet pranker has to have by law.
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL Oh boy, I can't wait to bomb some BALLS OF STEEL BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS |
If they do mention "Xenu", tell 'em you LOVE that show because Lucy Lawless not only KICKED MAJOR ASS (for a girl), but she was also DAMN HOT (for a girl).
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they dont talk about xenu till you're ot3 and have given them thousands of dollars
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re: being a jerk to scientologists, they should encourage people to start stealing/vandalizing books (especially DIANETICS), movies, and cds that are related to scientologists, get the stores to stop carrying them and hit them even harder in the pocketbook
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I will say one positive thing about Scientologists... they don't come knocking on yer door trying to bug you when yer got no clothes on trying to "make it" with yer hand, like the Goddamn Jehovah's Witness, Mormons and Girl Scouts do.
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yes they do
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Sorry if I bothered anyone. I love i-mockery too much to never see it again. I guess the forums aren't for me. Look but don't touch eh?
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YOU DIDN'T PAGE BREAK PROPERLY
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just don't touch it so often in a day
you'll get sore, badum pssh |
Really? That's never happened to me yet.
Jehovah's and Mormons usually get the piss on the shoe and the slamming of the door. Girl Scouts, on the other hand, I am actually polite enough to ask if they have the chocolate-caramel-coconut cookies. Usually, they're sold out. |
I already took care of it, esuohlim <3
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eric and I always weigh in the morning.
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i been weighin after lazer tag
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And according to this threads rules I should be a jerk. So... Break your own page, Esu? Or after 1200+ pages is it already broken? :) |
so.... was Spednazi's (or whatever his lame ass name was) banning over anything interesting? Or was he just being gay? Not that there is anything wrong with the gays... I might even have a gay somewhere..... if you want to borrow one.. on not....
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He attempted to derail seth's seriously serious thread.
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Seriously?
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that and he was an useless queermo
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a seriously useless queermo.
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Though that does somewhat imply that there's such a thing as a USEFUL queermo, and that's just madness.
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Here's some seriously useful queermo info. icanhascheezburger updated it to where you can have an account that holds favorites and your submissions and other such gay nonsense.
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i need to rename you "king of semantics"
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I mean I knew I was being silly with this whole Mighty Poo thing but I didn't think it was "roll your eyes and ban the guy" retarded. Guess MLE's old rule post about "Don't try to be funny, it will come naturally" is right. I figured I would just give you guys a laugh, I've been coming to I-Mockery to view the articles for so long it actually never dawned on me that like any other forum you guys had to fight off trolls and morons. Like I said, I'm really sorry. Didn't mean to step on anyone's toes. |
Torr with most last names.
Brutus Sternwell DickSuperNorberto Beef Supreme Butch Ripper I could probably think of more, or at least find some good ones... |
I told one of my friends the other day that I thought Kevin Smith was over-rated and his films weren't really that good. From the reaction I got I kind of wish I'd just punched the guy's mother in the face. It would've been less hassle.
He was all like "I can't believe you just said that!!! do you want me to SLAP you??" as if not liking Kevin Smith films was in the same league as skull fucking Jesus. |
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Poo, thanks, I didn't know that. I think it was the way you came in like you owned the place and even stated that you didn't read the rules. It was a way of making sure that you knew it's a forum that you didn't buy your way into and therefore don't actually have rights. Plus it made me laugh to see you come in and start a fight with your buddy only to be denied. I was going to make a thread taunting you while you were banned, but you can't even read them? Wow, harsh. |
Seriously Queermos? Do they have Problems?
Yesterday (Sunday) I went to the beach. I am still covered in sand because apparently I suck at showers. I also managed to scrap off half the paint on my car by trying to avoid a pothole, which serves me right for taking a dirttrack to a deserted beach rather than going to one with a real road & real people. Apart from getting covered in sand, I spent much of my time staring at the Pacific Ocean & wondering why I've never swam in it. I won't be entering last week's Art Shit theme of Wild, but if I had remembered my camera, it would have been a picture of me looking fearfully at the sea. |
That would have been a good entry, hows the weather Pub? Last year I lived 3 blocks from the Pacific Ocean just below San Francisco in the city of Santa Cruz. I spent a lot of time there and miss is horribly.
As the keeper of Chat Thread, can you explain the page break rule? Do I post any pic I want? Like lolimals? |
The idea came after a week of wrestling with an annoying pop culture reference trying to get it to work. Then when I ran out the door & drove the hour & a half I didn't pause to think of what I needed to take. I remembered chips & soda, but those are way more important.
