:pagebrak

Me don't understand 5 ys old slang :x
JK:lol

El Pila, would you like to join my gang?

So far it is just Danny & me, but if you keep editing stuff, I'm sure I could figure a way to get you in with us.

That's what I do on sundays. :(

But in the future it's monday plus the end of the month, so I'm burning all my bandwidth downloading the internet.

Even though I keep buying new computers at a rate that exceeds my ability to pay for them, I never have the capacity to play the latest games that all of youse are talking about in the Games forum. I feel left out. :(

What meaning of sad are you using there? Unhappy, pathetic, or afflicted by a seasonal light-related disorder>

I was watching a documentry about Jonestown last night. The places Jim Jones picked to move to were listed as the most likely to survive a nuclear war. Just a little further down the list was New Zealand. If only they hadn't killed that Senator, I could've joined People's Temple. :(

BECAUSE IT TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE IMPLODED IN THE FIVE YEARS IT TOOK ME TO BE BORN. >:

IT'S THE NINETEEN YEARS BY WHICH I HATED MYSELF ENOUGH TO WANT TO JOIN A CULT AFTER THAT I DOUBT IT'VE HELD OUT FOR. :(

Go on, explain your point.

Otherwise, I will assume that you hate me.

And if you hate me, you can fuck off.

:lol

I love you Pubs, i want a poster of you in my room so i can worship it :worship

yay for achewood

guys roast beef is getting married

Right.

Up to now I've been a little wary of your broken english, and your obsession with marijuana, and the fact that you're probably a little retarded on top of those things, but if you don't cut this shit out, I'm not gonna like you anymore.

i was watching the old pages and stuff you guys should make a book or something there's more words than in the bible

http://i-mockery.com/forum/archive/i...799-p-128.html

Way to alienate your fanbase, Onstad. :rolleyes

What the hell you doing reading the archive version, Llama-fucker?

alienate? elaborate plz

I was looking for some kiwi-raper pics >:

DON'T! >:

I had hoped to allude to the idea that only 'no hope losers' read that particular comic.

Of course, you disprove that misconception. You and your fine young lady.

Who happens to be fat.

:( that was rude pub, very rude

I wasn't going to say it until I saw:

i fail to see the connection pub :(

Well, I'm not going to tell you to look for it, as that would mean suffering the indignity of reading more of my posts, but I was very critical of Lord Sappington's idiocy displayed by his saying that he don't know a person and then saying hello.

It is a simple matter that requires little thought on the sides of the thread reader & the thread starter inorder for either to recognise that they do or do not know the other.

As an idiot, I feel little sympathy in being rude to you, becauseI can dish it out, but I certainly can't take it. So there you go, Sir.

it wasn't really rude to me, because i love bigger girls

BUT ANYWAY the title of the thread is "Hi!" so i said hi

:( now everytime i make this face :( i'm promoting pub lover

:(

pub let's talk about something else

i'm doing shrooms next week

HOW ABOUT I JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY! WOULD THAT MAKE YOU BASTARDS HAPPY? >:

It's more Nationalist, which is still considered ok.

i have to agree with you

but plz don't die i couldn't live with myself if i killed someone on the internet

FUCK YALL

THEN LAUGH AT MY JOKES, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T GET THEM, I JUST NEED YOUR APPROVAL! VALIDATE ME OR I'LL BE ALL MELODRAMITIC AND NOT POST FOR AS MANY MINUTES AS I CAN KEEP MYSELF AWAY BEFORE I NEED TO READ WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT ME!

it says you like me though

you're the one finding all my posts and using them against me >:

fuck it, i'm taking you out of my sig i hate you i hate you i hate you

So if I were to convince you that I had expired due to something that you had posted, you would take your life also?

Would there happen to be anyone in your life that would then in turn take their lives?

I like the idea of my death causing a cascade of woe across the world. :)

I've already screencapped & posted it.:lol

when i was a little kid i imagined the world ending because one person pukes, grossing someone else out and making them puke, and grossing someone else out and making them puke, and eventually the whole world is puking and the earth is filled with puke and everyone drowns in it ew gross

You were a talking dinosaur when you were a kid? :eek

i'm da baby! :lol

k i'm leaving bye fuck you

Friends!

FUCK YALL

Oh my mistake.

:lol

See Ya, Dude!

YEAH, BABY! :orgasm

Tautology. ;)

idk he frowns a lot!

Who doesn't? :eek

i'm all about the smiles, myself :o

MM was right though. You're forever posting the green X face.

:x

That is the one.

yeah its a pretty fun face to use :O

MM was making me life when he was trying to be unfunny/annoying, he shuld do that mkore often ;_;

hey guys im goin back to bed I just got off work

guys MTA:SA is so fun :(

I feel good today, guys.

Not me I think I'm sick :liquidstatikemoticon

Happy Birthday, Emu.

How is everyone today?

FUCK YOU

EDIT

F*CK YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMU :picklehat

¿

:picklehat

Five nights, no sleep, my mind's battered

There are so many scary things about that guy beyond how he looks that I can't keep them in my head at the same time. As soon as I remember another item my brain saves me by deleting the last one but three.
I just watched Shoot 'Em Up. Needed more synth powercords.

This link is for you, Pub...

http://www.buseyworld.com/garyquotes.htm

You know that feeling when you eat ice cream too quickly? Brainfreeze? Reading that page gives me that feeling.

I'm kidding, it's actually a migraine.

no

yes

life is short
and then you die
fuck the world
let's all get high

higgh high high ihgiih

Now I feel like shit.

