eh *shrugz shoulderz*

How now brown cow?

I seriously injured myself today, should I go to a doctor or make a thread about it?

it's time that heals all wounds, not the internet

although that expression doesn't really account for massive hemorrhage so idk

Exactly at what point does hemorrhaging become massive hemorrhaging?

i think you should probably ask a doctor that quetsion, especially if you've got a hemorrhage that you're unsure of

Wait... I thought you were a doctor

Willie, are you a doctor?

If not, have you ever been a pilot?

i'm afraid not, no :(

Willie do you think Milhouse's injury was FALSIFIED and he just made it up so he could ask you a question?

i think he was making fun of gw :x

Is guitar woman REALLY a woman with a vagina and everything?

only in that alternate reality where everyone's the opposite sex

All the fantasy MMOs then.

Dear Willie;

Is There Hope For JackOfAllTrades Yet?

i think his names jakeofalltrades, and unfortunately there probably is

Well that clears that up. Next question;

Will people ever get used to the "NEW" facebook?

Better question: I don't have a Capital One card, why am I not fighting vikings?

Best question: I am a viking and I am looking for someone who doesn't have a Capital One card so I can burn their house down and rape their women folk, do you know anyone looking for that kind of thing?

Dear Willie,
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Willie,
why would a person lick their arm hair in public around people like some kind of cat?

WILLIE IS THIS TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR THE QUEUE

Followup Question: I'm a Viking, will I qualify for a Capital One card?

Dear Willie;

What is your opinion on the new Vikings vs. Capital One Clients app. on FaceBook.

Willie are there too many viking and Capital One related questions for the queue