The weather is great, long sunny days with the temp peaking in the mid 40's (centigrade, America. :rolleyes). As for the Page Break rule: The best way has always been the Page Brak, but that is sadly gone now. Any image can be used, much like an Art Shit theme it's your interpretation of what the Page Break signifies. In the past this thread would actually break at the Page Break & that is what formed the activity (not counting my almost-OCD plus internet power over the weakminded). When I posted images I remember using the theme of bleakness & death, which was to enforce my internet depression persona & to let everyone know that we're pointlessly wasting our time here waiting for oblivion. As always, have fun. :) |
Ramanus Delarge
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Well... we know what my theme is.
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Missing the page break?
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Page Break: Confusing people on the internet since a couple of days ago.
I live about a 5 hour drive from the Atlantic, but I haven't been to see it since I lived right on the water as a child. Swimming in the ocean sounds really fun and sexy, but it's easy to forget that the water has an opinion and is not happy to see you. It's an admirable and beautiful thing, but it does not want to be our friend. |
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It is the power of the broken page. :eek
The Atlantic sucks. |
Haha, I have a vacation house right next to the beach :<
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You have a vacation house next to the beach? :blah
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I have been in both the Atlantic and the Pacific, and they've both attempted to kill me. The South China Sea attempted to kill me in two ways, once by being so polluted that the smell almost made me faint right into it, where the ghosts of dead fish would have dragged me down into their underwater graveyard; and once with an infestation of some kind of red seaweed that was poisonous and killed people.
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Oh, they all try & kill you. It's just that the Atlantic is a much shittier ocean in general.
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at least in the pacific large breasted women try to save you
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In that case, the solution is worse than the problem. :willie
I actually think I live really close to the Ocean because I have to drive further just to buy groceries. Saying that, I have been scouting for a beach house for the last three years. Anyway, while I was out I got a copy of Silent Hill. I had the problem I always have with PS1 games & their odd controller setups, but once I learned to run I stopped having problems with dying after 30 seconds. |
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No, but seriously, that is the best way to upset me. :(
Also, what are mudkips? And why are they 'lol'? |
So let me try this... Page break, I choose you!
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dilbert porn makes a good page break
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Idiot.
Tadeo, please keep lolcats in here. I think they are frowned upon on this forum. |
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Mudkip's the best starter Pokemon, btw
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Oh, Pokemon. When you posted it I thought it might be 4chan related.
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ok, no lolcats :(
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I have nothing to add...
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fuck castlevania
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I don't recall Bram Stoker giving Dracula the ability to teleport around at a speed which allows you to either dodge his fireballs or hit him in the face, but not both >:
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Read the first edition.
How do you think he captured Keaneau Reeves? |
He never said he couldn't either.
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Which Castlevania?
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First one.
I'm doing the whole thing without savestates so I can become a real man, and am very thankful for the unlimited continues. |
pub wins. that is most definetly the most manly name in existance.
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That is a beutiful page break. I feel a sad clown coming on...
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Was his name actually Telemachus
That's pretty fucking awesome |
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We need to summon him...
EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heh, Will Pub claim another soul? Will Hangie be thrown into the void? Will I be the last post in this thread?
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I like sucking boiled sweets but hate that I can't stop myself shattering them about the third of the way through as the shards stick between my loose fitting British teeth.
So I just spat the two-thirds finished sweet into my fresh & near boiling coffee & now it's making scary pinging noises & I'm not sure I want to try drinking it incase it explodes in my face like a lit firework. Plus it would be a pretty bad story for explaining my badass face scarring. |
Remember the Ted Turned Captain Planet sketch on Robot Chicken?
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"I'm looking for some planet punks to park my bricks! Who's first?" |
i was watching that episode of captain planet where linka's cousin is all on drugs, and he busts thru a window and cuts up his arms and bleeds all over the floor. then od's and dies. how did that happen in a cartoon? it's hardkore.
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Does BOILED SWEETS mean HARD CANDY to us Yanks?
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NOOOOOO! YOUR WORDS WILL BE ABSORBED BY THE CAPTAIN, FINISH IT BEFORE HE MUTATES INTO SOMETHING HORRIBLE!
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Probably. I thought about saying BOILED CANDY but it didn't sound like something I had heard about, so I decided to stay untranslated.
Tadao, calling me into a thread is just as bad as asking for a lock. Don't do it, the mods will know what to do. |
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