I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

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Esuohlim

Feb 3rd, 2008 10:16 PM

I only read achewood sorry guys

A friend of mine loves xkcd, cyanide and happiness, and saturday morning breakfast cereal, and I find them boring :x

Oh wait we're not talking about that anymore :lol

Esuohlim

Feb 3rd, 2008 10:17 PM

I used to read Zoonie and Marcus :lol

Emu	Feb 3rd, 2008 10:21 PM

cyanide and happiness is one of the worst comics ever

oh, and apparently i have bronchitis

Neen	Feb 3rd, 2008 10:46 PM

http://horhaus.com/abominable/

I read others but this is noteworthy.

Guitar Woman

Feb 3rd, 2008 10:48 PM

http://www.electricretard.com/

not safe for work

or anyone

Pub Lover

Feb 3rd, 2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 529731)

so that makes you a liar, too, and we ban liars.

Uh Oh! :eek

Guitar Woman

Feb 3rd, 2008 10:49 PM

seriously, nobody click on that ;(

it's terrible and I shouldn't be laughing at it

Neen	Feb 3rd, 2008 11:18 PM

.........

Tadao

Feb 3rd, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 529735)

http://www.electricretard.com/

not safe for work

or anyone

That is happiness making.

Great Mighty Poo

Feb 4th, 2008 01:15 AM

Eh? Did my posts get erased again? Aww c'mon this is 'chat', it wasn't really funny but I wans't being bad. :P

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 529749)

Eh? Did my posts get erased again? Aww c'mon this is 'chat', it wasn't really funny but I wans't being bad. :P

It didn't get erased, and to make up for the lack of funny, it's was called too useless for chat and moved to a ruined locked thread.

Now that's funny.

Esuohlim

Feb 4th, 2008 01:32 AM

From now I think I'm going to post dump into that closed CAPTION THE AVATAR thread instead of this one so don't tell Pub he might not be happy :x

Esuohlim

Feb 4th, 2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 529729)

cyanide and happiness is one of the worst comics ever

If you're not counting all the anime and video game related comics (SORRY GW I SPEAK THE TRUTH)

Great Mighty Poo

Feb 4th, 2008 01:38 AM

Too useless for chat? Wow... Thats just. Wow. Go me. :lol

MetalMilitia

Feb 4th, 2008 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 529719)

i just had the worst idea ever:

what if someone made an Oregon Trail MMORPG :x

I heard that someone re-made the Oregon trail but instead of finding... gold or whatever the original game was about, you have to get to a rock gig (possibly KISS :eek ). During the journey you have to make sure you've got enough music and snacks to keep your passengers happy I guess.

Esuohlim

Feb 4th, 2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 529777)

I remember playing something like this, except the people were the actual band. Along the way you had to stop to get gas and food, and when you reached a gig you had to play along in a Guitar Hero type fashion.

It was definitely educational though. :(

executioneer

Feb 4th, 2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 529755)

From now I think I'm going to post dump into that closed CAPTION THE AVATAR thread instead of this one so don't tell Pub he might not be happy :x

but if you do that it'll keep getting bumped and defeat the purpose of locking it, hmm

Esuohlim

Feb 4th, 2008 12:49 PM

I wasn't aware that it gets bumped :embarrass

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 02:57 PM

But if it's locked then you won't get idiots in there & the bumps would only be crappy stuff not worth reading... wait...

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 03:37 PM

Create a thread called something like "We think you suck". And then lock it and put peoples sucky suck suck in there.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 03:43 PM

I still think that is this thread.

Dr. Boogie

Feb 4th, 2008 03:45 PM

A summation of the Super Bowl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JackOfAllTrades

Watching the Superbowl: too expensive in life and mortal time.Making yourself cry over an old man who gets his heart broken by a gold-digging Elf, both of whom aren’t even real: Priceless.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 03:48 PM

ASS BURGERS

HickMan

Feb 4th, 2008 04:12 PM

Dixie

Feb 4th, 2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 529818)

ASS BURGERS

I was just thinking the exact same thing.....

