I forget what honey tastes like :(

If I eat pure honey I get a bellyache . :x

My hands smell like blood. Why do they smell like blood?

If I eat pure honey I go into anaphylactic shock :(

"It tastes like burning!"

You're about to have (or by now have had) a seizure and/or you're schizo.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/phantosmia/AN01684

I used to hide oranges and coffee around the office and my supervisors (who were doctors) would ask anyone else if they smelled it...got all paranoid about having a seizure.

I only get ads for asian wifes and and lesbian dating sites. The other day I got one for a russian wife site and was so impressed at the unusual diversity that I clicked it & spent an hour wallowing in despair clicking various profiles. :(

I'm really hungry right now because I've spent the last half hour looking at Bento & kitties. :(

If you could have any mail-order wife, what would you have (the options are Russian, Thai or Eastern European AFAIK)?

I'd have to go Russian. I kind of feel like a Russian wife would make the best C&C team mate which with the imminent release of Red Alert 3 would be a major boon.

I'd go russian as long as she chain-smoked cigarettes and put them out on my arm if we had company over.

Plus be really surly and embittered towards me, but that will happen eventually anyway.

Wait, if I got one from poland, could I get her brother to build be a conservatory on the cheap?

I would only marry for love.

I would totally be willing to marry to increase the book value of my property. :(

The love of conservatory living? You could put a wicker sofa and a plant in there.

I would go for a Somali wife because she'd be so skinny and would never get fat by eating bags of grain from the United Nations relief workers.

Dear god, they're like little bearfoxraccoons

Red Pandas. :rolleyes

Neko, bottom left and Su lin, top, outside in their outdoor enclosure Wednesday. Media are invited to join keepers at the Valley Zoo in sharing the experience of the fun of snow with baby pandas, Su lin and Neko.Photo: Rick MacWilliam/Edmonton Journal :eek

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4 - Super cute Red Panda Attack! Kawaii! :eek

They're easily amongst the cutest things Tadao has graced us with. Right up there with the cat in the microwave.

I'm gettin some dome, ya'll.

otherwise known as "brain".

I'M THE QUEEN OF THE FUZZY-WUZZY CUTIE WOOTIE ANIMALS AROUND HERE, YOU FUCKERS! AND DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT! >:

Guys, I'm still gettin dat brain.

Who is doing it? Comrade Rocket/Wooshi?

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?

Yes, I asked.

YES YOU DID.

YOU DID INDEED.

:eekWhy are you continuing to post while getting your d-sucked

Because his last gf posted here & she broke his heart and we hate her forever for it.

while sucking his d tho right

I'LL NEVER TELL ;)

YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BITCH! >:

Sea Otter looks like a retarded mistake compared to the cuteness that Tadao sometimes posts. :(

Stop posting from that horrible site


Screw off, my character got banned ten minutes after posted with him

Is that real? That would be useful.

Yes it is.

That's awful.

HAHAHA LOOKIT ITS EYES!

http://www.monpa.com/dwc/
Cat Dancing anyone?

I should really stop masturbating in the morning. It makes me tired all day.

What picture is going to go with that statement?

Yeah, you have to at least wait untill your lunch break.

Who else besides Terra can remember what my fetish is?

My guess is publover.

That's what you'd call "a friend with benefits." ;)

You have a Publover fetish?

John McCain sure blinks a lot for a guy who tells the truth.

If the internet is to be believed, John McCain sure lies a lot for a guy that tells the truth.

How dare you! He didn't have the luxury of going to clubs and doing drugs like you do, NO, he was staying in the Hanoi Hilton with his eyelids propped open by bamboo chutes in sleep deprivation. And now he has to blink every 1/2 second to keep his eyeballs moist. The man is a HERO!

OMG DUDE! I HAVE BEEN FLEXED AT OVER THE INTERNET!


SAVE ME!

hey boys looks like we've got ourselves a canadian

:willie

This guy is too easy.

Someone make it stop!

Why so ser...... ok, doesn't really apply there.

I think its cool that there is a Canadian flag on the coin for the United States of Awesome.

My american cents must be outdated, they don't have this design on them. Where can I get some of these?

I just now understand what you said. Lol, that was good.

Kitty learning about sunlight. I guess this originated at SA.

You better not say anything bad about my poor dead dog >:

It's cute. Looks kinda blind though.

His vision was fine, his eyes were just weirdly colored.

I had a stomach virus for about 36 hours.

I lost 12lbs in that time :O

It must have been a super model virus!

hold yer applause

:pagebrak

Lemmy is the coolest.

Koopaling?

I cannot stop farting today.

I cannot stop puking out of my asshole. I have some reeeeeal bad shits :(

I am seriously sitting here in my foundations of composition class, listening to some really boring English shit, just imagining how bad it's gonna be when I get to a toilet and let it all go, but at the same time looking forward to it because it seems really urgent. My stomach keeps making noises and I feel my turds being vaporized :x

Tadao, where the hell did "Doomed Knight" Canadianboy talk shit, the search engine on here sucks.

And it could be worse, Zom, I dealt with that shit at a swim meet

Haha, yeah, movement would be horrible.

Managing to NOT shit your speedo in front of over a hundred people while doing the fucking Butterfly stroke gives you unyielding faith in the God Almighty

Doomed Knight
Forum Virgin


More like Doomed Virgin ha did you see that wordplay

Leaving a little brown trail behind you in your swim lane. :lol

According to a reputable and completely unfalsified ad on this website, Paris Hilton's IQ is 120. Mine is 125.

What the hell, man.

Are you smarter than a total whore?

TAKE THE TEST AND FIND OUT

What I find truly truly hilarious is that I will likely wind up living in Canada after my parents die.

Take some precautions, they say you're head might turn square and you could start saying "eh" uncontrollably.

Turn square? I've never heard of that. What does that relate to?

Oh man. JOAT is gonna be sooooo pissed.

damn I bet everyone missed me

Fucking boxheads. Germans and Canadians.

Square heads is a nickname for english speaking Canadians... Go figure, I have no idea where it comes from.

Fucking Canadians