i used up all my bad luck for the year losing at blackjack

i don't think there's any sin specifically related to not playing old-ass edutainment games, but you should ask seth on that one he's the religions expert!

ps: oregon trail actually predates a whole hell of a lot of other games, having been developed on a mainframe computer in 1971 :eel

LOL I remember back in 84' we would all form a single file line and head down to the computer lab full of TRS80s. Then later they got a bunch of IIe machines and we played all the MECC lab games like Odell lake, OG trail, and that other one. I used to get in trouble for leaving epitaths like "I'm comming back to kill you all". We used to compete to see who could kill all the members of thier party first.

ODELL LAKE! THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS WITH THE OSPREY. MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF THAT GAME FOREVER AND NO ONE KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Oh, and willie, what recommendations would you make for someone going in for a job interview after not being on an interview in over 2 years. I am nervous!

having only had one job interview where i got the job ever, i recommend having a beard and accidentally giving someone a static electric shock when you go to shake their hand at the end since that's what happened in mine

Can a proctologist practice medicine on themselves or is that frowned upon in the medical community

as long as they make sure to rubber up

hai willie-
has anybody asked if you were that guy in dinner for shmucks?

fuck

i've had people say i looked like z. galifianakis before, if that's what you mean

How does that make you feel?

it makes me feel half angry and half good, because i like zach but i dont like getting beard-stereotyped

Does your beard fell like a "wet nerf" when it gets wet?

nope it works just like real hair

Willie, when will the sabres win the stanley cup?

neverrrrrrr

:o >: :( :/

Hope that says 2 thousand and eneven

Is Andrea Rossi's E-CAT device real or a hoax?

sounds an awful lot like a hoax to me what with all this "unknown compound" business

Willie, would it be illegal slanderous to sell a Hoe Axe.

Hey Willie,

I was jerking off to porn and my neighbors started yelling at each other. When the woman was screaming I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER! I totally blew the best wad in my life. Is this a normal thing?

it would probably be uhh copyright infringement

yes. in the future you should make sure to record it though so you can relive the experience over and over again

I have to buy a pickup truck for towing. Which one should I get?