One more year.

Shit. I failed this year's exam :(

Looking forward for next year's exam

Let's hope it wasn't an English exam.

If you have something to say about my grammar, feel free to do so ;)

Today I had friends come over to my place.

I'm not sure why, but except for my cousin this hasn't happened in an absolutely platonic context/mindset in a long, long time.

It was a boyfriend/girlfriend couple I've known for some time. I talked to the female for a long time as one of those "romantic pursuit, maybe? someday? perhaps?" things before she got really attached to her boyfriend. I talk to her occasionally online and then they come over together and the boyfriend and I just bullshit for hours about esoteric stuff while she stares at my walls. It's great.

Tonight we were talking about science and technology. When I mentioned that scientists had, years ago, magnetized a spider, he mentioned that it's theoretically possible to permanently magnetize a human body. I pointed out that, despite what you'd think from MRI scans, this would actually kill you because of interference with the ionization principles that keep the heart pumping. But, I offered that a human cadaver could potentially be magnetized.

I then threw out the idea that you could teach kids about magnetic polarity by iron filing demonstrations that show that the corpse's nipple area is in the north pole, then once you cut the body in half, PRESTO! Now the nipple area is the SOUTH pole! Science is magic!

He then called me "a monster".

Sethomas: my myspace friend request thing
Sethomas: has such from people who call themselves "Clovis" and "Jesus"
Sethomas: personally, I think it would be cool if myspace ratified friendships I have with a Merovingian warlord-king AND the messianic ascetic who revolutionized western theodicy
Sethomas: but, the thing is,
Sethomas: both of these accounts have pictures of young women's asses associated with them
Sethomas: that just seems egregiously incongruous

Sethomas, as the forum theologian I have a question I hope you can answer for me:

If Jesus died for/to remove everyone's sins how come you still need to get baptised to remove original sin? It's probably a stupid question but it's been bugging me for a while.

See, that's actually a really fun question and there are amazingly elaborate/bizarre answers (cf. Anselm of Canterbury's Cur Deus Homo) and and lots and lots of painfully boring ones (cf. anything written by John Calvin).

The convention answers are all centered around the idea that God offered Jesus as a sacrifice (to whom... the GODS??) in order to atone for mankind's falling. Jesus' death was never intended to be taken as a free pass to heaven for all humanity just because it happened, it was taken as like a gesture to legitimize man's quest for salvation in earnest. Simply put, man is so depraved in his natural state--BC or AD--that he can never DESERVE heaven. Jesus' death did not "remove" original sin per se (it's often simplified as saying it that way, so I'm not calling you out on saying it "wrong"), he merely came in to establish that original sin was no longer an end-all conclusion that bars people from eternal salvation. Hence, it's worth noting that the Old Testament Jewish culture sometimes referenced an afterlife, but in general it's clear that Judaism up to Jesus did not believe in an afterlife at all for the most part.

Convention: original sin says that everyone goes to hell. Jesus dying makes it not quite that bad; now you can work really hard and maybe not go to hell.

Okay! So, here's my take on it:
The early Jesus movement, known to us by literature written in the period from 10-70 years after his death, all has this overbearing theme that Jesus dying was a necessity for human salvation. Every age since then has taken it upon themselves explain what the hell that actually means and why.
It was Jesus' responsibility to take a few grains of truth from the classical, pre-Rabbinical Jewish religion and mold them into something that would better suit a more advanced, sociologically adept civilization. Genesis was written for rubes walking around aimlessly in the desert, Revelations was written for a fledgling movement being oppressed by a mighty formal empire.

The historical implausibility of the Jesus movement cannot be overstated and nobody's stating it. The secular camp doesn't say it because it seems to legitimize a historical person as being a theological image, and the religious camp doesn't say it because it calls his divinity into a scrutinized light that makes them uncomfortable. To culminate roughly seventy years of militaristic messianic expectation, to look no further than anti-Roman apocalyptic fervor, with the message "render unto Caesar what is Caesar's" and "turn the other cheek" is the most baffling historical fluke possible.

The Gospels were written with the agenda of making the Jewish authorities look bad regarding Jesus' death (to call them anti-Semitic in this historical framework is non sequitur) but his actual death would have been completely nonchalant for the perpetrating Romans and a tipid roll of the eyes for mainstream Judaism. But the fact that Jesus as a historical character literally threw himself to death on a cross just so that people would take him seriously with a message that nobody on earth wanted to hear... that to me is absolutely amazing in a purely historical framework. It was literally the best PR move in history.

To me, you can kind of put that together into this idea that Jesus died senselessly with the goal in mind that people would take his message seriously.

I see, thanks.

The more you know!

Genuine thank-yous to Seth.

I probably have to go back to school in the fall >:

Over the weekend we went to a nature preserve for a hike. It was a prairie trail and there were all of these teeny juvenile toads all over the gravel (probably drawn to the warmth). I picked up and photographed several of them and skipped off in the benevolent afterglow of having communed with nature.

Then I got home and saw that my garage glue trap (intended to catch a very large and elusive spider) had instead trapped a baby toad.

I suck :(

Wow!

Yeah, shut up. Jackass. I've already mentioned that bullshit in here & got shot down by MattJack.

FIEEEEESSTTYY

I got slighty confused, OK?

I thought for a second that there remained a place on the forums for that sort of shit, but of course that is no longer the case, as Tadao so eloquently pointed out. It's all idiocy and emoticons now. >:

What did you think of the Pink Floyd, Danny? :x

:picklehat

I really like pink floyd :x

THAT GOOD? :eek