I shut a car door on my leg yesterday. The bruise is awesome.

Photo please.:)

You can't ask for photos in here until you've accomplished the Hickman challenge.

When I get back from Hell again I'm gonna be so elegant the relevence of my benevolence is evident.

MM, your avatar is a cat with shades in a suit, dude :x

what i'm sayin is you suck just as hard get over yourself :x

what's up fellas. i'm at work and hella ready to chat

seriously, a cat in sunglasses is just as bad as a guy that is unabashedly racist and posts pictures of hannah montana covered in jism.

exactly dudde thanks

lol danny is racist

Whoop, there it is!

i'm so not racist though btw >::

I'm off to work guys! Don't go changing!

whats up bigtimecow 8]

not much mr. tatom. i need to confirm that underground thing!

you SHOULD :o

you have to post in the forums sometimes though which is pretty lame ;_;

as long as the forums are ghey they i won't mind

i just use the smile emoticon every now and then when nobody slookin

sweet. today sucks

YEAH KINDA, it's boring for sure :(

okay, maybe i'm not ready to chat :( sorry bye

I don't think it's cool to lay down the ethnic slurs on a new person as they might take it seriously.

I prefer to find out if they recently lost a loved one, and riff on that.

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nignog's not even a slur :lol why would they do that?

WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM

BRIAN, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING RACIST. THIS IS DUE TO YOUR APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED SOLELY WHITE HAS BEEN APPROVED. YOU ARE NOW A CRACKA, SIR.

ok maybe it is but its better than the other word that we're banned from saying

well there's an upside and a downside to everything i guess :o

THE FIRST STEP IS TO PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP SO WE CAN'T SEE YOUR BOXERS

fuck now i actually have to try and be funny

REPORETED

THEN YOU MUST FORGET HOW TO DANCE, THIS ONE MIGHT BE HARD FOR YOU, AS WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO GET DOWN ON IT, BUT YOU MUST BE STRONG.

id take a pic of my boxers but im at work

Lord Sappington seriously did that to me yesterday. :(

BUT WITH LUCK DOCTOR BOOGIE DIDN'T CARE, AND ROG BARR WAS LENIENT BECAUSE I LIKE HIS WIFE... wait, hat?

THE NORMAL THIRD STEP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY AS YOUR PENIS IS ALREADY WITHIN THE WHITE RANGE OF SIZES, IE NORMAL

AND NOT A CRAZY HORSE DICK OR SOMETHING

i was really gonna do it but right before i hit the submit button i decided against it ;_;

i'm such a wusss

Selectively bred to be quite fleet-footed, much akin to horses

ALSO, YOUR YEARS OF OBSESSIVE VIDEO GAME PLAYING HAS REMOVED ALL OF YOUR LATENT ATHLETIC ABILTY

also this

YOU WILL STILL BE HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER BY WHITE WIMMIN EVERYWHERE, BUT YOUR HOMOSEXUALLY AND PENCHANT FOR THE CRAZIES WILL BE SURE TO NEGATE THAT ISSUE

PUB AR ETHERE A BUNCH OF N*GGER LOVERS IN NEW ZEALAND LIKE IN THE US? I SWEAR IN LIKE AYEAR ALL US WHITE MEN WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO MEXICANS FOR LOVE

Sure, why not.

There's always asian women, it worked for Riggo44 or whatever

then again he's a skeeze

heres to hopin' someone remembers that flash-in-a-pan :eek

there aren't asians where i live :(

AND PUB THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION, all the white girls here are wantin black dick all the time, leaving us white men with no girls to fuck unless we wanna fuck black chicks, but they don't wanna fuck us 'cause we're not black :/

Uh, I really din't want to say it but ok...

WE HAVE REALLY STRICT IMMIGRATION RULES AND BLACK DUDES AIN'T ON THE LIST


I'm not kidding. :(

What about the wife of that old dude?

the monkeys in that pic look mixed as well :eek

okay well theres ASIAN here, not asians :x

Dang. :(
Leave El Pila alone, he's in love.

and :lol no wonder y'all have such a low crime rate pub :x

The Australian Boomers will see some fresh faces when they take on the New Zealand Tall Blacks in the opening game of the 2008 Ramsay Shield in Auckland


hahahha, oh man

and your ruby team is named All Blacks? :eek

i guess you could say they'll win this tournament

...in spades

Strip colour, not race. They're Hawaiians.

yuh, i saw a picture, it's why i laughed ;_;

You should have posted it with some funny words written on it as if they were talking like people.

sup dudes we talkin bout girls we've fcked?

I did post a rather short list of them up there, as it happens. :(

repost it cuz I wasn't paying attn

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The key difference being I can get into a fancy restaurant.

No, I can't. :(

:x

FUCKING CHINKS!

It's the only racism I've ever felt bad for using publicly. :(

Damn Chinamen. >:

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happy 1700th page guys

Hooray. Seems like 700 was just yesterday. Onward to 2000!

(unless I decide to be a dick and lock this thread forever at 1999, at which point, we all party ;))

You should. Makes me remember the whole Y2K scare :posh

There's hella asians here, but they're all essentially white people. We have a few blacks too but they're also white as hell.

OH WAIT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THIS ANYMORE, FINE

THIS THREAD IS ONLY BUSY WHEN I'M NOT AROUND AND I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON LIKE 6 PAGES FUCK. THAT.

Although page 1698 has some genuinely lol Pub posting :eek

Every pub post is lol. Maybe he should go on tv. We should encourage him to follow his dream and have a better outlook on himself...

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I'LL EDIT THIS POST LATER WITH MY PICTURE

Mexicans are everywhere!

"So are brack peopre"

i have a headache. how doth i cure ith?

Kitsa won the HARASSMENT GAME. :(
Jeanette came a pretty good second.

No one harass those guys, they'll win.

The rest of you suck.

piss off you tosser

I DIDN'T READ THAT WHITERAP BUT I BET IT WAS REAL DUMB

you're missing out danny, it was lol

it's a lot of words though :(

SUM IT UP FOR ME?

fleshlights

fat guy small dick flesh light disappointment suicide

odang

k, bedtime. dentist appointment tomorrow >:

Wnan hit this j?

WHITERAT WHY HASN'T CHOJIN CHANGED YOUR NAME TO "JERKDOUGLAS" YET