Thus, I win


HA

THE CHALLENGE OF HIS CONTRARINESS

Sorry Gus, but going and buying this sissy icelandic booze is kinda gay in Finland. Therefore, can't help you. Tadao wins :/

Damit RaNkeri!

FOR THIS I START MOVING THE 2ND CAPITAL LETTER IN YOUR NAME TO DIFFERNT PLACES EXCEPT THE "N"!

NO RankEri! TADAO LOSES!

we all lose actually.

it's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all gonna have to take a bite

:lol

:lol

:(

I sent in my absentee ballot yesterday.

I VOTED FOR THE BLACK GUY TO PROVE I AM NOT A RACIST

Jack Kevorkian was on the ballot too so I voted for him :eek

I don't remember anybody else >:

i forgot lol :(

Voting is stupid >:

IM NOT EVEN REGISTERED, FUCK THAT SHIT

Is it just me or does Holly Madison look like she belongs in the professional wrestling sphere now?

Glowbelly is hawt, I like it when she tells children scat stories!

My old stomping grounds is burning down.

Hehehehe, you missed me, dumb fuck

Yet you still have to label him by colour to state that. ;)

I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY GETTING OVER HATING EVERYTHING, BUT EVERY MID-DAY I WANT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!

:sadclownface

I blame my problems on booze. If it wasn't for booze I would be a good person.

Quit drinkink!

Then you would become some sort of unfunny vortex that would destroy what happy I have left. No, drinking keeps me fro murdering stupid fucks like you.

Boy you got issues.

The last time I was drunk drunk I threw up four times (I only remember doing it twice) and had sex three times (I only remember once completely).

And you have no clue, this is chat buddy boy. You need to page a friend already.

Stupid fag.

PAGE!!!!

Page!!! :rock

PAIGE

PAIGE WANNA PAGE

I feel great today.
I hope you guys do too.
:)
Well SOME of you.
>:

I don't.

Work on it buster.

Work is the problem, but I will try I guess.

Very few people actually like their jobs, my friend.
Hell, I'd like to go back to being a part-time housewife.
Stupid Women's Lib.

Where my bitches at?
TODAY IS THE DAY!

Yeah! We are seriously lacking in bitches.

GAH already? holdonholdon

I FEEL GREAT CIG

Hehehe
Your turn Asila!
:D

Feeling great is great, man.

I so need to make a gif out of that one :(

I'm having a super good time on YoVille! :D

HOW ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME WHEN YOU ARE 0% DRUNK?

Being drunk in that game is surprisingly unexciting. The screen just gets really blurry. I thought you'd be, you know, waking up in your apartment with your pants around your ankles, but no.

Maybe she has a barrel full of monkeys.

I THINK KITSA WAS COOLER WHEN SHE WAS A CUTTLEFISH

I DID IT! :picklehat

Cuttlefish are served at Japanese restaurants like tortilla chips in Mexican restaurants.

WRONG...Kitsa was never cool.

And a bunch of people didn't know what the cuttlefish was and I got sick of explaining it.

A highly intelligent squid.

This made my dick twitch :(

Fuck...I STILL don't know if GW is male or female.

Either male or unfortunate female.

She does look like a hot chick to me :love

GW is a VERY hot chick.

:>

Good thing you guys can't see my MAN BEARD in that picture. :man

Are Joe Sixpack and Joe the Plumber related to Joe Biden?

A family that shares the same first name, but not the surname, like hillbillies.

YOU GUYS SEE THE NEW ZBF PICTURE

HE GOT WORSE

I saved it : pub

HE CUT HIS HAIR AND GOT WORSE

What did he look like before? I vaguely remember.

A gorilla.

:pagebrak
Pfft. Gorilla. Right.





Imagine a chubbycheeked little chipmunk with a grease mane.

If a gorilla was a fat pastie white suburban kid.

Damn straight.

Did you ever have any dignity?

I really did. I came here and didn't mind it at all. I was just a super-douche and made it worse, probably on accident. I was insanely retarded when I was here before.

I COME BACK WITH PRIDE. Seriously though, this sucks. It isn't fun anymore. What happened? Pub's given me some updates and it's a big clusterfuck appearantly.

You sound a lot like JOAT. Are you an Otaku as well? I can hook you up.

I don't want to know what either of those are.

The only reason why you are here is because you are nostalgic for the attention you once had. I'm guessing this is all a big build up to the grand story you are gonna tell us.

Whatever.

I actually have a very depressing story of why I suddenly left. I was moruning a person who had died that I and a friend of mine found (his mom), but this is not the time or place.

And no, I actually came back to see what was up, it was almost a year. And that "nostalgic attention" was me getting bashed, which I didnt, and still don't mind. But now that I'm back I wish I felt like shit from you guys. I went back and re-read some post and feel really bad.

SO SORRY, THERE, HAPPY?

No, make a thread.

What the fuck is happening with these pansies apologizing for having sandy vaginas lately?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

AHAW

AHAW

AHAW

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAW

:lol damn, that was awesome.

Rape.