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 04:34 PM

CiG, are the Loveline & Music forums really so dead that you're now scavenging General Blabber? This must be the worst winter on record.

I'm not saying I that you shouldn't post in here. I want everyone to post in here. It's just that I don't remember you doing it much before.

MarioRPG

Feb 4th, 2008 04:39 PM

HickMan, I had nearly forgot that, haha.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 04:44 PM

Over-Drinking horror stories are no reason not to drink, much like carcrash horror stories are not a reason to never drive.

They are both things I have to do to get through the day.

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 04:55 PM

I like happy pills.

Neen	Feb 4th, 2008 05:55 PM

The cold mechanical euphoria only a manufactured product could provide!

Guitar Woman

Feb 4th, 2008 06:00 PM

everyone at my school abuses pharmaceuticals.

I'm considering selling my old ADD meds for quick money.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 06:03 PM

Or take them all in one go, that would be AWESOME!:eek

:love you GW. :love

Guitar Woman

Feb 4th, 2008 06:10 PM

Except I really need 50 bucks to replace my Mario Strikers Charged disc which I murdered last night before anyone finds out

Moobs

Feb 4th, 2008 07:10 PM

i got the ps2 banned at school today for swearing

I feel soo guilty :0

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 07:18 PM

Why did you have a playstation at school?

liquidstatik

Feb 4th, 2008 08:38 PM

http://www2.surfthechannel.com/info/...9682/S1E4.html

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 08:48 PM

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 09:36 PM

JakeOfAllTrades is Leaving the Loveline forum for a while.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades (Post 529929)

When I came across this part of the forums, I thought it would be a bit like the book Train Man, where every geek under the Rising Sun who has an internet connection helped out an Otaku who saved a girl on a train.

To my disappointment I did not find this vibe of helping others and was sadly mistaken that I could find help here.

I haven't made the best impression on you guys, it seems clear. It seems I have been a bit rash in introducing my misanthropic portion to you when I could have shown you my warm and fuzzy happy side instead. Until I feel ready for that warm and fuzzy side to come back (it will be soon, it'll probably take a week, since I just went back to school for the new term and I'm getting used to my old friends not being there anymore).

I'm actually better at talking to real people than I had you believe, in my grumpy postings of woe. I discovered that actually talking to people is a much better way of starting relationships than bitching about how nobody likes me.

The "ownage" I got for being a grump was deservedly delivered. I made myself look like an e-jackass, and I got my just reward for it. However, I hardly think a continued grilling of me is going to make me want to change for the better, and especially not remarks in the Understanding Women thread inquiring about my mother in a way I hardly feel comfortable with.

Yes, I have issues. But I shouldn't have brought up mine with people I barely know. The occasional post heckling some movie on another part of the forum seems to fit me better than to bunker myself in an intellectual hole and trying to defend myself when I know I'm in the wrong. I screwed up big time. And it's going to take some time for you to understand the real me.

I'll be gone from this forum for a little while. The least I expect is an apology from Tadao for his insensitivity. I just don't want to make myself look any more like a ranting idiot.

Train Man is one of my favorite books, and I hoped this section of the forums would have similar advice that the forum dwellers in that book gave: men's fashion tips, how to talk to girls without sounding like a creep, etc.

But it didn't turn out like I hoped. I'm also partly responsible for it. If you can forgive me, I will make my best efforts to forgive you. My enjoyment of I-Mockery articles has not been compromised by this debacle. However it will take some time before I feel comfortable coming back to Loveline.

In case he decides to edit, I'm putting this here. ;)

Because I'm a mean troll, ok? :tear

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 09:39 PM

Wow.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529936)

I like titties.

I considered posting in that thread & my comment was going to be "Don't worry about Tadao, he just really likes the ladies/breasts." :lol

In the end I decided that was uncalled for. :x

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 09:53 PM

I only reason I posted in there is because he called me into there.

