Quoted for being of high quality that I appreciate.

Guys, I am going to link you to a YouTube upload the the video for a shitty Eve 6 song and I would like for you to draw moment-by-moment parallels in it to last night's quality time together. Okay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wHlg_AL0c

Without watching the whole video, I'd like to say that I'll always remember last night. I was special to me. Don't ever change.

Dammit, there is already a band called The Vicious Kanids. I hope they are good.

I couldn't either, it was so dull. :(

Also, I think it was released around the millennial cusp, so the tv they're watching could have only been purchased in a collaborative effort of the seven great kings of Europe.

I've no clue what the means, but it's fucking funny.
Wait a minute, weren't you going to bed? Damnit Seth, I had plotted my whole night around the idea that you were going to bed!

Or it was a fake tv made by a black box & a cheap digital effect.

go to bed

NO

I'D SAY COME WITH ME BUT THAT'S A LITTLE MUCH

If you lived by I'd be all over those love pillows of yours.

I know it, isn't distance a bitch?

Well I'm going to pull one off to my youtube favorites folder and fall asleep with my cock in my hand covered in jizz and fecal matter.

Goodnight

If a girl is breaking up with a possessive shithead, why the FUCK would she go back and sleep at their house, where he's going to be drunk and fucking WAITING for her goddammit

I have only ever lived on small islands so I don't understand how your homes can be connected by land yet you're unwilling to drive it.

Because she's not thinking clearly, I assume?

I didn't need to read that, Fartin.


I didn't need that at all.

Think of it as character building

My character is built of enough of that stuff, I need more Sugar & Spice.

And everything nice?

goddamnit, they can't all be winners

It's time for noodles and bacon

well its not like i haven't made an effort on occasion, but since parts of the country are in different time zones you have to drive over 88 miles per hour if you want to go to them and damn it if the cops don't hate that

I'd argue that it's worth it but who am I to say?

Yeah!

Chistopher Lloyd isn't dead yet, right?

I want to see BttF Vs Timecop. :(

Uwe Boll can direct! :eek

In Timecop people got melted if the touch with the past themselves, i mean poor Marty

man back to the future vs timecop vs terminator :eek

Marty never touched himself, did he? :eek

I have Uwe Boll last movie "Seed", they refuse to realease it in England also in USA, cause it shows an animal torture, The Tideland girl is in it, so i'm about to watch the thing

ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS TERMINATOR

hahaha, out of context :lol

Fine, Tim Burton can direct & Jonny Depp can be the time cop. :rolleyes

Timecop is fucking kick ass :x

Exactly!;)


:lol

Although I hate it how Van Damme has to do splits atleast once during the movie.

Like "Look what I can do! Can you?" >:

And I'll write a fanfic about it.
Seriously guys I'm supposed to write a love scene for class but all my love scenes end with sex, and that can't be good can it?

You don't seem to know what love means.

Want me to show you?

Thanks for getting 80s songs stuck in my head Pub.

:lol

You see, the power of love is a curious thing. It can make one man weep, while another man sings. Change a hawk to a little white dove? More than a feeling thats the power, the power of love!

YOU'RE AN ASS.

If I should falter, would you open your arms out to me? We could make love not war, and live in peace with our hearts. I'm so in love with you, I'll be forever blue.

how yall doin up in here

Grislygus: Alfred Hitchcock makes everything better.

Absolutely






Jesus Christ Pub. Let's see, I got her at eight o clock, worked for an hour, went to an hour long class at nine, came back, kept working, went to my next class at eleven, came back at noon, worked a little and studied until one, ate lunch, came back at two, took a break at four, came back and started working again at six, and it is now 1:45 am the following day

So that means I've been stuck in this pub lab for twelve hours and forty five minutes, and you've been here whenever I've signed on

Are you a guardian spirit

Pub is the guardian angel that protects us from the real world.

I wish willie hadn't gone to bed too :(

I'M NEVER GOING TO ESCAPE, FUCK

I'm here. The fun can stop now. PUB!

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

It's OK! I have NO problem talking to myself! I'm the most interesting person I know anyway!

In fact, I hereby deem page 1495 as the All-Pandajuice page!

Don't cockblock.

FUCK! Did you searched for No Retreat No Surrender too?

This guy weared the Predator suit in the first movie, right?

