:pagebrakWeird, I've never heard that.

Agh shit shit page brak uh

Canadians are the squareheads, and French Canadians the frogs. I think it's because the english saw the french eating frog legs.

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Back when WhiteRat posted those pics of the giant cat, he said something about the owners feeding it human food, and I thought it was odd that a cat would eat anything that we eat, other than meat. Since getting this cat though, I've seen him eat some weird stuff. He eats fucking cheetos and grapes. I have to make sure I put anything that's out into the cupboards when I leave my apartment.

Cats eat some weird shit, yeah.

My cat refused to eat any kibble for like a week after I got her; I finally was able to feed her some pasta and potato chips.

I still want an update on fattycatty :(

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND ENTERTAIN ME DAMMIT!
MAURY DOESN'T START TIL 11!

I'm waking up and baking :x

I can't believe that i sleep so many hours, i usually only sleep 4 hours like my hero Tom Cruise.

Yay!!
How long did you sleep?

like 8 hours or so, Tom Cruise is not really my hero :\ i only read in an interview that he only sleep 4 hours back in The Last Samurai (best movie evar) days.

sometimes i take a nap from 2 pm to 5 pm :wank

:x

8 hours sounds nice.
Tom Cruise sleeps 4 hours a day because he's afraid of Xenu!

I was sick yesterday and I slept the whole day. It was so goddamn awesome.

I'd take a nap, but I don't want to miss 13 year olds who want a baby and ain't nobody can tell them what to do.

You shouldn't judge! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!!

God, I love Maury.
Paternity tests and out of control underage whores.
Surpasses Springer in the simplest ways.

WHA' EVA! WHA' EVA! I DON' CARE!!

Agreed, maury kicks ass

I also love it when some women take Maury's paternity test like 19 times

YES!
The multiple paternity trips are great.
"Ima 1000% sure Maury! 1000%!"
Though I feel bad for the guys whose wives screwed around on them and it's not their kid.

I've been called a frog more than once, I've just never heard of a squarehead.

Has anyone ever called you a "cheese eating surrender monkey" or accused you of "chomping on onions"?

Those ones are for the actual French from France XD. For me, frog or poodle will do nicely.

I think you guys have to work harder getting Squarehead to catch on. I have honestly never heard that. It's nice to finally have a slur of my own I have to admit.

I remember seeing a clip where a woman cheated on her husband with his brother and they went to Maury to know who is the father of the child. They celebrate like hell when the results come in and declare that the husband's brother is not the father, only to start insulting each other when they learn that the husband isn't the father either.

Serious win :lol

:pagebrak

I'm not French-Canadian(en)(enne) but I don't have a problem with them. My affinity for Pascal Leclaire borders on hero worship, and he's from Repentigny.

http://imockery.yuku.com/topic/7300

I've changed tadao's join date.

Wow, it's weird seeing a monologue out of Tadao. He must be getting lazier.

Oh shit. I told you I was here a long time ago

Damn that was a long time ago!

Woah Tadao is a Vet now!

No, Vets must be vetted.

:partyCONGRADULATIONS TADAO!

Next you'll vet Pednaud and I WILL BE ALONE

WITH THAT GUY

You poor Ancient Mariner :tear

I don't even have an albatross, I'll just be alone on the ship with the squiggling things in the sea that the Lord Almighty wants me to love but fuck that guy, seriously, those things are blind, stupid, and greasy

Am I that guy? That is brutal for you if so.

"That guy" can mean any number of people, but the original "that guy" of your soulless jewborg retarded hive mind was ZBF

Noted.

I'd tell you to look up Zeldasbiggestfan and Juttin so you could really take notes, but the search engine sucks now and you'd only get a brief and ineffective taste of what you can easily become

You could read the archives though.

Which brings us to our next subject: Social Deliquency and the Inability to Learn

What happened to ZBF? Was he finally banned?

I feel like my eyes are open for the first time ever.

