SHOUTS THE TRUTH, PEACEFULLY

This was my lunch today.

It's a meal for people that look at red X themed food and think "How can I make this nerdier?".

yea verily.

My foot's asleep and I don't have to work for the ballet tomorrow!
Yay!

I've got a 4 day weekend. Huzzah!

What's the occasion?

Columbus Day. Gotta love working for the federal government.

Columbus... what a hack.



"Oooh, look at me! I found someplace where there are already people."

:lol

plymouth rock landed on pac man

And it hurt like hell. :lol2

So, apparently even if you rape and murder a bunch of people. As long as you discover a new continent where there's already people living there you'll go down as a hero in the annals of history.

Also: yay! 4 day weekend too!

i don't get columbus day off but i get the day after thxgiving off in exchange, and i guess thats still one of those "ha ha take that indians" sort of holidays so what the hey

I actually have Saterday and Sunday off this week! I am really moving up in the world.

The carrots are the only thing I can figure out.

Carrots, spring rolls, edamame, some malaysian fruit jelly thing, roasted soybeans, rice, cheese, and an apple.

My lunch didn't look as fancy and is much less healthy but it came with Monopoly sqares, so I'd call it a draw.

MOTHER FUCKER, I CAN'T EVEN POINT AT A BLACK MAN AND SAY "THAT ONE" NOW. I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO ******.

You can do either, but if you don't get elected president you only have yourself to blame.

GASDFASGSDFGSDDSSDAGFDA

HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE TODAY >:

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Take a drink from my magic potion

True, you're gonna really feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Guys, here's an event at my college.

I never thought it would be this easy :hypno:hypno:hypno

e: god damnit :pagebrak

One sip and you will see
things you never saw befoooooooooo

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Upon my soul, I feel fine

TONY LEE: NON-STOP TOURING DYNAMO :eek

That's not what I expected a XXX-rated hypnotist to look like

My friend bought $40 worth of Dunkaroos off of Amazon and finally got them today.

They aren't as good as I remember >:

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

This haiku is terrible

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

Yeah, but then it came on and the radio was way over there, and goddamnit

Queen had the best duel guitar sound ever. EVER!

EVER?!

I am about 3/4 of the way done with a job I've had to do for like 2 weeks now and I am ready to be finished :(

We got a live one here.:yum

I need a bigger bath tub.
:(

Why, not enough room for two?

2 can fit if we were dismembered and maybe partially liquefied.
But no, I need a bigger one to drown mice in.

Sharing a bath is fun, though!

Drowning mice is probably also fun.

HOT TUB IS THE ONLY WAY

A hot tub would be awesome.
Think of how many mice it would take to fill that thing up.

What the fuck, dude, you aren't cool enough to be in the Pen-And-Ink gang


I didn't even know there was a Pen-And-Ink gang, I thought I was unique

Most of me is about to take a bath, what a coinky-dink

Not you, CiG, you can be in the Pen-And-Ink Gang if you want, I imagine there's more than a few inked album covers

most of you? what the fucks the other fraction doing :/

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example

What the fuck is going on?
:hypno
:pagebrak

We need to start a Hitchcock gang, people


Say the word and I'll register you for pending approval and Sneaky Hitchcock versions of your current avatars

i'm afraid of gangs

well when you bathe you're sposed to to play for keeps.

I want a Holmes group goddamnit ;_;

THANK YOU EXACTLY

What has been stopping you?

from starting this holmes group

idk what a holmes group is but I have nothing better to do so i'll just pretend to know and shit up this board more

Not exactly pretending to know if you broadcast your waste of space

jerk

Wasn't Hitchcock a flaming homo pedophile?

i'll jerk you >:

Because I tend to assume it's just me, I mean really. Hitchcock is so much more encompassing than Holmes.

oh i see...you mean the porno actor john holmes

hitchcock wasnt a pedo, just a misoginist

SHERLOCK.

YOU ASS.

MY ABILITY TO BE AMUSED AT THINGS ENDS THERE.

ILL JERK YOU RIGHT BACK, FAGOTRON

THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU, NOT YOU, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION GUYS MY BAD

WE GOT YOU

EEK D:

I'M SORRY, MY PARENTS DIDN'T ESTABLISH BOUNDARIES

I'M SORRY

OH GOD

Good evening.
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I stink at ASCII

YOU STINK AT EVERYTHING

STINKER

ITS FIX NOW K

EVERYONE MAKE START MAKING PAINT DRAWINGS RIGHT NOW, I DARE ANY OF YOU CANDYASSES TO MAKE ANYTHING HALF AS MANLY AS MY PAGE BREAK

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE YOU ASSHOLE

I DO KNOW

TRY ANYWAY SO THAT I CAN EVALUATE YOU ALL

PUB LOVER ALREADY DID IT, HE HAS PROVEN HIS BALLSINESS AND LARGE PHALLUSHOOD, YOU HAVE NOT



AND BEING A GIRL IS NO EXCUSE, WEAKLING

Too busy playing Hello Kitty.

WEAKLING

FUCK YOU MY VAGINA DOES NOT MAKE ME A WEAKLING IN THAT REGARD BUT MY FUCKING SHITTY ART SKILLS DO

IF YOU DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ART RIGHT NOW, YOUR VAGINA WILL SHRIVEL UP INTO A DRIED UP PIECE OF PASTRAMI

TRUST ME, I CAN SUMMON DEMONS TO DO IT

On a side note, Pub appears to have logged on and is undoubtedly hating me for once again ruining the chat thread :(

IT HAPPENS FOR ANYONE THAT TALKS THAT IS NOT HIM

POSSIBLY

THE COOL PEOPLE DO NOT TALK SO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND SO I DON'T KNOW

YOU'RE NEVER AROUND ANYWAY SO WHAT THE FUCK?

I HAVE THIS ONE THING I DID BUT FUCK YOU I THINK IT SUCKS AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOW IT

INTERESTING COLOR CONTRAST, YET STILL SO UNINSPIRED

ALSO, MUDDLED LOOKING, SAVE IN A HIGHER QUALITY FORMAT, YOU FAILURE


NEXT

I call it Lord Sappington v nut cancer.

FUCK YOU ALL

AND I DO MEAN NEXT, ASILA, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NICE BOOBS SO I WILL BE MORE FORGIVING OF YOUR CREATION, AS YOU WILL LOVE IT AS ONLY A WOMAN WITH REPRESSED NURTURING INSTINCTS CAN

AH, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH

LET ME SEE HERE



YES, IT IS VERY NICE





BUT THE BACKGROUND SUCKS THERE IS NO BACKGROUND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRINGING THAT IN HERE I AM ASHAMED TO HAVE LOOKED AT IT

JOHN HOLMES

IT IS STILL VERY NICE THOUGH

SAM ASILA HAS PROVEN TO HAVE HAD MORE BALLS THAN YOU AT THIS POINT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A GIRL HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS

HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT MY BOOBS AT THIS POINT

I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOOBS, BUT YOUR JOHN HOLMES GROUP SOUNDS INTERESTING