you really need to find out what is the root cause of your anal expulsive tendencies

:psych101

that should have read ": psych101"

joke ruined

I'd hardly call that a joke, but well done?

i'm saving my a game for mockwars 2012

:psych101

:secretpowers

Makes sense. I should do that also. And it's not about me being anal about stuff. I mean, I let two drifters live in my house for 2 weeks. Then they start complaining when I don't bring any food home for them and also make problems for my roommate who is trying to sleep. Sure I'll piss on em and tell them to get the fuck out. It's called not being a doormat.

I also pissed on the statue of Stevie Ray Vaughn that's downtown in front of a crowd of what were most likely tourists. One lady took a picture of me, which was fine. I didn't yell no pictures.

koko teach me

cool it down buster it was a joke. go ahead and kick out the jerks

noob3 was a funny guy when he wasn't suckin' Lenor's titties

are there a lot of crust punks in austin? i hear they're all over the place

LET'S AGREE ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

Yeah, there's a ton of them. I used to let some stay at my house if I met nice ones at a show, but they always get too used to it and eventually get kicked out.

and pissed on

did you ever freeze your piss though

lenor was so terrible. she wasn't even attractive

and slide it through the mail slot in the door

That only happened the one time because they really irritated me. I don't piss on everyone and everything. And it's entirely an asexual affair. I don't get off on urinating on anything.

why not?

God I wish Rankeri was here now. :(

If doors in my area had mail slots, my neighbors would be fucked if they messed with me. That is a really good idea though, freezing piss and putting it in a mail slot.

He was terrible. Shut up, Sam.

PS - I tried to find that thread where we were pretending to be space pilots, or something, but no luck :(.

Too many people are posting in this thread.

when i used to go to punk shows in bad neighborhoods in brooklyn the crowd were almost exclusively filled with crust punks. i would never let a crust punk near my house, they'd probably ask me to buy them dog food for their dog on a rope

HE WAS TERRIBLE, I AGREE.

IT WAS FUN TO YELL AT HIM AND HIS FINNISH WAYS, THAT STUPID FAT FUCK.

Also, this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...274#post633274