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 09:55 PM

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529941)

I only reason I posted in there is because he called me into there.

He did?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades

The least I expect is an apology from Tadao for his insensitivity

Oh yeah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 529941)

I like titties.

:lol

executioneer

Feb 4th, 2008 10:02 PM

jakeofalltrades we dont like anime fags or asspies here go away

Sam	Feb 4th, 2008 10:07 PM

Jakeofalltrades was talking about being "overstimulated" by The Departed and it made me question why anyone would be jerking off when watching it. :(

Pub Lover

Feb 4th, 2008 10:08 PM

Willie, you forget! We now do like anime fags & asspies. ;(

executioneer

Feb 4th, 2008 10:34 PM

man did i miss a memo

wth

Sam	Feb 4th, 2008 10:35 PM

that memo was a damn lie

Tadao

Feb 4th, 2008 10:36 PM

ex-meth head :(

Tadao

Feb 5th, 2008 12:58 AM

BTW Sam, I don't care if you make fun of my drug history. :)

Guitar Woman

Feb 5th, 2008 01:10 AM

that thread was pretty tl;dr if I may use internet terminology

Neen	Feb 5th, 2008 10:42 AM

Too lame to be true?

Yes.

Great Mighty Poo

Feb 5th, 2008 11:58 AM

I don't check in here for a day and hostility fills the chat room like bad gas. What happened? Did someome else just join and post random insanity too?

Dr. Boogie

Feb 5th, 2008 12:55 PM

Whatever happened to that Matt Harty guy? He never posts here anymore.

Pub Lover

Feb 5th, 2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 530009)

BTW Sam, I don't care if you make fun of my drug history. :)

DON'T OPEN THOSE FLOODGATES. :X

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 530011)

that thread was pretty tl;dr if I may use internet terminology

IT WAS ASPIE RANT HEAVEN! TRY AGAIN WHILE IMAGINING JOHNBOY CLEMENT READING IT. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Mighty Poo (Post 530097)

I don't check in here for a day and hostility fills the chat room

It's always hostile in here, it's normally just passive-aggressive.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 530099)

Whatever happened to that Matt Harty guy? He never posts here anymore.

He uses a different name. ;(

Guitar Woman

Feb 5th, 2008 02:42 PM

I saw The Shawshank Redemption last night and realized I've been pronoucing DuFresne's username completely wrong the whole time

Guitar Woman

Feb 5th, 2008 02:43 PM

executioneer

Feb 5th, 2008 02:44 PM

its "do frain", right

Esuohlim

Feb 5th, 2008 03:29 PM

I realized that the s comes before the n in that name like four months ago.

Esuohlim

Feb 5th, 2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 530113)

its "do frain", right

And this makes my joke a while back about DuFesne being too defensive so I told him to "stop being so DuFrensive" especially stupid, thanks everyone >:

executioneer

Feb 5th, 2008 03:35 PM

it does not you just have to spell it "DuFresnesive" is all

Fathom Zero

Feb 5th, 2008 04:05 PM

Ya'll are goddamn 'tarded.

Dr. Boogie

Feb 5th, 2008 05:39 PM

I've been pronouncing it in my head as "doo freznee".

Guitar Woman

Feb 5th, 2008 05:41 PM

doofreznay, yeah

this changes my whole goddamn perception of the guy >:

MarioRPG

Feb 5th, 2008 05:47 PM

That's how it looks heh...

Fathom Zero

Feb 5th, 2008 05:51 PM

I can't believe none of you have seen the Shawshank Redemption.

Pub Lover

Feb 5th, 2008 05:52 PM

Zomboid

Feb 5th, 2008 05:53 PM

No shit. So this entire time, there's been like 5 people pronouncing it correctly? Just fucking terrible.

That was in reply to fathom's post, not whatever the fuck joke that is supposed to be.

Pub Lover

Feb 5th, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 530168)

I can't believe none of you have seen the Shawshank Redemption.

