I was bluffing, I have a cellphone with a green screen still. :(

I don't even have one ;(

this is mine!

EVERYTHINGS COMING UP DEPOT.

I don't even know what a phone is.

i'm just so tired of all these star wars

Talking on the phone is one of my least favorite things to do and I'm glad I never get reception because it gives me an excuse to not talk to people ;_;

even ladies?

I have a set list of things I say on the phone.

• Good <time of day>

• Who is calling, please?

• I'm sorry, they are unavailable at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?

• I'm sorry, I don't have that information at this time.

I like using that last one if they ask for my name.

I'm like 40 kinds of nervous over the phone. I'm a lot more comfortable talking in person. :(

Pub PM your phone number let's have a chat ;)

i'm better on the internet than the phone or in person :x

Thank the gods for insanely long international call prefixes.

Also, thank the mods for Esuohilm's eyerolling sarcasm.

Seriously, I was eyeing the phone like it was a bomb.

I tried looking up the rates and I couldn't find anything useful but I can't imagine a 15 second phone call being too expensive.

Watch out Pub I might strike at any moment :eek

DUDE, YOU THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT MY ANXIETY DISORDER? >:

If you have skypeout you can all any land line in the world for the price of a local call :eek

haha, shouting about problems on the internet. :lol

Usually I'm the one with the anxiety problems but in this situation I feel like I have the upper hand

Hmm Pub I think I do have skypeout ;)

i downloaded a prussian blue album, and they sound cuuuutte :o

& the lyrics make me lol :x

Sorry liquid I'm in the middle of causing panic attacks to someone from 6000 miles away

:lol

There I am trying to get on with my work & slowly building my self-confidence to be able to answer the phone if it rings, & then it occurs to me that Esuohlim knows girls & he might get one of them to do the call for him.

I went to pieces before it occured to me how very, very gay it would be to do that.

Who wants to know my number on the condition that you not be a humongous douchebag and call at three in the a.m.?

Sorry, I'm a humongous douchebag.


I want to prank phonecall pub lover liked I did to fartin mowler.

my cellular # is on my f*cebook, if you call and i dont pick up well thats probably because i sometimes dont answer my phone when its someone i dont have in my contacts :( OR IT COULD BE I FORGOT MY PHONE SOMEWHERE

Willie I don't have your facebook account could you PM it to me.

I suggest none of you give it out here because it will probably wind up on 4chan.

where's pub's number? i know this girl that goes to roller derby that would just love to talk to him!

I-Mockery Advertising Team: we know all your secrets

The only ads I ever see these days are for free iPhones, Microsoft software, and Napoleon Dynamite DS games

I get ads for Local Bisexual Women.

Ringtones,asian brides & gay hook ups. :(

from what i understand, nobody can access a facebook unless they have a account and are on that persons fiends list :( i can pm you my phone # though

thants what I meant

I called Willie and made an untimely Heath Ledger joke.

untimely jokes are my favorite though

I'd think you're more a pun man.

I left a message on schimid's phone one time. I was pretending to be an angry aboriginal man.

well i USED to be, before 9/11

hey look at this











http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...8&type=profile

Whoops thought this was Art Shit, sorry guys

(580) 581-1276

Ask for Dylan.

You know, if someone quoted that, your plan would go down the crapper.

Meh.

I just tried calling you Fathom but I can't get my phone to say anything but "Emergency Only" when I send a number.

And to think you were so close to hearing how boring I can be in real time :(

i dont remember that school bird one! did i just miss it :(

I can't dial out of the area code, but I can still receive calls. Which is stupid.

DYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNN!

whut


YOU HAVE A PHONECALL

who is it?

IT'S JARV FROM NEW ZEEALANNNNNND!

get ready for someone to call you with a Duke Nukem soundboard, lol

I wanna prank call Pub so bad.

"There's a package for you, sir. Waiting OUTSIDE :eek"

hahahahahaha, what a riot! :lol

"Hi this is New Zealand Dresses Incorperated, we were wondering if you were interesting in our new winter fashions?"

"Commanche County coroner's office, how may I help you?"

SO MANY VITAMINS!

ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS AVAILABLE?

Has everyone gone to missbimbo.com and registered for a tamagotchi style bimbo yet?

You read that story too, huh?

The FedEx guy just knocks & comes in anyway. None of this leaving it outside rubbish.

Last time the FedEx guy was a hot chick, I gave her coffee & she drank it.

It wasn't until about four hours later that I realised how hilarious her drinking it was. :(

i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls of steel.

i've got balls balls balls balls balls of steel.

Yeah, I created a girl named HoboSlut

:lol

http://www.missbimbo.com/ :lol

Oh man in all this excitement I forgot to announce the winner of post #35000

It was me lol

my day is coming, asshole

40000 has more zeros!

It is being hit hard. I got registered, but can't log in :( I want to make her eat and then puke and get a boob job.

AND THEN YOU WERE A NO-SHOW

Of course since we broke the thread I can't back up my claims to hitting the milestones anymore :cry

So I joined VampireFreaks about an hour ago because I thought it'd be funny.

I got a few LOL UR CUTE *FLIRT FLIRT* comments already and am officially terrified :<

http://vampirefreaks.com/jessi_19
http://vampirefreaks.com/inXlovingXmemories
http://vampirefreaks.com/RinRinz


I also got 5 or 6 "cult" invites, none of which look like they took anything on my profile into mind when considering me for membership

Dude, are you setting yourself up as a pimp for Liquidstatik?

