n*ggers more than most, tho

Heh. I wish. :\

It'd make it kinda hard to type, though.

Seriously, the only times I've been fursuiting were in the Ocean City, MD Doo Dah Parade and at a furry picnic at a local park, and I don't actually have my own fursuit (tempting as it is to get one, there just aren't enough hours in the day it seems).

:lol

I know why the caged bird sings.

Milhouse, we should do Masterpiece Theater readings of the forum.

well if you're planning on staying we'd appreciate it if you'd tone down the "IC" stuff we hate characters here (THIS IS NTO THE FUCKING TNT NETWORK >: )

Haha now I'm glad that I didn't do it because I would have done it in my regular boring robot voice. :(

I WILL TUNE UP MY VOCAL SKILLS FATHOM AND BELIEVE YOU ME WE WILL PUT ON QUITE A SHOW

BORKEN :(

YEAH BROKEN

IT'S BROKEN GW >:

SRSLY GET WITH IT, GW

What's wrong with it :mad

To satisfy Chojin's insatiable curiosity further, here is a list of things on Xydexx's computer desk:
* A small vintage inflatable horse
* Accoutrements Eugene, the Enchanting Unicorn (made of "huggably soft latex")
* My Little Pony Christmas ornament
* Tag from Flying Horse Royal Lager beer
* Circus horse squeaky toy
* Fluffy purple stuffed unicorn with necklace
* Good vs. Evil unicorn figurines
* An orange My Little Pony with magnetic hoof
* Toy horse from Road To Eldorado
* Some little pink beanie baby unicorn I got in a Happy Meal
* Shotglass with paw and "FURRY" written on it
* Furryville "Track and Fur" tiger figurine
* Parking meter lamp
* Hauptratte-Sperren lanyard with bike lock key and house key on it
* Lanyard with various furry convention badges
* Pegasus plushie I found on the Bronx River Parkway while biking
* Purple horse plushie (on top of the pegasus plushie)
* Purple unicorn plushie (on top of the purple horse plushie)
* White/pink horse plushie (on top of the purple unicorn plushie... they're stackable, you see...)
* Fragment of Non-Sequiter comic from the Sunday paper several years ago: "Let us give thanks for horses." "Yes! They're all better than us."
* Newspaper headline: "Horse-Powered Victory"
* Empty CD case
* Four pens (green, blue, black, red... you can never have enough pens)
* Business cards
* Bottle of Gatorade (Frost)
* Speakers
* Monitor
* Microphone
* Checkbook (balanced, for once)
* Wacom tablet and drawing stylus
* Cutting board
* Scanner (HP Scanjet 2300c)
* Cute Overload and OMG PONIES!!!1 bumper stickers
* Printout of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies
* A post-it note from Rob Paulsen
* Cheap $1 con badge from Gideon
* Cyclecomputer (for my weirdo bike)
* Small bottle of TravelLodge shampoo (has a furry on it!)
* A Radisson Hotel keycard
* The Unicorn Code
* Clear cube of lucite, approx. 1"
* Moist towelette ("Directions: Just tear open and use.")
* Two 41 cent stamps
* Various buttons given at last furry con
* Spare keys to my old 1998 Honda Civic (sold last year)
* Exacto knife (and extra blades)
* Tiny scented candle
* Wireless mouse (not in use)
* My little digital clock that says "TIME" on it
* Some sort of computer card, possibly for my old scanner
* Various computer manuals
* Polaroid of me petting a cougar at a furry con
* Bumper sticker from Pioneer Tunnel Coal Mine in Ashland, PA
* Postcard from Centralia, PA
* Stitch figurine
* King Of All Cosmos fake nose and mustache
* www.goats.com sticker
* Two empty packages of My Little Pony fruit flavored snacks

Stay tuned for our next exciting update, "List Of Things On Xydexx's Other Computer Desk"... or "Xydexx's Shopping List" or "What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses?" depending what sort of mood I'm in.

You guys already know what it sounds like anyway >:

I'll upload my REAL voice if you guys pester me enough, mabye

http://www.geocities.com/esuohlim/amr0wav.wav

OK this is enough phone-file sending for today I'm poor now :(

Voice acting :rolleyes

Do it, janky >:

man get a fucken mic already

play some games on windows live search or something you can get one for like 1000 points

Effort. :rolleyes

Boo to that

lol sam and I have been making fun of people and doing voices on xbox live for a while now.

...and it's funnier than this.

Expansive list.

Hope you don't have to MOVE.

ok

oh man, pretending not to notice sarcasm

i can do voices

Yeah, but can you make it hilarious and have other hilarious internet people request that you read hilarious sentences in a hilariously monotone voice, all at the hilarious cost of 1 dollar a recording?

CAN YOU?

Willie don't horn in on my business here pal, there's no such thing as enough Zomboid-rolleyes posts.

I am, admittedly, a collector of things... mostly weird and unusual, as that's what my world tends to be, and coincidentally what makes the internet (or at least the places on it worth visiting) a cool place as well.

Meanwhile...

What Has Xydexx Got In His Pocketses (or: "What Was In Xydexx's Pocketses Before He Took Them Out And Put Them On His Already-Cluttered Desk"):
* Wallet
* Car keys
* $1.17 in spare change

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

Not planning to anytime soon, even though our place is worth $150K more now than when we bought it.

While we're on the subject, best of luck getting out on your own. It's quite liberating. :)

not as liberating as pretending to be a pony online, but still

I only hassle you cause you're a mod. : fuckauthority! , right?

Hey everybody I gotta be at work in 20 minutes but I dont wanna go. I'm probably going to fall asleep when people are swimming.

Are you a baywatch?

