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Evil Robot Mar 6th, 2010 09:18 PM

"The proof is in the pudding" WTF, why is it there?

executioneer Mar 7th, 2010 01:29 AM

i blame some fat kid

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2010 03:13 PM

Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2010 04:05 PM

Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?

executioneer Mar 8th, 2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 675168)
Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?

idk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 675200)
Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?

i dunno i'd have to do a voight-kampff test to be really sure

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2010 06:36 AM

Willie,

Why did you lock that thread? I wanted to do the comedys.

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 12:05 AM

i locked it because of it being three years old when it was bumped and it didnt look like it was going anywhere good :( sry

The Leader Mar 10th, 2010 12:35 PM

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?

Dimnos Mar 10th, 2010 04:06 PM

Willie, do you like turtle soup?

TheCoolinator Mar 10th, 2010 04:17 PM

Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....:(


executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 675551)
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?

i am jealous of the tortoise's fucker of a long lifespan >: LIVE 150 YEARS ON YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 675600)
Willie, do you like turtle soup?

i've never had it but i hear that it's good!

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 675605)
Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....:(

excuse me but this is ask willie the thread not ask michael ian black the thread

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2010 10:41 PM

What clever pop culture references would be funny to ask you ironically for full comedic effect Willie?

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:44 PM

maybe something about transformers that join together to form one big transformer, i love those!

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2010 10:46 PM

Are transformers really robots in disguise? Because I won't lie, I can't disguise my skepticism. :(

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 11:23 PM

*makes the transformer noise with his mouth while mugging at the camera/doing a little dance for two minutes*

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2010 04:13 PM

Dear Willie,

Quote:

Originally Posted by jhonnyD2 (Post 677414)
off course ElPila666 it is not the same ... off course reading is good ... but sometimes people get tired or boring....

Did a robot replace ElPilla ?

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2010 01:23 AM

i do not believe this to be correct, end of line

Evil Robot Apr 9th, 2010 10:04 PM

What has John Locke become?

bigtimecow Apr 9th, 2010 10:38 PM

HE'S DEAD

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2010 11:05 PM

WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY

executioneer Apr 10th, 2010 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 680105)
What has John Locke become?

he died in 1704 according to wikipedia, so he's probably been recycled thru several million organisms by now

executioneer Apr 10th, 2010 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680111)
WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY

are fun and cool mutually exclusive now :( PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT CHOICE >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 10th, 2010 01:04 PM

Dear Willie,

Why is there a T-Rex in here?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...r_The_Cowl.jpg
Spoilers!


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