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I've heard of people who chose gender reassignment and then later were hugely disappointed. Like that Daniel Bunten guy who created that famous Atari game M.u.l.e. "Being my 'real self' could have included...more femininity in whatever forms made sense. I didn't know that until too late and now I have to make the best of the life I've stumbled into. I just wish I would have tried more options before I jumped off the precipice (i.e inverted my dick into a pussy)." This can't happen to you though since your just some broke nobody, so no worries.
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That's... reassuring?
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I think call is an Omnisexual/Omnigender
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i will never for the life of me understand why someone would choose to wear a neckbeard
take this guy from my facebook for example ![]() who does that and then is like "yeah, that looks good." my hypothesis is that obese people feel a forest of neckpubes is preferable to exposing their 2+ chins |
Yeah it's all about giving them a jawline cause you only see fat people sporting neckbeards. But like bald people wearing toupees it fails to hide the problem and instead draws attention to it.
Maybe I should start taking whatever hormones Chaz Bono's taking. I wish I could grow such a nice even beard. |
That's what the fat guy goatee is for, to define the border between a fat guy's fat chin and his fat neck. The neckbeard is still beyond my understanding.
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Fuck your 5 haired neckbeard, talk about hormone injections and home made man caves. Shit, I wouldn't mind hearing another story of tadao's $5 vasectomy. Just get natural with it.
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INVERTED MY DICK INTO AN EVEN BIGGER DICK
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IT WAS LIKE FOLDING SOCKS TOGETHER.
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THOSE THICK-ASS THERMAL SOCKS.
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Converted my prolapse to be an oven mitt for dicks.
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Neckbeards are how you know who not to be friends with.
I want to just make a worldwide public service announcement to all fat people and tell them that growing a beard won't make them look less fucking fat; neither will wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. Linkara's like the uber-sperglord. I wish he'd grow the neckbeard, just to complete the look. Speaking of him, has anyone seen his webcomic? He drew it when he was about 19 and describes it as "a realistic look at superheroes." http://lightbringer.comicgenesis.com/d/20060315.html It's so fucking bad. |
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You're finally gonna get male hormones?
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I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank
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2. He thinks it looks better then a bare neckroll. |
I got to sleep last night, but at 6:30PM. I woke up around 1:30AM, have been up since. Feels weird, man
I went to the hospital at one point because I thought I was losing my mind. When I got there there was a 6 hour wait to be seen. There were people waiting who were throwing up blood. I just ended up leaving. I'm pretty sure if I don't leave Long Island I am going to drink myself to death or start doing hard drugs. When I was at school I had pretty much no problem going to sleep at night. This place is hell. |
Oh btw I have a beard and i think it looks ok. I mainly have it because I am too lazy to go buy a razor and shave it off.
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You should go back to school.
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