I almost never get keys. And I've never had a crate where I looked at the possible contents listed and thought "I want one or more of these".

You should have told me you wanted crates before I deleted 10 of them a few weeks ago :<

wtf son

gimme the rest

I TRADED FATHOM ZERO A VINTAGE DEAD RINGER FOR SOME WEIRD GRENADE LAUNCHER THAT TALLIES KILLS.

I MIGHT CALL IT THE TALLY-WHACKER.

Man, Fathom, you coulda made a LOT more for that. :(

It was a duplicate I had. And I'm incredibly disinterested with them.

'Sides... it's Sam. He's my dad.

Well, shit. Got any more you wanna trade me?

What can you offer me? I need keys.

I have another account with a couple keys; gimme a couple days when my friend gets his internet back, so I can trade those over to my account.
What strange weapons do you have?

Just a grenade launcher that I unboxed last night.

Snap. I don't really use the grenade launcher. I was hoping you meant sticky. Then I could be a dick and show off my extremely lethal dickweed weapon :(

Oh well. More for me, then.

If you've got any crappy craftable hats you wanna trade for a refined each, I'm down. I love crafting new hats.

I just rebuild them. :\ Like the shite Demoman Fro I found.

Man, that's what I was gonna do.
Also, I keep finding myself with fairly valuable hats, and no particular plan with what to do with them. Right now, I'm sitting on Metal Jaws, the Trouble Maker's Tossler, and that pimp hat. Dunno what to do with them.

GIVE THEM TO ME.

Pft, how much you got for them? I'll take refined...

I WILL OFFER YOU NOTHING.

I MAKE THE DEMANDS HERE. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

DOES IT MATTER?

http://tf2items.com/id/theneskid ill fuck yall up

mr. a, i'd like to trade you for that atomizer

if i get a spare i'll let you know, but that one is unfortunately stayin put, sorry

Holy fucking shit, the Tomislav is retarded. You have no idea what kind of difference a soundless (and faster) spinup makes. 24 kills in one round as Heavy. I dominated like 6 people at once.

That new Scimitar the Demoman's got is also ridiculous, but in a much more annoying way.

And the Liberty Launcher is essentially "hey, it's like the direct hit with normal splash damage! There's no way you're dodging this! derp de derp derp"

That's not a lot of kills for a heavy :V

The Demo's new sword is only good if you're running with the boots and shield it comes with. Then you're pretty much constantly charging into people and getting full health when they die. It's pretty much the only way Demoknighting is actually remotely fun and useful.

It is for me, I'm an atrocious heavy.

Also let's play soon, fuckers, I'm getting right back into the groove and I want to wreck your anuses.