i don't think banning is a punnable offense :x

Why is it called a cursor? I mean isn't really up to the person doing the typing wether or not they curse?

cursor is related to cursive, both of which have something to do with "runners" apparently in latin :/

Willie, what's the best OTC remedy for pink eye?

i dont really know but clear eyes gets my vote because they have ben stein

Willie, I cant find my wedding ring and I suspect my dog ate it. What should I do short of gutting the ass hole?

uhh before you do anything dramatic you might wanna take him into the vet for a xray :( idk

Mister Mobbs, could you please move this thread to the book forum?

total yes

Thank you. :)

Dear Willie,
Please make it stop raining.
:(

William,
Are you gonna let her tell you what to fdo?

willie...

all red cord, all black cord, or different colors depending?

i don't think i can but assuming it eventually does stop you can give me credit for it if you like ;(

hell yeah

well not knowing exactly what you're talking about i'd have to say different colors depending

to hang displays for an art show. I could do all red, all black, or different colors depending on the color of the art.

well then i stand by my first statement, unless one of those colors is gonna clash terribly with the wall behind it somehow

edit: my second choice would be "all black"

willie, do you :love me?

yes i definitely hearty-eyeballs emoticon you :)

There goes Willie Mobbs, the man with the hearty eyeballs.

Hearty Eyeball sounds like some sort of special Halloween Edition campbell's soup.

Willie,

Is it lame if I buy a gift for my dentist's office? I'm in there all the fucking time and they fit me on on really short notice/evenings/saturdays.

i don't think giving folks a gift is lame, if they treat you right there's nothin' wrong with rewarding it

thanks. It'd be the second time I gave a dentist's office a gift...the first time, I was so thrilled with being knocked out to have a tooth removed that I sent my oral surgeon's office a gift basket, which they thought was very funny.

You should have sent them a joke book and then told them their laughing gas wasn't working.

Dear Willie,

If I were to get a new car, what car should I get? I have been told to get something more practical for me, but I have yet to even explore the uses of a station wagon or even the convenience of its massive expendature of space? Am I thinking too hard on such a thought? I think I could start my own tours because the back seat faces the rear! Or team up with a hombre and sell ice cream!

HELP!,
Cody

idk for sure what would be best but if you get a wagon make sure you get one that's fairly fuel efficient!

Dear Willie,

I've been drinking since Thursday. What's the limit before it's considered a bender?

Thanks,

Bill

well i'd say 48 hours personally but i've not really thought about it that much

IF YOU CAN POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD THEN ITS NOT A BENDER AND ALSO YOU ARENT DRINKING ENOUGH

Dear Willie,

Seriously, how ugly are we talkin' here?

we're talkin' gaza strip ugly, y'all

Good god damn.

When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?

Dear Willie,


What is the meaning of wife?


Ghost

nobody likes freedom anymore idk

Does that mean they're really the French Towers & that is why no one is working on it?

probably. stupad french

Was hurricane Katrina my fault?

only a little

Will anyone ever invent something more delicious than cheese?

yes

Penal code?

Dear Willie,
Why does In the Line of Fire suck so much? I mean, it's lesser than the sum of its parts.

I read the police report. The penal code is 8=======D~~~~O:

Dear Willie,

A group of 25-30 nudes pedaled on their bikes past my work place and I do not recall seeing any black people, nay, any of race than euroasian. Does this mean that such an event is discriminatory?

RCW 9.68A

Willie, why didn't you answer elx's question of "What are crazy girls thinking?"

man i havent even seen that movie :/ i'd guess it's just something that happens once in a while

Willie, is Fathom talking about the 90's Clint Eastwood movie or some ABC crime drama of which I have never heard?

I was thinking of that movie about dragons that was no good, that was called something of fire, right?

I gotta answer em in the order i get em!

i think he's talking about the eastwood movie yeah and i think it's reign of fire you're thinking of

willie, why is typing in all caps so satisfying :(

edit: SEE WHAT I MEAN

BECAUSE ITS LIKE YELLING AND YELLING IS GOOD FOR YOU

plus its porbably more exercise to hold down shift and type, work those glutes

Dear Executioneer,

Best console game from the year 1994?

Best PC game from the year 1995?

Ty,
MattJack

Where is a thursdays?

'94 console uhh shadowrun for genesis? idk earthbound is my second pick '95 best pc game imo is master of orion with mechwarrior 2 and tyrian winning the silver and bronze medals

across the street from t.g.i.friday's :(

Dear willie,

why are you so racist?

Dear Willie,

What's it like to feel loved?

OZZY! OZZY! OZZY!

because i'm a minority, minorities are required to be racists its only honky ass crackers who have to not be racist

at first its all fun and exciting, but then it starts being work :(

THIS ISNT A QUESTION BUT I AGREE

DEAR WILLIE DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME WE PLAYED LAST NIGHT?

WHat are tommorows winning lotto numbers for any random state.

kind of :( we shoulda played castle crashers or something instead tho that version of mtg is kind of depressing

4 10 17 29 30 42 (guessing)

Dear Willie, what should I do with my summer?

:eek

UH OH WILLIE SAID IT, SO I GUESS IT HAS TO HAPPEN NOW

YOU SLY FOX

Willie,
Why can't I find the quote of you that Sam posted?

It was on the secret board that only special board members have access to. ;)

Willie,
Why is Sam answering for you?

willie will you forgive me i am very sorry :(

you should work on an arts and crafts project!

ps i am pretending to ignore the other malarkey ;( ;( ;(

Willie,

If my collection of porn in hours is greater than my life expectancy from this point on, should I stop collecting porn?

DEAR WILLIE, HAVE YOU EVER MET MR ADVENTURE? DON'T YOU TWO LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HUNG OUT?

you should only stop collecting BAD porn, quality is more important than quantity

i havent ever met mr a :( we live about 200 miles apart so i guess hes closer than a lot of other folks but thats still a long way to drive! if we hung out wed prob. have to go to a amusement park and ride all the rides

Dear Willy,
When will Durrsomething get banned for good?

Dear Willie,

when he really, REALLY wants it

i apologize but i cannot answer this kestion as youtube is giving me a fucking problem atm :(

DEAR WILLIE, WILL YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE DURRSOMETHING'S AVATAR SOMETHING ELSE. :(

MAYBE SOMETHING FROM THAT AVATAR CARTOON HE IS RAGING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

Dear Willie,

Were you ever on any iteration of Double Dare?

idk if i can, last time i tried doin that sh*t it didnt save :/

no but i kinda wanted to be!

Dear Willie, as per your suggestion I have take up a knitting project. Unfortunatly I discover i can't count to 100, so keep buggering it up.

Any suggestions?

willie, what is the saddest thing?

maybe try woodwork, less counting in that

ME ;_;

Dear Willie,

I'm going to see "Walking with the dinosaurs" tonight. Is there anything I should know so I donts gets eatens?

bring a 12-gauge and remember the t-rex tracks by movement, if you stand still it won't see you

Dear Willie,
If you are standing still in fear of being eaten by a t-rex is he able to smell you?