Seen it, wrote an essay on it, couldn't care less about french bullshit.

MarioRPG

Feb 5th, 2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 530168)

I can't believe none of you have seen the Shawshank Redemption.

I've seen it, but it DOES look like you say it that way.

Zomboid

Feb 5th, 2008 05:55 PM

IF YOU'RE A RETARD >:

Pub Lover

Feb 5th, 2008 05:56 PM

HELLO! :)

Guitar Woman

Feb 5th, 2008 05:57 PM

I saw it with subtitles which is the only reason I caught the pronounciation thing.

Dr. Boogie

Feb 5th, 2008 06:02 PM

They used to constantly reference the rape scene on an old morning show in my hometown, but that's all I know of the movie.

Tadao

Feb 5th, 2008 06:22 PM

I've seen it twice. It was only a 1 viewing movie to me, I don't wish to see it over and over like others do.

MetalMilitia

Feb 5th, 2008 06:28 PM

The Shawshank Redemption is the bee's knees.

Esuohlim

Feb 5th, 2008 07:09 PM

I saw it in the theaters but I was making out the entire time :x

Neen	Feb 5th, 2008 07:33 PM

I have.

Yay, me.

Tadao

Feb 5th, 2008 07:39 PM

You have what? You have had a thought but couldn't finish it?

Neen	Feb 5th, 2008 08:41 PM

Saw the aforementioned movie.

Quick Reply is a misnomer.

Fathom Zero

Feb 5th, 2008 09:21 PM

I'll watch it every few months. It's a good movie that feels longer than it actually is, but in a good way. Clerks is only 90 minutes, but it feels longer to me.

Dixie

Feb 5th, 2008 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 529823)

I used to post in General Blabber more often, but that was before my many month hiatus. I'm getting back in the swing of things. Baby steps.

Pub Lover

Feb 5th, 2008 09:56 PM

That was only two pages ago? Is this a good day or bad for my posting level?

I'm gonna need some perspective.

liquidstatik

Feb 6th, 2008 03:01 AM

PERSPECTIVE

MarioRPG

Feb 6th, 2008 03:53 PM

I watched Shawshank just a week or two ago.

Neen	Feb 6th, 2008 04:13 PM

Well, you either get busy watching or get busy dying.:lol2

MattJack

Feb 6th, 2008 04:47 PM

LIQUID YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD MO CITY DON FREESTYLE BY Z-RO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

MattJack

Feb 6th, 2008 04:48 PM

I HATE YOU BITCH IS A GOOD ONE TOO

Mockery

Feb 6th, 2008 05:19 PM

I know it seems pointless to own the Shawshank Redemption on DVD since it airs on TV practically every day, but there's a parody of the movie included with the DVD called "The Sharktank Redemption" and Morgan Freeman's son is in it. He does a great impersonation of his father and the whole spoof is pretty damned funny. So yeah, it was worth getting the DVD just for that alone.

liquidstatik

Feb 6th, 2008 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 530336)

LIQUID YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD MO CITY DON FREESTYLE BY Z-RO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

THAT'S MY FAVORITE FREESTYLE :O Z-RO; BEST RAPPER ALIVE. :X

Pub Lover

Feb 6th, 2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 530345)

there's a parody of the movie included with the DVD called "The Sharktank Redemption"

My copy does not have this, I am gypped. :tear

Pub Lover

Feb 6th, 2008 06:08 PM

MetalMilitia

Feb 6th, 2008 06:40 PM

Lately at work I've managed to carve out a niche for myself as being the best at the sort of things which no one else can be bothered to do or could care less about. I call it the "Guinness book of world records strategy for career advancement".

MattJack

Feb 6th, 2008 07:29 PM

"So MM, what do you do?"

MattJack

Feb 6th, 2008 07:31 PM

Also Liquid, if you like Z-Ro you should def check into swisha house freestyles pre 2003. I have about 9 Chop Em Ups, but the older ones are the better ones imo. Especially some of the Slim Thugger ones :x

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