i don't usually :( i bite em when i get nervous

toenails too? Clippers gross me out.

haha i'm not agile enough to bite my toenails :( i don't really keep track of how often! whenever they start buggin me

Can plants grow under diffused laser light? Like a blue and a red laser instead of a florescent grow light?

pretty sure they can!

http://www.actahort.org/members/show...knrarnr=580_22

Yeah I read that, but it's the only article ever written on the subject that I can find. I want to verify his findings, though, with "better" plants.

hahaha you could hide a grow operation in one of those laser domes, i bet they grow real well if you play laser floyd at them 24/7

willie, who is james? :(

well there used to be a guy who posted here named jamesman who shortened his name to james and then had a spazz out and erased a lot of his posts and moved to somethingawful's forums, but i'm not sure if that's who you're talking about!

Are you really going to lose weight?

i may have already lost some!

Are you looking forward to christmas willie?

i never get what i want but yes still kind of!

Willie, what should I do about the fact that I've had staff at my university make offical complaints about my attitude?
Also, the guy I think I'm in love with is still being massively dicked about by his psycho ex-girlfriend. Help on either problem?

Dear Shrubfest, don't worry, my psycho ex-girlfriend won't be a problem much longer. ;)

try to trick the psycho ex-girlfriend into harassing the uni staff instead? that or maybe throw a brick at her, this should improve your attitude so nobody complains about it anymore

:2birds1brick

Dear Willie,

I think a samoyed would be perfect for you. They're always happy and very active! What do you think?

In an earlier question I asked if you were going to lose weight while I was drunk, and it was a question of remorse; drunk again I ask if you will still be the same old willie without fat. Fat willie is the only willie I've known.

i hope the fuck not :( I HOPE I WILL BE BETTER

they need a lot of attention though :( plus atm i'm living in a place that doesn't allow dogs over 20lbs

ALSO LONG HAIR DOGS TAKE A LOT OF WORK BRUSHING + VACUUMING UP AND I AM LAZY

Willie, is the gift I sent for Secret Santa going to arrive before December 22 or am I going to get banned?

i don't think you'll even get in trouble unless it doesn't arrive until after christmas proper. plus you can keep/photograph the returned package as proof of good faith or somesuch, i suppose

SHORT ANSWER: PROBABLY NOT