:lol

AWFUL WAFFLE!

HEY GUYS! IF I MUTE MY STRINGS A LITTLE BUY PUTTING THIS TIE ON THE FIRST FRET YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR MY BAD FRET WORK AS MUCH! BUT I TELL THE GIRLS IT'S BECAUSE I PLAY TOO FAST.

PLAY STAIRWAY DUDE

NO WAIT THATS TOO SLOW PLAY THE IMMIGRANT SONG MAN DO IT

I never said there'd be any prizes.
And besides you were so angry at me, because I made fun of your music taste, that I decided to go underground before you would pop a cap on ma' ass

Zelda's reading this but he doesn't wanna post now that he's getting what he wished for :lol

Because someone with no dignity can only say the same thing twice.

BOO, I'M CRYING.

And it's a bandana and behind the nut :(

I didn't notice, I was blinded by fat.

I wasn't angry at you, Rankerooni. I was just disappointed that such a young bright person such as yourself didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.

Fins don't rap.

I hope.

Ok, I know the joke was bad :(






I appologize

:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIHNCiVRb0E
:(

:(

Did you blow your wad too fast again ZBF?

Thank you guys :love

'Afternoon. What's the talk?

No

hes clearing his right nostril

I said No!

OK this one cracked me up :(

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHAM.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes AMERICAN POLITICS :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

OKAY PUB LOVER :rolleyes

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZOMB

Just go back to bed and wait for your uncle to sodomize you.

HA HA HA HA

OH WOW

:explode

So if Uncle Sham sticks around will Zomboid make every thread about him instead?

I mean, I like the attention, but srsly.

SRSLY

srs

I sure wish I didn't start my lab report 13 hours before it was due :( :( :(

I'm up to 29 pages >:

That's longer than every book liquidstatik has ever read :x

I just remembered a program I watched a while ago. It was like some consumer watchdog type show and they doing some ridiculous exposé on a popular fruit smoothie manufacturer. Basically they got a spokesperson for the company and demanded to know why their product contained more sugar than other children's soft drinks. The spokes person had the very reasonable argument that they didn't actually add any sugar - it just naturally occurs in fruit.

Who are they going to go after next? Apple trees?

Leafy bastards.

This why I hate TV and children.

I wish that wasn't true :'(

So this guy is totally slamming his girl.

They are going at it hxc.

He decides he's going to put it in her b*tt.

When he does she turns her head back and says, "HEY! Don't you think that's a little presumptuous?"

He replies, "Don't you think presumptuous is a big word for an eight year old?"

:(

:lol

only cause there isn't a :slightchuckle

hey man, that's the best I can do today

sometimes you gotta use a pedophile joke

fag :lol

Megadeth - Sweating Meticallica's Jock

My universal dedication was better anyway >:



Cause it's completely true :lol

I think Kusagi likes the Sweating Bullets video better.
He likes to think of the multiple Mustaines gangbanging him.

I left a research assignment that was due today until the last minute last night and did a half-assed job...but hey, it's done! Then I didn't study for today's mid-term :(

Edit: Sweating bullets is the best example of why mustaine is a terrible fucking singer and should keep his mouth shut.

MattJack, pedo jokes are ALWAYS appropriate.

I'm offended

Offended by the lack of a pic to go with that post

dude :x

:lol

LS make me feel disgusting

Here is proof that the drawing of Obama on a food stamp is not racist!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/pol...ewsletter.kcal

I seriously can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.

It should be your new avatar then.

I'm not THAT ugly :(

Yesterday, I had the passing thought... If Scooby-Doo died and then, out of severe emotional trauma, Shaggy ate Scooby's dead body and became a Sith Lord, what would he look like?

:)

EDIT: THAT WAS FOR GW NOT FOR YOU. ALTHOUGH YOU'RE PRETTY HIDEOUS TOO.

Everyone, guess what?

Guitar Woman's real name is Mitch Bishop. :lol what a fag.

i don't get boners to boys

jediscum that was dumb

I never said it wasn't...

it is?

yes.

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lingua speciem involutam praebet, sed sat cito eam comprehendes

I really doubt GW's real name is Mitch Bishop... that would be too easy... y'know, like "hey thar Bitch Mishop" or "Bitch Ketchup"

jediscum that was dumb

for some reason this thread really made me crave cucumber :(

yeah, but not as dumb as walking home in a hailstorm

I should've just stayed at that diner or called a taxi

I'm Drunk. Amuse me....?

No. you don't post enough.

Sorry, I stopped being unemployed

Great, I killed chat.

Go about your business. I'll go away.

I busy thinking about you giving me a handjob.

You'll have to swim over, remember?

LOL LOOK A LADY ASND HE SAID SOMETHING ASBOUT SEX WITH HERS LOL

i bet she wasn't expecting that!

tadao you truly do live your life on the edge of propriety.

I'm a global pimp.

Good stuff.

See you in 5 minutes then, yeah?

more like a global simp but whatever

Better have my money bitch.

Student Loan. I'm covered...

I think I'll spent the rest of the night with H.P Lovecraft.



In my bed :conspiracy

RankeRi doesn't like talking to hot raver babes.

Aw. why not?

I'm a hippy art student really.