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Fuck off with that heart thing >:
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owen wilson or owen hart?
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AND I PASSED MY DRUG TEST TODAY! :lol |
BREAK OUT THE KEG AND A LADY
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FUCK YOU, SPAMBOT
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He didn't say whose pee it was.
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It's true, and it was my own pee! I was pleasantly surprised, cause last summer I tested positive for PCP despite never having seen the stuff. Those urine tests are notorious for false positives, but I haven't smoked pot in quite a while, so yay! :D
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Whilst being a department manager for a grocery store, I learned a lot of things about drug tests and stuff. It's been years but, they only test for like 7 things. It's really expensive. They were thinking about removing PCP and doing a more intense search for Ecstasy. No one does PCP anymore :rolleyes
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PCP is so passé.
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I did it once, Beverly hills cop and Top Secret just came out and we went to a drive in. I spent all of Beverly Hills Cop in the snack bar somehow.
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I have a friend who once had a drug test come back with false positives on everything. :lol
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It was weird, we put some dust on some opinionated Thai bud. Then I went to the snack bar and had to walk up and down the waves of cement cause they do that so cars park at an upward angle. I bought a hot dog and felt it go all though my stomach system. Then I put a quarter in an arcade game and after I was done went back out and the 2nd movie had just started playing. So I lost like 2 hours somewhere.
I think I wasn't actually playing the game. I bet I was watching the gamestart screen thinking I was playing fr like two hours. |
That would have been fun to watch.
All of the anti-drug literature sort of leads you to believe that people go nuts, try to peel off their own skin, etc, but I think mainly they just stare dully at gamestart screens thinking they're playing for 2 hours. |
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It was a pacman style game where you are a robber picking up money bags while cop cars chase you. It had a short lifespan, but it was in every arcade at the time.
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Thanks for the information. I feel much better for you. : phew!
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I know I put a quarter in and I know I was moving the joystick around. I also remember thinking about how awesome I was doing and the cops could never catch me! :lol
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I went to an upscale Chinese place for lunch and was struck by how empty it was on a Friday at lunch hour. At the time I was looking around me and thinking, "How is this place so empty? The prices are reasonable and the food tastes great."
Then I came home and had what could conservatively be described as a Traumatic Bathroom Experience. I understand now. |
I like my kitchens active.
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No, although I had a bad experience with a mall panda express once.
No, this is a local one, but it's obvious the owner sank a ton of money into the place. All of the dishes are detailed with his logo in gold, there are giant Chinese urns on lit pillars and other enormous pieces of Asian art around the place, and there's all the standard trendy frosted glass and floor-to-ceiling slate fountains you'd expect from a pricey place. The entree was delicious- had the majority of that (veggies in garlic sauce, and a little bit of white rice with it- they didn't have brown), a pot of hot tea, and part of a dessert. My experience was 100% positive until the stomach cramps started :( To be fair to them, this is the first time it's happened to me and could be an isolated incident, so I won't mention them by name. |
I wonder if he uses MSG.
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could be, but usually stuff heavily laced with it gives me a headache and/or chest pains. None of that this time around.
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Maybe you just have a weak stomach or you started your period.
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The world may never know. I think probably the veggies weren't washed, or they had some sort of preservative on them. That's usually what happens.
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His store was maybe just a front just to sabotage the stomachs of American individuals such as yourself. That commie bastard.
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it is May Day, I'm not ruling anything out.
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I got stomach cramps from a can of Chef Boy Ar Dee ravioli once.
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If anything, he'd probably be more of a fascist.
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Well shit, just ask them if they have a public restroom. Then you'll know.
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Oh man, too much booze and excitement. I have to do a 5k walk for NAMI tomorrow too. I'm gonna puke on a psycho. :puke :x
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My son has a birthday party today. We're going bowling. Teenagers, bowling balls, high fructose corn syrup .... what could go wrong? :eek
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Seeing as its not at your house.... Nothing. |
I spent an hour in walmart trying to track down a perfectly reasonable list of things. The bf went to the car and called me angrily after 45 mins, thinking I was...dunno, wandering around drooling or something.
The place is just too fucking big. |
May the 4th is in two days!
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I'm going to try to wash and clean out my sweet 1995 Camry today for the first time in over a year.
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I had a brainstorm and thought up the perfect mother's day gift for my mother-in-law. Then we went all over the place and couldn't find it.
Dammit! |
WAS IT DEATH
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I actually like my in-laws.
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I ordered my mom so soybean seeds for mothers day. So she can grow me some food and cook it for me.
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In Steven Seagal's film Hard to Kill he is awoken from a seven year coma by a nurse placing a kitten on his head. Is this a real medical treatment?
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I always wake up when someone shoves their pussy in my face.
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So, you are saying that if you were in a coma you'd have no chance of waking up? :rolleyes
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FUCKYOUSAMYOUBASTARD
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He probably woke up be cause she wasn't going to shut up until he did.
Even when you in a coma bitches will talk your fucking ear off. |
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You stuck around? :hypno Your brave and nice. Im a fan of the dump em and run.
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I haven't heard Slim in years.
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It sounds more like something Junkie XL would do. I liked it, though.
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Last I had heard of him he was teaming up with the guy from the talking heads.
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David Byrne? That's interesting. He would probably sound better working with Eno.
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That's strange. :eek
I liked Ya Mama's video more. |
Hehehe I used to watch that one a lot!
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DUDE. AND DIZZEE RASCAL? Wow.
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WTF IS THIS, SOME KIND OF MUSICAL/YOUTUBE THREAD NOW? :rolleyes
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BOOTOOB ON A SAM
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Why was Durrr put on ban anyways? I hope it was for making totally gay usless threads and he gets an even longer ban.
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SUP DUDEEEEEEEEEES
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WHAT UP SAMUS?
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YOOOOOO IM ALL OUT OF WHAT UPS. THIS IS THE DICKS.
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HAH! No Doubt got Gwen back for a reunion? The should have replaced her commercial ass already.
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I remember the good old days when Lou Dog ripped her dress :(
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Ah, back when she was a human being.
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I remember when she used to be my girl, but now she's famous. :(
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She has a girlfriend now.
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She was just so sweet, now they're falling at her feet. :(
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I never thought it would end like this, just because i've got no tits.
I'll shave my legs, I'll wear a bra. I'll even cut my penis off for you. |
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That message was meant for your dad!
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He likes you, mom is the one you creeped out.
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She drew the line after I broke in :(
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I told you the dead opossum was a bad idea.
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What works in Tennessee should work in North Carolina!
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IF ONE COLOR COULD DESCRIBE YOU. GO!
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TAWNY.
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Deep Purple
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You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.
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