The classiest ZBF moment was definitely the time when he got shot in the eye by a bb gun and posted a thread asking whether he should go to doctor or not

No, it was when he sent Seth's christmas gift, remember

ArrowX was surely the original ZBF. Though SPORTS was probably the original ArrowX and so on.

Is Little Johnny Stupid?
A Guide For Idiot Parents

-Does Little Johnny have difficulty taking hints?
-Is Little Johnny shunned and ridiculed by his peers?
-Is Little Johnny not afflicted by any easily identifiable mental disorders, but partially fits the bill where nebulous and vague "social disorders" are concerned?
-Does Little Johnny test fully sane, yet repeatedly repeats the same stupid ass, self destructive behaviors regardless of the outcome?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly resilient?
-Is Little Johnny annoyingly positive?
-Is Little Johnny what you would call "not exactly the sharpest tool in the shack"?
-If so, do you think it's "just a stage"?
-Has Little Johnny's life been somewhat similar to the cliche'd plot of every stupid loser comedy ever made, without the humor, miraculous saves, or happy endings?
-Does Little Johnny have a job?
-Is Little Johnny "looking for a job"?
-If so, has he been "looking for a job" for more than four months?
-If so, is he old enough to drive a car?
-If so, does he have his driver's license?
-If not, is he "going to get one soon"?
-If so, does he have marked difficulty learning how to drive?
-If so, does he cry when he fails?
-Ha ha ha, that's weak.

Oh yeah, that was legendary

What To Do?
A Further Guide For Idiot Parents

By now, you've established that Little Johnny is indeed stupid. However, what you do not realize is that he got his genes and behaviors from you. Fortunately, you haven't the werewithal to realize the implications. Long story short, he owes you, kick his lazy ass out. He'll either learn to survive, or starve. Either way, humanity improves and you can now afford that jacuzzi you've been eyeing.

Singing the cowboy song won't resolve you of your sins.

Hey, woah slow down you all. I'm not actually guilty here.

Yet

I can't help it. I have a fake mental disorder ok?

IRON MAIDEN :rock

:(

MIRON RAIDEN

Armed In Ion

I AM NERD ON I.

I NO I DAMN ER

a minor e din

You're some kind of poet :eek

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

Are you serious? You must hate you parents huh?

Big Poppa C? How could anybody hate Big Poppa C?

It's easy. Just think about the fact that your his son.

Uncalled for!

wobster, this is no time to sit on your laurels, you've been called into question by the community at large, you need to bring out the BIG GUNS right now, like Tadaoi did. Started out as that retarded pancake rabbit, crawled right up that ladder and got vet status, boy, he got enough keys to get into the pleasure dome

Can I use my chronicled antics to be an official vet too?

if you were here in 2003, then yes

I registered in 2003 and started posting like, tonight.

No shit, sherlock

Does starting an account in 2002 count :(

I can only hope you can't prove it

:lol

no :(

Hey DweezilWearsPardo

I think instead of posting more and trying to be accepted, you should be posting less.

A lot less.

I mean you need to stand out from Lord Sappytown and Wobblyshire.

CHOJIN! WHY WERE YOU SEARCHING MY USERNAME IN OLD FILES?

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pub sent me a PM with the information.

Now it all makes sense. :(

Yes. Yes it does.

Good thing I didn't lie my ass off about most things.

Picklehat conspiracies are awesome.
More please.

Pub was just afraid of my post count!

Shit Tadao you're out-vetting me what the hell dude, c'mon

patience, young grasshopper, patience :vet

I already hate this new guy http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10159

Private Message: Pffft
Recipients: I'm Deimos, Fucker
Message : You aint shit bitch!

:lol

BACON PITA SAMMICH!

Holy shit I thought it was Saterday. I got to work 15 min. late.

That sounds delicious.

Only until I tell you it was turkey bacon.

Anything with bacon is awesome

especially bacon bacon, that shit is awesome

Shut it fatty

You're so fucking fat Rankeri seriously