sophia samjew thompson it is then.

I never liked Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid, does that make me a chooch :(

it makes you a chooch-hater :(

What is the % chance they will contain a laxative?

well considering that they are likely to contain walnuts and oatmeal (which contains oat bran), technically pretty high

if you want chocolate ex-lax on yours just ask

Where would the world be if there the spelling mistake "donkey kong" never happened and it was rightfully named "monkey kong"? Would the differences be great?

bush sr would have gone after japan instead of iraq in 1990, unless they also kept the original "puckman" name for pac-man, that would have countered it out nicely

Scott Piligrim vs The World was a good movie

Willie,

What the fuck is captain talking about?

idk i havent seen it

Willie,

How can I find motivation?

dearest willie,

my professor wants me to write about how philosophy is both revolutionary and evolutionary for extra credit. this does not make sense. instead, i am going to draw a cat. what should it be doing? artist block :(

you should do like that ascent of man thing only with cats and the last one should be standing on irs hind legs and throwing a molotov cocktail

Willie,

Are you a secret cookie magnate? :eek

you spelled "magnet" wrong lol

HES COOKIE ROYALTY

HES TRYING TO KEEP HIS IDENTITY A SECRET

His real name is Willie Oreo. :lol

IM THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FAMOUS AMOS AND MRS FIELDS :lol

I KNEW IT!

Wait that is not a question. Let me try again.

Lord Willie,

I knew it?

LETS JUST HOPE SIR WHOREMILK DOESNT FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECRET OR HE WILL BE IN DANGER OF AN ASsASSINATION, THUS CAUSING HUNGRY-AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE TO DECLARE WAR ON WHOREMILKS HInTERLAND

Willie,

What does a hungry Australian eat?

meat pies floating in pea soup, i think

Dear Willie,

If there was another way to communicate with you on the internet I would ask you what do you want for christmas.

tshirts in 3xl or posters from the webcomics i posted in the webcomics thread :(

or hell maybe that glow in the dark shark shirt from this website

hahah or how about a mc frontalot cd

The ink ran on a burned cd onto the mc frontalot cd. So the MC Frontalot cd got ink trampled.