you must have had the most boring school life ever

I did. I didn't start drinking 'til recently and I'm done.

I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

If you can't take this seriously, then you shouldn't be having sex. QED.

:i-serious

I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?

Forget about whether or not either of them deserved it. Just think: If your sister ratted you out, you would probably be pissed, too; adequately pissed to find something incredibly embarrassing of hers and post it.

I assume listing dudes with v cards means she's cherry hunting. If that list is just make believe then I really do feel sorry for this girl. If it's not than she seems like a predator, not a very smart one but still. The way that list is written though, seems like it was meant to be seen by someone, maybe by a whole gang of someones with their own deadlines to meet. I guess the sexual revolution really did happen. Won't be long now before women realize they're men and men realize they're women.

"The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise."

I'm pretty sure those are the boys she's considering losing her virginity to.

That's beautiful.

despite what you've all assumed, i am nothing like this girl, i don't even know what half that stuff she wrote down meant. i've also never had a sip of alcohol and have zero desire to ever try it.

i believe she deserved to have her behavior addressed and dealt with and also needed a more extreme punishment, but that should have been done through their parents and NOT through humiliation and blackmail via strangers and other teenagers on the internet.

:lol

:AIRHORN

I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.

I didn't know what v-card meant either. I thought it was incongruously sweet of her to list the guys who'd be getting a Valentine's Day card.

I was thinking vagina stamp card at first.

Six and she gets a free sandwich.

I had a burrito card that had one stamp to go and one of the damn cats puked on it :(

FUCKER OWES ME A BURRITO

You cleaned a strangers shit off the walls and ceiling of your bathroom but you couldn't scrape some vomit off a card for a burrito?

I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card :(

It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.

Tell them it was spaghetti sauce. :)

I would be thinking this lady is gettin a free burrita.

http://www.closinglogos.com/page/Viacom

More info than you need to know about the V of Death

:( Blocked by work. I'll check it when I get home.

edit: That brings me back. I used to work at Blockbuster and that's when I realized Viacom owned the world. They remind me a ConGlom-O "We own you."

i dont think making a catalogue, private or otherwise, of who you'd fuck is especially weird for high schoolers. etc etc double-standards blah blah. if you wanna fuck a lotta dudes then just stay safe i guess.

i mean is screwing a lot suddenly not a fun thing to do

with that said: writing this list down and having it end up on facebook is pretty fucking funny

OMG how did I miss this? :lol

I personally dont have any brothers or sisters that I grew up with but I know that if you do and you actually write out a list like this your only opening yourself up for this very thing. Much like having a 12 pack in your room and NOT drinking it before your parents find it. :rolleyes Who the fuck holds onto a 12 pack? I dont know about you guys but if I buy it Im drinking it.

Maybe he was hording it for a get-together with a couple friends? That'd make sense to me. Or, he might of been doing what I've done, and sold them for three bucks a pop.

If the brother was smart he should have approached each one individually with a price for what his sister wanted to do with that person. That's free money for him which could then buy more beer not to drink.