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Girl Drink Drunk Dec 30th, 2007 12:44 AM

But the Ten Commandments had Charles Heston and Vincent Price in it......

Fatacula Dec 31st, 2007 08:30 PM

Ultraviolet... what a load of crap! Me and my friend both just got up and left. Ugghh.... thinking of it still gives me the willies!

the_stig Dec 31st, 2007 10:24 PM

Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2008 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 514320)
M. Night Shamillionaire

That made me laugh quite hard :lol

My pick for worst movie was High Crimes. When an ending of a movie makes me realize I wasted two hours of my life, I tend to be angry. A twist just for the sake of having a twist is not always a good thing.

EDIT: Honorable mention goes to Astronauts Wife. That movie was so bad I used it as a basis of comparison for all other bad movies i saw after it.

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by the_stig (Post 517517)
Micheal Clayton..i actually fell asleep in the theater!!

What's wrong with Michael Clayton?

23_ Jan 3rd, 2008 07:54 PM

The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.

Fathom Zero Jan 3rd, 2008 07:57 PM

The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.

Wild Wallace Jan 3rd, 2008 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 23_ (Post 518755)
The worst movie that I've been to was Bringing Down the House. I say "that I've been to" because many of the ones I had to sit through in high school were just as bad or worse: The Passion of the Christ, The Prince of Egypt, and "Life Is Beautiful" in its original Italian with subtitles.

Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.

Mintrude Jan 3rd, 2008 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 518759)
The Prince of Egypt wasn't really a bad movie.


Whatever the film was like, I couldn't get past the drawing style. Every character looked the fucking same. What's even more galling is that every film those people put out had the exact same face for every character.

shakaconner Jan 3rd, 2008 10:05 PM

Gingerdead Man or Zombie Nation

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Wild Wallace (Post 518764)
Oh yeah, Bringing Down The House was horrible. I lost respect for Queen Latifah after seeing that.

you had respect for queen latifah?

Chain-So-Matic Zombies Jan 4th, 2008 05:04 AM

"House of the Dead", "Epic Movie" Especially epic movie sucks **BALLZ OF STEEL**

Zomboid Jan 4th, 2008 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Code-Wheel Jones (Post 518888)
you had respect for queen latifah?

Yeah, I think that's a genuine first. Was it her wonderful guest appearance on the fresh prince in '93 that made you a fan initially?

I still think that the scary movies, epic movie, date movie, meet the spartans and whatever shitty follow ups they'll have are in a league of their own as far as bad movies go. They are really just all so terrible.

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2008 11:46 AM

A League of Their Own

HickMan Jan 4th, 2008 01:30 PM

Good call. A lot of those movies on stations like WE and Lifetime just piss me off, also. Chick flicks?! More like SHIT flicks!

TheBigMan045 Jan 6th, 2008 05:21 AM

I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie

terrva Jan 6th, 2008 09:02 AM

The Skydivers. Thank god it was a MST3K episode, because if it wasn't, i would've killed myself. Nothing in that movie made any sense and the characters would've had more character in them even if steven hawking played every single one of them.

Zomboid Jan 6th, 2008 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBigMan045 (Post 520008)
I now refuse to watch anything that has Hugh Grant in it. He is the only actor that makes me want to vomit decomposing animal intestines rather than watch his soppy crappy idea of a movie

Also anything that ends with ***** Movie

It should be in the movies you're embarrassed to like thread, but I genuinely enjoy "about a boy". It's funny and it's a good story. Also, I'm kind of a sap sometimes.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 02:54 PM

I agree, About A Boy is the only Hugh Grant movie I can stomach.

bigtimecow Jan 6th, 2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 514336)
The Squid and the Whale

Spiderman 3

really, about the squid and the whale? i enjoyed it quite a bit

but i have to second spiderman 3. probably the biggest disappointment ever

HickMan Jan 6th, 2008 05:01 PM

Episode II

mitchmcmichael Jan 6th, 2008 05:40 PM

The worst movieI've ever seen was Zombie Nation.(no not the band) The movies "zombies" were chicks with black paint around their eyes and they didn't need to eat people because at the end some chick tells them they can just eat regular food.

TheBigMan045 Jan 9th, 2008 06:10 AM

For me About a Boy was ruined when i saw the British "Teen" Sitcom Skins
The little kid in that movie in the "sitcom" is a man whore
Im ashamed i even watched it

Angryhydralisk Jan 10th, 2008 01:22 AM

I got yet another one. Rat Race. Don't get me wrong, the movie itself is not bad, but the ending is the grandest definition of "cop-out", which ruins the movie completely.

TheBigMan045 Jan 10th, 2008 05:35 AM

I second that

I saw it in the movies and i was appalled at the ending of it


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