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you guys must be gay :rolleyes
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f*ck u
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sry ;(
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Well since you've just public announed it again...
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Yeah seriously Guitar Woman you aren't too bright are you well that's why you're a woman lol am i right guys? :highfive
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Yesterday I went to the doctors and he took out a golfball sized tumor out of my back, now I have a golfball sized hole in my back and it's leaking. :puke
And when he was done taking it out he showed it to me and I was like "Oh shit" and then the doctor was like "oh shit" but he wasn't oh shitting the same thing I was he was oh shitting the fact that blood was spraying out of the huge crater in my back and had to use like 30 sutures to close it and it's still oozing and the blood is all gross and dark and drips down my back so now I don't have to go to work til next week. >: |
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GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT JOKE: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HER DAMN PLACE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT WHEN I CAME HOME DINNER WASN'T READY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT I WORK HARD DAMMIT ALL DAY AND I DESERVE A HOT FUCKING MEAL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES ANYTHING ALL DAY BUT SIT AROUND AND WATCH TV SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY IT STILL IS THE SUBJECT BUT I AM GOING TO ASK THE JOKE AGAIN OKAY?
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND COOKING ME DINNER IN THE KITCHEN? A WOMAN! :lol2 AND THAT BITCH BETTER DO IT RIGHT OR SHE'LL GET MORE OF THE SAME >: AM I RIGHT FELLAZ AND LADIEZ? |
FUCK YEAH THATS WHY WOMENS' FEET ARE SMALLER SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE STOVE
AND WHY THEY DONT NEED WATCHES BECAUSE THERES A CLOCK ON THE DAMN OVEN, THOSE STUPID BITCHES |
Switch Dingo: ONE NIGHT WITH THE DICE MAN
Sock Head23568: ANDREW DICE CLAY >_< Switch Dingo: THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN THE SHOE Switch Dingo: AND I FUCKD HER IN THE ASS IN FRONT OF HER KIDS AND MADE THEM FILM IT WHILE THEY CRIED AND SEXUALLY SERVICED JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN Sock Head23568: that sounds not unlike every single hentai made ever : ( Switch Dingo: I'm the new Andrew Dice Clay Sock Head23568: yeah you're andrew dice GAY Sock Head23568: hooooaaaaaah Switch Dingo: >: Switch Dingo: FU |
My game is paused. Therefore, I shall be taking my meal in the basement ... and don't forget the hot sauce if you know what's good for you ... you mess up my high score one more time and ... Am I right, guise? >:
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Beating women is funny to us, no?
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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, you allready told her twice... :/ |
MINE HAS TWO BEFORE I TELL HER ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING TOLD. >:
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CAPS LOCK
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OMG *SLAPS ESUOHILM IN THE CHEEK*
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OMFG THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
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Please stop fight you're makign me sad :(
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The story about the tumor was true and it hurts. :(
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plug it with a pro-flite
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I'm glad that someone is sympathetic to my plight. :(
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Sam I'm sorry but don't let it stop you from posting here like all the time ok? :(
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did you get to keep it
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