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Are you 12? If yes, would you shower with me?

Don't fuck the children.

No. >:

What did Wall-e have to say about these?

MMMMMMMMMM

RIP Mock Wars :(

Stir in your grave Mock Wars :x

please be a girl

Good movie.

A bit self-righteous. If any of you see it, you'll understand what I mean immediately.

Haven't seen it but the republicans have told me all about it.

:eek

Leper dogs!

Whats up fags

Go practice kissing a mirror.

chilllin u?

Not much just kinda bored you know :(

lol

:(

Kinda like sex, it's fun until the crying starts.

I've been awake for going on 35 hours so im headin to SLEEP, n'ight guys! :x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UyGP9d2R8

I'm sorry yo' I know this is a leper cat, not a leper dog, but it ain't a lolcat y'know what I'm sayin'? hi hatah, bye hatah!

Goodnight quitter :(

Fuck you! Ya'll all want the world 'n shit from me? I ain't got it! I got a girl!That's all!

:lol

All right that does it

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/20...d_alt_0829.jpg

Yo' what's up with that bullshit you doin' tadao? Better not be helpin' Esuohlim 'n shit.

Oh my bad, I thought you were doin' dogs still.

FUCK YOU THAT IS ADORABLE :(

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoess...isabled_02.jpg

That's not the only thang they replace! :lol

I think I saw a show on that, or maybe it was a Giraffe.

Yeah? Well ain't that some shit.

http://www.time.com/time/photogaller...655147,00.html

Lookie there, they got a dolphin man. Y'know, dolphin's are good animals they don't need that kind of shit to be using fake tails an' all. Fuck that shit, boats be sober when they drivin' yo! Boats be drivin' sober!

idk why but this is fucking hysterical :lol

I laughed so hard at this my cat start hissing :(

Found out from my ex that Sleestack, my iguana, died sunday. :(

Should I be drowning my sorrows in cheap vodka and the mournful wail of Robert Plant? History says no, but I say, "oh yes."

man, all the movie stars I thought were hot in 90's movies are like, 30 now. That's sort of weird.

and by "all" I mean Clair Danes and Winona Ryder

You weren't even bo.... ah screw it, even I'm bored of that now.

shit, i had no idea no virgins allowed was even a site anymore

Seriously dude stop liking Winona Ryder having something in common with you is unsettling :(

millhouse if you met Winona Ryder would you steal a kiss?

OH WAIT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE SHE ALREADY STOLE IT HAHAH :lol:lol

:notfunny

whew

:lol

you callin' willie fat? that's FUCKED

It's an observation. It's not like he can order three smalls and stitch them into a cape. HE'S A MAILMAN NOT A SEAMSTRESS!

ALSO, NOT BATMAN.

PLUS I DON'T GET THE IDEA OF ORDERING SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE THAT READ INTERNET COMEDY AND NOT PYRAMIDING THE SIZES IN THE LARGER PERSON'S FAVOUR!

nu uh, i was lolin 'cuase they sold out of XXLs and Mediums first :x

FAT PEOPLE ORDER SHIRTS FROM INTERENT HUMOUR SITES.

MORE THAN THIN PEOPLE? WHAT DO THE SALES TELL US, GENTLEMEN?

only 2 hours of work left and i'm still bored as FUCK

all i'm doing is editing DAM entries for an image gallery

but a lot of them :(

Don't be implyin' there's fat chicks man, they ain't fat they're cushion for the pushin' yo'. Any chicks here or is this just a dick parade, y'kn ow what I'm talkin' 'bout?

i love the fat chicks, more cushioning for my ballsack is RIGHT!!!


:metal

is this like, an i-mockery meme? :(

Metal WTF? That's dick parade shit right there, get the fuck out! IS this place all metal and shit? Dick parades = suck. Yu now?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Dick parade bullshit, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout? Metal is all about gore and shit, so chicks don't get it. Fuck that shit!

SHY ANC CRAZY GUY :eek

I see you got your paint working again Pub, Maybe I should get that shirt, does it come in rainbow puking colors?

HELL YEAH MAN \M/ETAL

Then that'd mean you're all wantin' that Fangoria shit, that's the shit for nerds, a'ight? Don't be posin' like you got a statue here ya'll.

i am a nerd :(

oh INTERNET how you SLAY me



\m/

Yeah, it turned out I just needed to reformat and install everthing again. :(

IT WAS WORTH IT! :eek

Doin' a great job there son! But I think the abortion clinics need you more than you need here!

i'm a nerdy doctor?

so confyooooooooooozing

DOES THAT EMAN YOU'RE PREGNANT BTC? :EEK

Wrong. >:

CiG. :love

i'm not pregnant!

fuck!!!!!

alright so anyway, WHERE is everybody? (literally, not a question of why this thread is barely moving)

MY CONDOLENCES, BTC. KEEP TRYING! I KNOW YOU'LL MANAGE IT!

I'm a chick and used to have a Fangoria subscription :(

IT WAS FOR STAGE MAKEUP AND I GOT AN A+ IN THAT CLASS OKAY

call me junior :cool

I get to go on a road trip to Washington to aquire chinese fireworks today, so I can break every possible Canon Beach law about fireworks come tomorrow.

This will be awesome.

Just don't wear a Guy Fawkes mask, or you're going to get a bottle rocket up your ass.

I hope you get arrested and your parents will come down to the station and look at you with disdain on their face, but they'll still bail you out and they won't trust you anymore.

My parents are doing this with me!

It's a family bonding sort of thing.

In an unrelated matter, did you know my dad is missing a finger?

Why I like Adam Sandler. He doesn't think he is funny. Why I hate Mike Myers. He thinks he is a comedy genius.

Have you checked in your ass yet?

:lol

:(

:orgasm

Haha, he wants to play nice now. Dam you MLE and your Art Shit rules!

>:

http://boomp3.com/listen/byq853euf_f/woah-2 I changed it a little i think its done idk, some of the drum parts sound off in a couple places :x

So aside from that Metal guy did anyone else notice/dislike my comic?

When I was 12 I had an RE class that I liked to skip. I was told that they weren't doing any work but watching a movie, so I decided to make a token attendance. The movie was See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and I happened to guffaw when Wilder waved to Pryor from across the room. Big mistake. It turned out they were watching the film as a lesson in people with disabilities working together to overcome their limitations and prejudices. I tried to argue that it was a comedy, and was shouted down by their strawman fallacies and insinuations of my intolerance.
RE teacher:Do you find it funny that the man can't see?
Me: As a matter of fact, I do.
RE teacher: Then maybe this isn't the class for you.
Me: Yeah, it sure looks like I don't need to learn how to be tolerant of others.
And then I walked out.

No, you don't. >:

You already posted it in Art Shit. They have to be nice in there, it's the rules.

I figured that.