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ThrashO Oct 28th, 2011 02:14 AM
Cut Up Ninja Tufts.

Fathom Zero Oct 28th, 2011 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 748072)
Is it sad that the two biggest turn-ons for me are:

1. Atheism
2. Casual use of the word "cunt"

:(

executioneer Oct 28th, 2011 03:29 AM
alcoholic caramel apples are go, repeat alcoholic caramel apples are go

(there's alcohol in the apples AND in the caramel)

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 03:34 AM
but does it have thujone in it

executioneer Oct 28th, 2011 03:51 AM
no just cyanide and alcohol

ThrashO Oct 28th, 2011 04:05 AM
you bitches are boring.

where is pram.

executioneer Oct 28th, 2011 04:46 AM
it's not my job to stalk him

have you tried zug

Aaarg Oct 28th, 2011 08:19 AM
did you check the mortuary playground?

Emu Oct 28th, 2011 08:53 AM
Guys third shift blows.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 28th, 2011 10:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu (Post 748177)
Guys third shift blows.
BUT SHIFTING INTO THIRD RULES

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 28th, 2011 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 748022)
why the fuck do you tools not have your dumb bitch exes blocked; you pretend that you're casual about the possibility of crawling back to them for sex while you ask for advice about it on the internet


learn from khaljorn, he only kept his ex unblocked just long enough to send her a gigantic, rambling email specifying exactly why the dumb bitch was a dumb bitch
:lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 748021)
sexless marriage.?
Is there any other kind?

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2011 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 748166)
you bitches are boring.

where is pram.
（╯°□°）╯︵ ʇunɔ

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2011 08:30 PM
Forum be buggin', yo

Sam Oct 28th, 2011 09:44 PM
MILHOUSE IS MY USE OF CUNT CASUAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?

k0k0 Oct 28th, 2011 09:58 PM
Why is the board being all fucky and putting me on random pages. I clicked last page.

Ok, posting took me to it. Good. Now I got nothing to say. You fucking haunted messageboard.

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 10:37 PM
thats ok it deleted some of my posts ;9

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2011 10:39 PM
Haha yeah the BOARD did that, right, heh heh

Code:
KILLJORN YOU ARE BEING CENSORED BY THE MAN. MEET ME UNDER THE BRIDGE IN THREE HOURS
What a fine day it is today

Esuohlim Oct 28th, 2011 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam (Post 748214)
MILHOUSE IS MY USE OF CUNT CASUAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?
YOU CAN MEET ME UNDER THE BRIDGE TOO FOR SEXY REASONS. ;) ;)

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 10:43 PM
I thought about reposting it but then realized i could get banned for that

kahljorn Oct 28th, 2011 10:44 PM
I GOT INVITED TO A HOLOOWEEEN PARTy AND I KIND OF WANTED TO GO BUT NOW I REALIZE I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE TALKINg TO PEOPLE. PLUS ILL PROBABLY ONLY KNOW LIKE A FEW PEOPLE THERE :(

I Guess i cAN ALWAYs go AND NOT TALK to ANYBODY

Kitsa Oct 28th, 2011 11:44 PM
that's what I usually do

you can be roughly as popular as me, that's pretty fucking sad

i advise you drink a lot.

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 12:36 AM
THERE ARE TWO HALLOWEEN PARTIES IM INVITED TOO BUT IM TOO DEPRESSED ABOUT MY EX TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EITHER ONE AND WOULD RATHER STAY HOME AND WORK caps was on too lazy to go back and fix it FUCK IT I LIKE IT.

executioneer Oct 29th, 2011 02:22 AM
I DRANK A LOT IT WAS AWE$OME

THAT DOLLAR SIGN WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT I LEFT IT THERE B/C $$$$$ = COOL

ALSO SINGING ROCKBAND WHEN DRESSED AS NATHAN EXPLOSION IS AWKWARD BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN BUT I ALSO WANT TO STAY AUTHENTIC TO MY COSTUME :( :( :(

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 02:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 748241)
I DRANK A LOT IT WAS AWE$OME

THAT DOLLAR SIGN WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT I LEFT IT THERE B/C $$$$$ = COOL

ALSO SINGING ROCKBAND WHEN DRESSED AS NATHAN EXPLOSION IS AWKWARD BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN BUT I ALSO WANT TO STAY AUTHENTIC TO MY COSTUME :( :( :(
dont be a dildo

kahljorn Oct 29th, 2011 07:25 AM
ALL THESE DRUNK GIRLS AND I DIDNT FUCK ANY OF THEM :(

BUT WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH GIRLS NOW A DAYS AND TOUCHING LIKE EVERY GUY IN SIGHT. I CANT EVEN TELL IF PEOPLE ARE DATING AND NOT ANYMORE


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