Nope. He was supposed to, but he withdrew because he was afraid of being injured.

The guy who wore the predator suit in the 1st and 2nd movie was kevin Peter Hall, may he rest in peace :(

The sascuath of Harry And The Hendersons was role made by that dude too, i always thoght that was Hulk Hogan inside that suit

I guess the first guy who was afraid of getting hurt had a reason to be afraid..

He didn't die because of an accident during the filming.

I've got a twelve hour work day & enough seconds here & there to have this window open in the background, then I have four hours of free time that I use to kick back & relax so I spend it here. All while so drunk I could fall over.

I miss the days of unemployment where my sole preoccupation was posting here. I got to sleep in.

Every once in a while, something in my spam folder will be just good enough for me to open. And when I do this, sometimes I'm not entirely displeased.
---
From: Elmo@sbhendrix.com
We invite you to the world of happiness!
By and by you'll notice positive changes happening to your boner!
Initiate prodigious transformation of that part of your body!
---
I'm glad these changes I've noticed happening to my boner are positive ones. And I'm sure that Asila would be quite sufficient to initiate prodigious transformation of that part of [my] body, thank you!

:lol

:pagebrak

I need shock treatment :tear

Beautiful girl, love the dress. High school smile, oh yes. Where she is now I can only guess. Gone baby, gone. I can tell by the way that you move and walk, I can see by the way that you baby talk. I know by the way that you treat your man I can love you baby, until it's a CRIME!

Where can I find a woman like that? I'm looking in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me. I've been funny & been cool with the lines. Isn't that the way love is supposed to be? Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

El Pila is not restricted by the 24 posts per page standard. He is just that awesome.

Thank you. ;)

:lol I'll post something more appropriate when my small child is not unfolding all my clean laundry right next to me. Cause you know, that would be creepy.

Liquid won't mind.

I don't even know what prodigious means. Back in my day penis ads were simple, with words like "big" and "rod".

You'll learn that word & many others when you get to High School, MarioRPG.

Well, time for me to hit the bed, but here's some more Van Damme to bring the manliness back to this god forsaken thread >:

A while ago, after I sold a book of weird etymologies, I came up with "Seth's Law of Philology". It goes something like,

The square of the level of how much a conjectured word history is likely to be judged interesting is directly proportional to its likelihood of being apocryphal.

Like when I read that "snob" was an abbreviation for "sine nobitate", and there was a huge debate between Oxonians and Cambridge geeks over who started it, and then I finally found out that it was just a convoluted use of a dialectal term for a cobbler.

An issue that I'm finding to be a disappointment concerning Seth's resurgence as a frequent poster would be that while the words he uses are uncommon & perhaps even unknown in my everyday speech, they do appear to form the core of his vocabulary merely by replacing, rather than adjoing, such items that my pedestrian articulation makes merry via.

If anyone has been feeling likewise, be sure to decide that this has been his intention.

25 LIGHTERS ON MY DRESSA, YESSA
I GOTS TA GET PAAAAID

It helped me.

Very funny. Good job, New Guy! :thumbsup

I think the longest word I've ever used in conversation (as in not preceded by "Hey check out this stupid long word,") was anthropomorphisation.

I was talking about lolcats :(

To clarify, Seth isn't being as smart as he is able because he wants us to think he isn't as smart as he is. What? :confused

Also, not saying a word isn't not knowing the word. :rolleyes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_Goes_Crunk God damnit >:

lol music sucks

how dare they fuck up rap >:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCOcUbxweEQ this ones alright, but only cause it's the notorious B.I.G. and you can still hear him rapping ;<

nvm that one sucked too >:

most/all of the bands on that compilation are pretty horrible to begin with

oh, and can that one you linked to even be considered a "punk rock" take on it? if i'm understanding correctly it's just one of the white scene guys rapping. that's not all too different

i know, right. this ANGERS me. :(

If a song cannot transcend it's initial genre it is crap.

Also, all rap is rubbish.

In other news, the sky is down & you love the cock.

yeah well punk, to me at least, just sounds like white guys rapping real mean-like

plus all the bands are faggoty christian hxc anyway not punk punk ;<

Yeah, & the crooners were all rappers but could only do it slowly due to their severe mental retardation.


Wait...?

no thats mike jones you're thinkin of

Loveline :rolleyes

It'd just get merged to this, anyway :rolleyes