Well it was a legitimate question since this a fairly recent development and everything :rolleyes

hey i used to post here a while back. just wondering if anyone remembers me and should i stick around or just fuck off .?

i'm your friend

WHAT

ps j/k

I'll be your frang

A/S/L

SPORT IS FOR THE GAYS????

raver..you might've been touched by me while I was spinnin some Joe Cocker meets Felix da Housecat once...stick around...

iiwii

ill be your friend raver :p

Hi caith! A/S/L?

Raver141, werent you that british fuck?

Fuck off :)

yes robot i am as described.
wiiiiiiiiiiiiLLY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im my friend.

Last time we left off, about six years ago, we were arguing about who sucks and what not. Care to pick up where we left off?

i would love to robot but i cant be bothered to bore myself to death reading your drivel. ravers and bastards rule.

This thread clearly points out the amount of ruling that you do.

Ruler of dick.

Yes I'm a baywatch Mitch Buchanan and I was unaware that Esuohlim was a mod!

People, please. There's a reason I like to dump shitty threads in this one. There's no sense trying to improve the chat thread.

I can see at least three threads that should be in here, what are you waiting for, Doc?

w/e this is the best thread on these forums

just use your clitoris to dial the #

Oh my god... Max could write the words "Fuck You!" only in his next blog and everyone would cum. Max, I challenge you too write the biggest steaming hunk of cow shit for an article, everyone will kiss your pooie shoes.

I haven't read the new poems, but some of the previous ones have actually made me lol and that is pretty rare. :(

Are you saying you didn't like his latest poetry piece?

I didn't laugh at any of them :(
But I'm not a cultural laugh meter that you would want to set yourself too.

I'll assume that was a compliment. :)

Oh pretty pony
I picture you in the field
Poop smeared on your tail

Oooh, haiku. I can do that.

Pony is hungry
He sees you driving by and
Wants to eat your head


OM NOM NOM NOM

:lol

Everybody knows
Ponies devour little kids
Run fast little girl!


WAUGH! HUNGRY PONY!

Ravers, furries, what is the difference? Western culture is doomed. It's decadence and self-importance have given birth to widespread, vile perversion unimaginable to previous generations. Only through Allah can we find salvation, and only through the blood of Americans and Jews can we prove our worth.

Does that mean I get off scott-free?

As long as your country accepts Islam

There is but one god, praise be Allah!

Well, a huge percent of the population is turkish, so give it a couple of years and it'll probably happen.

It was a legitimate question if you're an idiot :rolleyes

What is the proper way of furdomization? Does the council of woodland creatures tell you your animal, or do you pick what you think you are?

You choose what you want to be. There's a very strong DIY ethic in furry fandom, when it comes right down to it. Lots of folks make up their own characters and backstory and such.

That being said, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a council of woodland creatures. :)

I hope so. I'll either be a badger or beaver...as as a badger I got these stylish stripes, but as a beaver I can drop trees on people. Hmm...:confused:

What's more important: style or enhanced gnawing capabilities?

Why not both? Half badger, half-beaver. Take what you like and leave the rest. Very post-modern. :lol

Stranger things have happened.

cancer

man the more posts this thread gets, the bigger my ignore list gets >:

Princess Pony, what furry do you see me as?

If I posted pictures of Gerard Way kissing Frank Iero this thread would be better

well then where are they already

I'm going to become a furry :tear

Maybe I'll be a Platypus or an Aye Aye, not sure yet.

I just noticed that out of 23,000+ votes, Arrested Development has a 9.7 score on IMDB.

That's pretty amazing. :eek

Deserved though.

I think reading Ranger Rick as a kid damaged me :(

Some guy is stealing mail out of our mailbox at about 1 PM on certain days.

Some guy? That's no way to talk about your brother. :/

is it ur brother?

FUCK YOU METAL

DULY NOTED :rolleyes

PRICK :rolleyes :rolleyes

guys i just realized that my primary motivation for all things in life is shame

It would seem that Zomboid can fix that.

http://zomboid.org/

:love

i can think of better ways to fix it

i am always thinking of better ways to fix it

http://www.maj.com/gallery/TheHordes...thers/zzzz.gif would make a good sig for someone that hates me.

I'm looking at you, GW.

I'd use that as my sig but I'd probably get banned for it

:pagebrak

gross

That is a very close second on my horrible scale, T-Dawg. :(

It's creeping me out :x

[14:29] PublicPubLoather: SAMSAMSAM!
[14:29] SwitchDingo: PUBPUBPUB!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: SAM! I AM SORRY TO SAY IT BUT I FIND YOUR FRIEND ZOMBOID OVERLY DULL FOR SOMEONE SO SELF-RIGHTIOUS ON THE TOPIC OF INTERNET FUNHAVING!
[14:31] *** "SwitchDingo" blocked you at Thu Mar 13 14:31:05 2008.
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Dude! :(

ha, fgt screwed it up :lol

that never happened

Hence the time travel of me saying Dude! Dude! :eek

PUB THAT IS A DANGEROUS CAN OF WORMS YOU ARE TRYING TO OPEN

DO YOU:
[] AGREE
[] DISAGREE
[] NOT WANT ZOMBOID TO ROLL HIS EMOTICON EYES AT YOU

In all seriousness I used to really like Zomboid and I have no idea where the sudden instigation is coming from.

It would be like if Emu was suddenly a dick out of nowhere.

MAYBE, LIKE HIS HERO BAM MARGERA, HE IS LOOKING TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT! :eek

[14:30] PublicPubLoather: Z-MAN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?
[14:29] zomboid2: LIKE MY HERO BAM MARGERA WHATEVER THE F*CK I WANT!
[14:30] PublicPubLoather: :eek

OH pub. Your wackiness knows no limits :lol

Hey, maybe you can take your wackiness on the road and make new friends? :lol