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Sensitive to OUR NEEDS and being a whiny bitch are two very different things.
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I think I know what women need
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YEAH ME TOO :highfive
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I have a question, why is it impossible to argue with women?
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because we use things like facts and sequence of events
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A lot of women treat their boyfriends like their little kids that to need to be taught lessons and such. In this mentality naturally you can't concede a point to someone, when you deal with toddlers it's essential they know your the boss.
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It's impossible to argue with us because we will never let you win. Facts do not matter in an argument with a female because emotional memories can be twisted into anything in the course of an argument. Half of us would rather not argue so we manipulate you into feeling guilty so it will just be over. The other half LIVES for confrontation, those are the ones to avoid at all costs.
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WHY DO CHOOSE THE WRONG ONES WHY |
I dunno, high school psychology class only taught me so much....and that wasn't a whole lot.
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Hey guys. I'm back. And I'm sorry. I solved my problem, and I'm now working on how to better approach talking to girls.
Turns out, if you don't bitch at them for not liking you, they'll want to talk to you if you're a nice person. And I guess I am a nice person. And that is why I am going to forgive you. Even if you do not forgive me. But what I really want to know from this thread is when it comes to understanding women, for Feb 14th should I go with the mass "everybody wins a prize" approach where I gave Valentine's cards to all the girls who didn't get cards, or should I give a rose to that girl I like in my Society and Culture class? |
Hi thanks for the questions. I think you should take the "scatter gun" approach to card/gift giving. This involves distributing cards and gifts in such quantity that you almost guarantee yourself some pity replies. As we all know, pity replies can lead to pity dates which if all goes to plan may lead to our ultimate goal; pity sex.
If, as I suspect, you are so unrelentingly un-attractive to woman that you cannot even muster any pity, you wish to take the alternative "scatter gun" approach. The main idea behind this is to make your class mates pay for not appreciating your charms by way of a scatter gun and a rucksack stocked full of home made pipe bombs. Hope all goes well and good luck! |
Why not do both, give cards to the girls who are ignored on such a day and give a rose to the girl you like? Cover all your bases.
EDIT:Oops, wrong thread. Sorry! |
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I have decided not to. Better to withhold unproven wisdom than to dispense it to people who may well discredit you. If I was going to do one, I'd wait until I was at least fifty years old. Because that's round about the age when you either have grown into a philosopher that people will take seriously, or a nutcase like Ultimate Warrior was when it comes to wisdom. If I did do one I would have to do some serious research for it, if you know what I mean ;)
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Is Pub Lover a woman?
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shit! then i got lost in translation
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dont tell jediscum lets let him be the fool for a little while longer
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Fun Fact : Girl's do not have prostate glands. So when you fuck them in the asshole and they say they like it, they are just telling you what you want to hear or they get off on pain.
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I once came to that conclusion, but when I asked a girl if I was right she gave me a long lecture about nerve clusters, so I jokingly (not so jokingly ;) ) made a suggestion but she said 'no'.
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Thaths nasthty
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I just had a woman tell me that sometimes she likes anal and if I had a problem with that, Gah, I don't understand.
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