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oh buggery :( buy some bottles and have the guys over, so everyone can get roaring drunk there?
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i found a letter to my ex husband from his ex girlfriend dated from when we were married. should i burn it in effigy? if i do, should i write down the return address and give that to my ex husband first? i thought that would be nice. how about you? thanks, kare |
i agree, but only if you're sure you wanna be nice ;( if you think it's likely she's still got that address you could try signing her up for a bunch of prison penpal programs or something maybe :x
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Dear Willie,
Who will be your first banning now that you're a moderator? Thanks, Stefan |
HOLY SH*T WILLIE DID YOU KNOW MM'S NAME WAS STEFAN?
what a fag :lol |
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Willie, i am trying to remember a game (i know there is a thread for this but you would probably be the one to know anyway). it is probably 10-15 years old it takes place in the future and is about time travel. all i remember is that you wake up in your room in the game and the earth is about to get visited by aliens and you have to go back in time for some reason. and there is a part where you get in a time machine and a fly appears and a voice says something like "foreign life form detected" and lasers kill it.
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journeyman project 2? HOLD ON LEMME CHECK GOOGLE
also what sort of gameplay did it have and was it a pc game or ??? |
THATS IT, you sir are a godsend.
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haha i THOUGHT that was what it was :( i haven't played that in forever
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actaully it's probably journeyman project 1 :x
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yeah it is, but you pointed me in the right direction. i remember playing it and there is a part where you have to put in a code from the box to open a door and i didn't have the the box and it took me an hour to run through every possible code before i got it.
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I told you Willie would know what it was! :lol
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dear willie,
what is my ideal weight? thanks, glow ps: i am 5'4". |
i don't really believe in that stuff but some jerk website says 110-145 :( i say it's whatever you're comfortable with that lets you do whatever you wanna do, which for myself is probably between 200 and 250 :( (jerk website says i should be between 140 and 175, NUTS TO THAT)
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Dear Willie,
How much would it cost to make a small Tesla coil, excluding the electric bill? Thanks, Will |
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Dear Willie,
How much would it cost to make Tesla gauntlets? |
Dear Willie,
How tall are you? |
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SHOULD I GET A WII FIT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND RESPONSES, KAREN |
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Forge could make it. :(
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so could mr. fantastic probably, the lousy knowitall
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Dear Willie,
What can I do to make myself get up earlier in the morning, without having to take more chemicals than I already do? |
sam told me to tell you that he could wake you up early in the morning ;(
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I've had more than Sam tell me that.
If I'm alone in a morning.... |
drink a glass of water (or two or three) before you go to bed!
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(not recommended for bladder problems)
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THANK YOU BUT THAT ISNT A QUESTION
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William,
If ZQ takes a jab at me for no reason, does that mean she like likes me? |
Go to hell. I called drunk Dibs on ZQ.
As my name is William I feel qualified to answer that. |
i guess it depends on if it was a friendly jab or not!
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dOES MY KNEE HURT?
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um if you can't tell if your knee hurts or not i think you got bigger problems than your knee hurting :(
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Lord Wille,
I beseech you! Where did I put my wallet? |
under the bed?
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Willie,
Why are I not intoxicated beyond belief after returning home from the parade? |
because jonathan frakes wasn't there
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Willie,
Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this? |
report them for littering it'd be hilarious :(
go tell them to stop :( |
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it's a duplex :(
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get a leaf blower and leafblow them back onto their side
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What is the minimum clearence for bridges along the Erie canal?
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50% off
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Willie, since when is this ask Dimnos?
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since fuckin' never ago >:
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They were out burning yard waste in a big bonfire today and for a while I thought it'd catch the house on fire, but no such luck.
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Willie, in your (obviously correct) opinion, what is the best Whiskey (or Whisky)?
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Willie,
Do I drink Ketel One just because Ray does? I always tell people it is better than Grey Goose. Is this true? |
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in my completely-unsolicited opinion, there's nothing special about Grey Goose. It's moderately smooth, but so is anything that's not knockoff swill.
Willie, My cat has recently developed a fetish for plastic grocery bags. He licks and humps them. What do you think is behind this, and what should I do about it? |
as for what's behind it, who the hell knows cats are a mystery maybe he's got cat aspergers or something, but what you should do about it is videotape it and put it on youtube
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we need more lemon pledge
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ill get some at the store just remember to use it in a well-ventilated space or you'll get all lemony
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Willie why do I always wait so fucking long to do my taxes? >:
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Willie,
Are you ok? |
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Should I be more concearned about my cats urinary tract health?
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maybe about 20% more concerned i guess? don't go nutso over it though
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DEAR WILLIE, DID I ASK YOU A QUESTION EARLIER AND FORGET TO POST IT? :(
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probably! do you still remember what the q. was :-[
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No but I swear to dogg I typed something in here and posted it. :tear
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Dear Willie,
Two other people at my work have my First and Last lame, and you have my first name. Does anyone else have your name and does it upset you sometimes? Thanks, Ghost |
Can I just text my questions to 542542?
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AM I COOL YET?
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Can you knight me?
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My credit score is 686 with Equifax. If I call in bomb threats to previous lenders would this raise my score?
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Dear willie,
Am I still one of your most favorite people? p,s, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIES?? |
HEY GUYS WILLIE SAID I WAS COOL NOW I CAN GO DIE A HAPPY MAN
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What ever happened to doctor bactine?
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What ever happened to captain novolin?
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what ever happened to carmen sandiago?
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Willie, what is the saddest thing?
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Willie, why is Sam such a dick?
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quiet everyone, you're gonna flood willie :(
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YEA YUOURE GONNA BREAK HIM BECAUSE WITH HIS COMPUTER-lIKE BRAIN HE CANNOT REFUSE TO PROCESS INFORMATION IN A THREAD AND HIS CIRCUITS ARE GONNA GET OVERLOADED AND FRICASSEED.
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I didn't know the guy who played lex luthor on smallville also invented the chipmunks. |
i don't think he did! i was referencing early conan the comic strip :(
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My bad :(
I'll shut up now.....for a few minutes at least. Also, what's the limit on bad puns before a ban? |
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