:lol

I had this up on my screen and hadn't really looked at it yet, and I turned to my mom to tell her something. She thought I was showing her something, came over and peered at it, then walked off.

Thanks for that.

hahaha, awesome.

i think i only got like 95% on my test today :(

and one of the ones i got wrong was a really obvious one i guess :( i feel stupid

it was a trick question but i wasnt prepared for it cause i didnt do the practice test where the trick was originally revealed :(

When we went trick-or-treating, there were two wtf houses on the same street. One house had lights on, halloween decorations up, inside door open, and a huge sign on the storm door in 72-point font saying that anyone who dared disturb them would be met with blahblah profanity blahblah violence. It ended with GO AWAY and about 7 or 8 exclamation points.

There was another house, same deal, lights on, halloween decorations up. On the porch was a batman thing and a sign that said PRESS BUTTON FOR CANDY. You pressed the button and Batman went through 4 or 5 catchphrases and lit up, but otherwise nothing happened. Sort of a stupid prank.

That's when you steal the batman.

I suppose I could've. I could've also spread dogturds in a decorative ring around him, but neither of those things occurred to me when it mattered.

So this was the first year that Tasmania is tentatively giving trick or treat a go. Apparently, even children in my city were going about their collection, and houses were expecting them.

Thanks for waiting until I was too old.

Thanks, gentle! I like this forum cause we learn fron each other!!.

Nobody calls me gentle you son of a bitch!

I've promised myself that when i retire i'm going to print off the whole of this thread and read it to a tree, close by there will be a second tree, but i won't recite loud enough for the second tree to hear.
The second tree will thanks me for this by providing me sustenance in the form of nuts, the first tree may well shed a large branch onto my head by page 274.

How exactly will you describe the picture up there to the tree?

I'll tell it to imagine the most fucked up thing you could ever see in a mirror image.
I'll then trick it, as it wont know what a mirror is, i'll explain, then present a picture of my ex girlfriend before the tree.
I'll probably do this right at the end of page 273, that's when the tree will adorn my bonce with the huge and weighty bough.

(Btw, that's a shit answer as at no point will it see the above pic)

You know, sometimes I long for the good old I-Mock days, but then people like you or Lenor show up again and then I realize that we were better off after all

What the cunt is going on?

I would read the last few pages myself but nah. :\

CANT DECIDE IF I SHOULD GO GET A BEER OR NOT

I ALREADY HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD BOTTLE OF JAMESON :(

So why even consider the beer? :confused

need something to chase the jameson with i guess

More jameson?

CAUSE I WAS GONNA GOTO A BAR AND TRY TO TALK TO DRUNK BITCHES

OR SIT BY MYSELF

Some of my mates left beers in my fridge, and while I'm actually teetotal, I've drunk two.

They don't taste that good, and I don't feel any sort of amazing buzz.

You're adorable.

hang a goon bag from a tree branch

Dammit, mexican restaurant, why did you have to make the food poisoning so delicious :(

You've got to be fucking kidding me with the food poisoning again, Kitsa >: