i'd recommend you go to work for a few years before going to college. it really gives you a different perspective on the whole affair.

I could go to work everyday and live in a shack, all the while completely satisfied with my life. I love work.

i'm at work! as usual :(

but today there's a meeting and my boss is the woman and buys everyone lunch :D

I'm at work as literally always!

But today it's my birthday!

happy birthday wobzire! how old are you motherfucker

20 fucking 1

what did you get?

get crizzunk kid :x :x :x

that's you after your friends bring you out tonight :x :x :x

My grandma bought me W.O.W. I think she just walked into the electronics store and asked for the most popular game. She called me to wish me a happy birthday as I wrote that. AWE

:/ well i guess she tried RIGHT

Holla at me what it do what it is you ain't never seen a playa like this holla at me baby

:holla

holler!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UluIDC3--us

Don't you want to be a ho tonight?

kinda.

boats and hoes

coke and toke

I'm trying to help someone with their algebra and it's in an entirely different fucking language now :(

Why do they have to put letters in math?

I don't know but it would help a lot if they didn't muck stuff up by using terms like Cartesian System when they could simplify :(

I love Algebra because every problem is like solving a MYSTERY.

A MATH MYSTERY. :eek

This particular textbook is just so shittily written, simple things no longer make sense. And I've already caught one typo that makes me paranoid about everything else.

The whole thing amounts to RAWRRRRRR KITSA SMASH

so i've been working since 8:30 this morning and still more to come :(

what can help my headache besides tylenol guyz

tylenol sucks. Take excedrin and chug really strong coffee, I guarantee it'll put you right.

Midol extra strength will knock it out. Don't worry though you won't grow boobs and start listening to the Indigo Girls.

i can't stand the smell and/or taste of coffee :o

i trust you carnivore

Oh I forgot!
I tried Head-On and that crap actually works too!
I have the sinus headache Head-on though, it has been quite helpful in the warm polleny moldish season.

srsly? because the commercials make me rage >:

i gots no money at the moment so i can't do any of these things :( i'm sure it doesn't exist, but is there like a concoction i can put together to cure a headache? or at least placebo me into believing it works?

Whisky

Totally serious, I only bought the crap because it was on sale for a dollar. Worth a try for that little.

Hmmmm, cheap headache remedies.....
http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_head.htm

http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com...Headaches.html

Some of those seem reasonable.

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE [ITEM]

as silly as the lemon one sounds, i might try it :x

There's one for muscle cramps or something like that too, I wonder if that works

i just made some tea with lemon! let's hope ;D

I THINK ITS WORKING ;D ;D ;D ;D

Placebo effect.

either way, i'm happy :)

Oh man stop talking or else I'm going to have to both make fun of you and NERD THIS PLACE UP at the same time.

By all means, feel free to NERD THIS PLACE UP.

THERE IS NO DIGNITY IN DEATH TO SELL THE WORLD YOUR LAST BREATH
THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING OVER ALL EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEFT OVER

I SAW YOU STANDING AT THE GATE
WHEN MARLON BRANDO PASSED AWAY
YOU HAD THAT LOOK UPON YOUR FACE
ADVERTISING SPACE

I :love Robbie Williams.

I :love Darren Stevens :eek

:(

Hey, if you want to make fun of me, go for it.

evolution of dick york

Your bangs are ugly and your fingers are fat.

DAM YOU CAREBEAR FORUM!

HOLY fuck Hangover!

FRESH FISH

:x

Hey wobzire

heya

Want some

Holy Shit! yes

too bad you're a criminal.

So I had a dream that Willie & Jixby were staying at my house and it was really awkward.

Then they mowed my lawn, and I thanked them but when I looked at how they had done they hadn't raked the grass at all and I had to do it at twilight so I didn't get a fine from the council, but it was really close to curfew and I was worried I'd get a fine from that as well, and I regretted letting them being there a little.

When I went inside they were watching tv, and I tried to join in, but I was doing it really badly so I went to bed.

Except my Dad was in my room interviewing Richard Dunn, so I quietly went and asked Willie if he wanted to meet Dunn, but Willie said he was too scared and asked if he could wash my dishes instead, but I said no because Jixby might've wanted to join in on that as well.

The guy on the right is enjoying it much more than the dude on the left. :eek

Even your subconscious thinks you're a big old coward.:lol
KISS ME, DYLAN! :love

I love how the other guy is looking at him like COME ON MAN WE'RE MALL COPS THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS

That does look like a pretty nice mall though.

I like that they work for the same company, are the same rank, but the black dude wears the janitor overall colour of uniform.

Of course, if he wore the black, he'd be invisible & invisible black dudes loot stores, and the dicotomy of being a mall cop looting stores would fry his brain. :eek

Are they? I'll be damned.

Was the one you asked me to provide not good enough? :tear

Thats bang on.

No, I also have a big nose and frizzy red hair. I don't like the way my voice sounds. You have plenty to work with.

...but those are all things I... don't like in... myself! :eek


:(

you have frizzy red hair too?

If left unchecked, yes. :(

Wow, sucks to be us.

and then their eyes met.

I don't think so, Tadao. I lack the necessary equipment, and besides, he hates me.

That's how they flirt over there, everything is backwards.

brakpage:

If you were one of us then you would, at least, have a reason for being a coward.

Please define "disgusting slob".

More like

Refer to PYPH thread page 474 for examples

NICE PIMPLE MR. IMSOCLEANANDHAVEGOODHYGIENE

DID I HIT A NERVE MR. TATOM?

sorry buddy i had a rough day :(

Tell me about it while I touch myself.

that shit is gross. my ears are full of wax. jeanette's wax removal videos were so relieving to watch :lol

I have dreams where I stick my dick in a dude's butthole, and then he does it to me. :blah

Dammit, liquid, change your avatar back to that toddler so I won't think you're elpila anymore :(

I'LL SLICE YOUR FUCKING THROAT TADAO

:jk

:lol

I'm gonna miss you, Danny. :(

You know, when you're banned and stuff. :rolleyes

You want the original picture? ;)

+ they're not naked int his one >:

:x