@esuohlim: ashly burch

Wait, I think I've already brought her up. And we did a fistbump afterward.

I don't remember you mentioning her before, but hell fucking absolutely yes either way :fistbump

I had to watch some youtube videos to make a final call on that one though. Google turned up some shitty pictures

Hahaha. Oh racism.

Ashly Burch is 18, right >: Fathom >:

She's farther along in school than myself, so yesssss. I'd be extremely surprised if she wasn't.

I HAD A SECKSY ASHLY BURCH DREAM LAST NIGHT All kinds of nekkid

I always fall for bad girls (in children's television series)

...

I think we've all learned some important things

a distinction must be drawn, however, between the people you'd like to be like and the people you like

although I'd be lying if I said this instance wasn't both

I would rake her leaves.

Ben Stiller?

Chilly Gonzales.

Dude looks like Ryan from The Office

Jewish. :\

Fuckin' arm warmers, man. Arm warmers and long socks get me every time.

Got a big crush right now on Sarah Hipel, former Texas Rollergirl. Met her last weekend, and really fell for her.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefanmp/4702686543/

Diggin' her taaaaaaats

She had some on her arm that had been ruined from sliding bare skin across concrete. UGH so hot.

She just added me on facebook; time to ramp up the ol' stalking.

Which could only end about as well as anyone can expect. :(
:love

Did you have a ref helmet on when you fell for her?

I know you mean that as a pun, but I did.


This is a good start because she didn't see my receding hairline.

A GIRL LIKE THAT WOULD TEAR YOU APART, PUNY MAN.

High five to that.

You KNOW that's what I'm hoping for.

:love :lol

uh what

fatmom zero are you trying to be ironic or something

You can think that.

Yeah, gross.

Is that Lemmy from Motorhead's daughter or something?

WHAT'S UP WITH THE WARTS?

Can herpes travel that far from the mouth?

I admit my ignorance by asking 'who is it?'

Andrej Pejic

What?

He said it's Burberboss Kopelchic, weren't you listening

:lol

It's Klaus Nomi.

I know one thing, she's flatter than me and I have no tits. Is it really a dude? All the pictures I saw were of a man's chest with her face on it...or is that her?

Actually, she's Dylan. Same chest. Figured out the mystery!

Andrej is a woman's name, sure.

I knew there was a reason I couldn't find it attractive, aside from the herpes face.

I'm sure glad I wasn't trying to convince you of something, then.

Nono, it will never work between us, I wouldn't be able to pronounce her name properly to scream it out when I cum on her

:lol

You know, I thought the whole 'being a dude' thing would be more the issue there.

Is that a dude? Well, then I won't be able to properly scream his name out when.... ah whatever :lol

EDIT: I read only half the posts in the last 10 posts or so :p

Yeah, it's a dude. I didn't know that Andrej was a dude's name either.

Hahaha.

It could be nothing but a dude's name, dawg

a delicious dude's name

Meh my chauvinistic line was still funny, just less chauvinistic, which also means it was less funny :(

No, but it became homoerotic, so it's just as funny. I can draw a flow chart of funny, if you want.

Well it became British funny then :lol

You already posted that dude on page 14.

If I wanted to look at a dude who looked like a chick I would like at that sultry photo of 10kV Ghost. And I would enjoy it immensely >:

He's worth repeating. :O



:love

He's a fucking tool. His whole fashion appeal thing is that he looks like a high-rent titless tranny, but fashiontards keep jabbering about him being "androgynous"

he looks like frankie muniz with a wig on

I DIDN'T SAY HE DESERVED A NOBEL PRIZE, MTHRFCKRS

IT'S OKAY THAT YOU WANT TO BANG FRANKIE MUNIZ LIKE AN OLD SCREEN DOOR, FATHOM, WE'VE ALL GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE

I never wanted to bang frankie muniz. I was more of a cranston man. Put a wig on him and pucker up! I'm ready to break bad!

MAN

IT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME MAN

I KEEP IT FOR REAL







I LIKE GIRLS AND STUFF TOO

YEAH, YOU'D LIKE US TO BELIEVE THAT. :rolleyes

:O

LOOK AT ALL THOSE LADYMEN

They gotta have short hair don't they? And they also have to have a strap on permanently attached to themselves too?

shut up, marcus

IF I DRESSED UP LIKE LADY, FATHOM ZERO WOULD TOTALLY DIG IT, BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS

I'd let you be my beard any day, James.

DON'T WORRY, FZ, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK WHEN IT COMES TO AUDREY TAUTOU. I WOULD FUCK THAT FRENCH ACCENT RIGHT OUT OF HER

NOT IF SHE FUCKED YOU FIRST.

That broad would fuck l'accent americain right out of you.

i don't think there's any topping christina hendricks. i think she was already posted in this thread though

I majorly agree with you there. Curves like hers are my favorite.

I would airhorn her until the sun exploded.

The whole time Jane was on Breaking Bad I thought "Jesse Pinkman does not deserve someone this attractive and cool" >:

That was the only role she has ever had that clicked with my senses.

She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar

SHE COULD GET IT.

I don't get it.

AND YOU NEVER WILL.

I'm fine with that.

I'M SURE YOU ARE

I don't think I've seen anything else with her in it

She's been in some normal primetime shows my roomates like watching. Glee is one of them.

mein gott

I kinda hate Padma. And she's not that attractive to me either. She can please pack her knives and go somewhere else.

What do you like, you glum cunt?

I like Christina Hendricks, as noted above... I don't like many stars. I like girls with natural beauty that aren't thin as skeletons, but aren't fat as cows. If they have to wear a ton of makeup to look decent, then I'm not interested.

I DON'T LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS A DICK IF FATHOM ZERO LIKES HER.

I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FOR TRANNYS

YOU'RE SAFE, SAM

MailCall's favorite. Lisa Matthews--1991 PMOY:

I just recently realized how much I like women with long, dark red hair. :eek
Spoilered for huge

I'm not too big on the fake red hair that everyone seems to love. I love natural redheads with pale skin and fire red crotches though.

As long as it's dark red hair, I'm all gravy. Pale skin is definitely a plus, though.

We're getting closer to normal hair colors!

I'm going to bookmark this page for later.

I agree with Sappy on paleness. God help me :(