MAN

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Are you getting younger?!?!

That is really uncanny resemblance.

ALL RIGHT, THERE, JERRY MINOR :rolleyes

Got me there. I never get that, though, and I still rock the goatee and mini-fro. When I shaved my head some years back all I got was Frozone from The Incredibles.

If anthing I think he resembles Donavon McNabb.

I'll accept either. Better than being a Disney character.

omg
All black people DO look like Will Smith!
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fuck.

Guess you've never seen Flava Flav.

So many reasons to be thankful for the internet, but I'd have to say my #1 is that it never lets me forget that race relations in this country (and Canada apparently) are piss poor. I've heard 'em all, and a good portion of them are witty and funny I admit, but the shit I read here, in YouTube or Break comments, etc. take the cake in terms of showing true colors.

Not mad at anybody nor do I want to come off as whiny; more than anything I'm upset that the black folks that came to I-Mockery before me let this stuff run them off. The least I can ask as a forum poster who doesn't plan to go anywhere anytime soon is that everyone at least keep with the spirit of mockery and be clever. :)

EDIT: and I know I'm not the most clever person around, but only a few people here are witty enough to get paid for it so to me that puts us all on par.

I hear ya buddy. I was drinking on fat tuesday for fifteen hours and made some comment about how I like both sexes. He's super Irish too and he got all pissed off at first. I told him if he's going to make any offcolor jokes to have them at least be funny and witty. We're good again though.

******

That's not fair, Tad. You gotta let me know if you're a *****, a ***, or a ****.

:lol

Assholes :lol

Another guy that's heard 'em all! Fine, fine... I'll try better to fit in.



*shows palms* "See, it's coming off!"

Canadians on here remind you that you're black? WHO? WHO?

If anyone is ruining our country's long-held belief that we are a "cultural mosaic," you jus' point em out and I'll deal with 'em!

On a related note, I've been reading a lot of the old EC "SHOCK SuspenStories" recently and in a bunch of them, there are stories condemning racism. They're kinda interesting to read because, in true EC fashion, they contain the twist endings and are over the top, but the best part is that they're from the 50's, so it's cool to look back and see how even COMICS were putting in a ham-fisted effort to stop racism.

Glad you got my back on this one, Z. When we annex your nation, I'll make sure you are among those spared.

EDIT: Don't worry, there are no Canadians that remind that I'm black here. Plenty that remind me that things up there are bland and shitty, but none that remind me that I'm black.

I'm gonna just keep on with my plan of communicating with everyone's brains directly.

I'm glad the people here don't continue to remind me that I'm old. Oh, wait .... ;)

I never said anything :(

But you DO look like Jerry Minor you fag it has nothing to do with race >:

You best not be calling Milhouse a racist >: >:

Just ask Seven Force lol

I do see the Jerry Minor resemblance.

here's a pic of me as a kid

:)