Ha ha oh man, I have no idea what's going on but I wanna be a part of THIS one, yessir, but nobody knows who I am so I better try and be real smooth and do what everyone else is doing okay here I go do this REAL careful now

:pirate

Wait, SHIT, someone already used that pirate face gotta find a common thread here, what's goin on, what's the JOKE, okay, that Tadao guy used a DIFFERENT pirate so I guess that's what we're doin, treadin on dangerous ground gotta gun for it now

If you REALLY want to fit in here ask people about the cowboy song thread! They love it!

I found that picture on the internet, guys, I'm a fuckin genius

Think I'll make a Simpson's reference here, ha ha, there was a pirate in that, Coldcache you cunning devil

Hey hey guys, check this out since we're talkin pirates and all

:confused:

COLDCACHE YOU'RE RUINING PIRATE DAY FOR ME!

Yargh... he don't be knowin' what today be.

He's just a parrot looking for a cracker.

:rolleyes

Look at that his LEGS MOVE oh my fucking god is that just the wackiest thing you've ever seen howya doin guys

We are doing good. We're Pirates.

Hey Rankeri, don't be giving me that vet power bullshit I'm pals with pac-man and wobzire, they know how it works around here and they're gonna help me learn the comedy ropes right guys

I like posting my inner monologue from my Coldcache account.

Yar, that really turns me on :orgasm

:rolleyes

I like that picture. That is what pirate day is all about for me. Thank you elpila.

Oi your welcome mate! yar! :(

Captain Noone be a scurvy pirate. No one dare mess with him.

Arrr! Methinks I found the inspiration for me clipart pirate:

HEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUYS.

Guys todays history fact is gross.

He believed the mob when they said his wife was a witch, and then when they came after him he thought maybe she wasn't a witch after all.

guys why dont you do talk like a ninja day you know since they don't say anything due to their need for stealth it'd be just as internet faggotty and it won't get on my nerves as much

okay how the hell come i'm not getting any carriage returns in my fucking posts

There be no International Talk Like a Ninja Day, matey.

I'LL RETURN YOUR CARRIAGE BUDDY BOY!

Caterwaul him, boyos?

I'm like the king of knowing what the ladies like.

Where was wang on your list?

Or are you just wooing dick-fearing lesbians like Jeanette?

My cock isn't the bait, it's the goal.

See, I have no idea. I was under the impression that a healthy & supporting relationship was the goal.

It's pretty clear I don't live in the kingdom of Knowing What The Ladies Like, your Majesty.

No no no, a healthy and supporting relationship is the disease you catch if you are not careful.

I'm gay, I only have to worry about going to hell if I ever manage to get laid.

Truth be told, I was gonna just post cute animals in the thread.

Wait, the internet has run out of pictures of cute animals? FINALLY!

Never, not with cuteoverload.com around.

HEY WHITERAT! HOW'S FATCAT?

Jerkrat


For Seth

Seth needs to bring the fez back.

CIG, you're not on AIM. Look at this shit http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...un-overlo.html

Fucking adorable. SQUEEEEEEE

PAGE BRAK

Don't confuse not being able to get something with being afraid of it. :\

I got meself a television, hurrah :posh

Mark Hoekstra died.

http://geektechnique.org/

He's one of the few people I've ever looked up to. He was right where he wanted to be in life and did what was right to him. Goddamn it.

Oh man, he was murdered by the CIA. :geggy

Heading out to West LA today, anyone need me to pick up some extra gay for them?

2 scoops please.

I'll keep the leftovers

I'll try to bring back a bucket of gay then.

Is it possible to suddenly become allergic to apples :(

Most likely :science

Man, you ever want to blow a bunch of little kids' minds, run out to the ice cream truck with them!

But "Pap Paw" of "Pap Paw's Treats" was a tad creepy for my taste, I don't think I'll be giving him my business again.

I guess it's better than celiac disease :lol

I became allergic to most fruits. I think it was from lack of eating them.

But I love apples :( :( :(

Try washing them, they may have pesticides on them, but don't go organic, it's a way for hippies to use their mindcontrol drugs on you. :eek

Yeah, well, I can't eat mango, avocado, cherry, kiwi, etc without a serious irritation to my throat and a headache. :( :( :(

Maybe it's the latex from condoms, tadao...latex and avocado are cross-allergens :/

I'm allergic to a ton of stupid shit and it sucks. It is possible to develop a sudden allergy. I shazamed my way into a honey allergy that way one day.

What about condoms in those flavours, you're still ok with them, right? :eek

haha @me & Kitsa going for the same joke. :lol

Although we're both stupid to assume he wears condoms.

Yeah, isn't Tadao only half a man?

Sure he has been fixed, but that doesn't make his massive dong any smaller.
Honey, I don't care what he gets up to with you, but when I'm with him, he always sheaths his piece.

He gets up to nothing with me, I can assure you of that.

where's that embedding for youtube videos you promised, faggots?

APPLE FORUM >:

You pricks embedding youtube videos in every page is the last thing my capped bandwidth needs. :x

Oh no oh man clicking a link is too hard

Dude, I have no self-control. :(

Where's Danny :confused:

He got kicked out of where he lived because he is a useless layabout stoner. :lol

:lol

Poor guy.

myspace.com/thefathomzero

I lost my phat-ass background.

wtf, i was just talking to danny tatom the other day and he didn't tell me he got kicked out :(

i thought we were friends :'(

Maybe he forgot. :lol

His memory is pretty bad. :x

I miss him.

He sent me a kiss and never came back. What a jerk.

I thought he was in jail :o

I made a new comic but I can't post it from work.

That's silly. Can't you up it to photobucket so we can preview it?

Photobucket is blocked from my work.

I think I have to kill my co-worker. He is apparently a comedian in his spare time. He is literally leaning over my cube right now, as I type this, telling me about his "bit". I feel bad for him and I think he would benifit from being dead.

To be fair, though, Danny WAS a super-pedo.

An ancient italian child with extraordinary abilities? :eek

In my opinion he was super AND pedo.

YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG

THAT IS A MICRO MACHINE BOAT

CTHULU IS ONLY THE SIZE OF A GI JOE