I'll tell you right now, he hasn't got the money to pay you.

Womti used to have a VampireFreaks account under my name.

It's not there anymore I notice.

I sort of miss having a myspace now, because there nobody ever noticed me or put me on the list for potential stalking/homicide victims

or did they :eek

So what was the point

That's sort of why I got rid of it

You were on my list. :(

:D

DON'T FUCK THIS UP, PUB >:

I really like the classifieds section on this site.



I STUBBED MY VAJAYJAY

Looking for a change in this big party we call LIFE?

Need to learn how to swordfight, IM me

SMACKED by REALITY

UPDATE: I just recieved my first unsolicited AIM conversation, I will let y'all know where this goes

nahhh, its cool
don't sweat it :D

man, this is really akward :<

(6:47:37 PM) PnkPrncss314:hello
(6:48:21 PM) Microwaved Grape: um, hi?
(6:49:01 PM) PnkPrncss314:my name is christina i found you on vampire freaks
(6:49:20 PM) Microwaved Grape: I sort of figured
(6:50:19 PM) PnkPrncss314:whats your name
(6:50:24 PM) Microwaved Grape: Will
(6:50:43 PM) PnkPrncss314:like your name
(6:51:33 PM) PnkPrncss314:can i ask you a question
(6:51:37 PM) Microwaved Grape: sure
(6:51:53 PM) PnkPrncss314:i been kinda freaking out lately
(6:52:11 PM) PnkPrncss314:do you believe in chain letters
(6:52:30 PM) Microwaved Grape: I'm not sure if I know what you mean
(6:52:41 PM) Microwaved Grape: chain letters as in, what
(6:52:56 PM) Microwaved Grape: I might be thinking of a different definition than you
(6:54:36 PM) PnkPrncss314:its like they right a little story and if you dont send it with the time they tell you you die in 2 days or somethiin could be bad luck for 7 years
(6:54:49 PM) Microwaved Grape: oh, of course not
(6:55:12 PM) Microwaved Grape: not that I don't have my own superstitions, but that's a little bit silly
(6:55:30 PM) PnkPrncss314:my friend sent me one and im freaking out im crying

(editor's note: this is the part where I started laughing)

(6:56:30 PM) PnkPrncss314:are they real
(6:56:52 PM) Microwaved Grape: I wouldn't think so
(6:57:54 PM) Microwaved Grape: I mean, you have to look at it from a logical standpoint
(6:58:17 PM) Microwaved Grape: would some words on the internet have the power to kill you if you didn't do exactly as they say
(6:58:32 PM) Microwaved Grape: unless you believe in witchcraft or something
(6:59:04 PM) PnkPrncss314:no i dont believe in witch craft
(6:59:43 PM) Microwaved Grape: if it really bothers you that much just forward it to some other people like it says, I don't see what harm it could do :<
(6:59:57 PM) PnkPrncss314: u had to see me
(7:00:12 PM) PnkPrncss314: my friend sent me one and im crying so badly
(7:00:42 PM) PnkPrncss314: what do you think i should do i mean should i worry about itt
(7:00:54 PM) Microwaved Grape: I don't think you should
(7:01:04 PM) Microwaved Grape: how old are you, anyway
(7:01:10 PM) PnkPrncss314: 19

(editor's note: :lol)

He didn't have pictures of you.

I might sign up to find people to fuck with.

that's sort of why I joined, but despite all my claims of being an anti-social asshole it's really not in me to destroy people like I would have if I told her she was going to die :<

this is just like when dogbert tried to find other dog friends.

I refuse to believe this person is 19 :<

It's too late, GW. You probably killed one already!

BTW, guys, can make you hate achewood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbUdU8Q0nAo

i'm trying to get a membership on underground-gamer.com so I can download this CD-i Collection torrent, but their confirmation e-mails just won't arrive ;<

and the people on their IRC channel are all like UHH HAVE YOU TRIED THE SITE. SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHILE. YES, THIS IS AN INVITE ROOM, BUT I WILL IGNORE YOUR REQUESTS FOR INVITES AND DISTRIBUTE USELESS ADVICE.

The only thing wrong here is the voice, other than that it's pretty sweet

Why oh why did you not fuck with this person >:

I'm not mean enough :(

If she got offed by a chain letter, it'd be a mercy killing.

(8:05:00 PM) PnkPrncss314: i was so freaked out
(8:05:32 PM) PnkPrncss314: but your right i shouldnt have to worry about it
(8:06:36 PM) PnkPrncss314: so i dont got to worry?
(8:07:27 PM) PnkPrncss314: im just asking
(8:07:39 PM) Microwaved Grape: you're going to die

and then I blocked her.

This one is leaps and bounds better: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dw7LxvhM_bo

Awful. When I was your age I would have tormented her for months. :(

I don't like confrontations :(


I really hope I don't have to talk to her again, especially after she was all OH MAN UR A TRUE FRIEND

You guys are making me play I-sketch >:

peer pressure!

Last time I played the SA goons room i got the word "Voldemort" >:

goons suck so do these chatlogs

someone should IM her with the text 'SEVEN DAAAAYS' and then block her ;<